IFAM#12 Australia? Florida? Nope. Welcome to Mabelthorpe as Chris goes on a midnight grope (Ingham Family)

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Oohthedrama said:
prinny enjoys her blueberry facials.
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It's a way to get rid of tear staining. Just a posh name for the shampoo used.
Not all tear staining is cosmetic and it's pretty good taking a dog to a groomers as they usually can spot the tear staining that needs looking at by a vet as most owners get complacent with smells that highlight the fact.
 
Where’s Jimjam gone!?
She received awful comments on here over the last while to be fair, so if you’re reading this please come back. You’re missed.
You became a bit of a target for the more vocal amongst us but the thread seems a lovely place now ? we’re all one big fake happy, slightly messed up family.
You’d be super, duper welcome back boo boo...
I’m the crazy aunt reaching out on behalf of the others. I might have a route in your handbag for the cough sweets when you’re not looking, who doesn’t love a fisherman’s friend. ?
@Jimjam

I’m assuming if the Ingham kids have gone trick or treating they will basically be collecting the meals for the next few weeks, I’m really hoping the neighbors give out Snack Attacks and maybe some fruit salads this year. Think of the baby... nutrients innit. ?
 
It's me said:
It's a way to get rid of tear staining. Just a posh name for the shampoo used.
Not all tear staining is cosmetic and it's pretty good taking a dog to a groomers as they usually can spot the tear staining that needs looking at by a vet as most owners get complacent with smells that highlight the fact.
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Completely agree, I’ve had the white brands of dog all my life (don’t be offended, I meant to say breed but I put brand ??‍♀️ so it stays ?) and often food can effect their tear stains. They’re also quite... yappy little dogs, highly strung let’s just say.
I’ve always trained mine from young to be ok with general grooming/maintenance (my brands have now turned to cars!) but it’s not easy.
You can do some real damage trying to groom your own dog if you’re not trained and the dog isn’t comfortable.
I wouldn’t find fault in them for this.
Damned if they do, damned if they don’t at times. ?
 
And I'll go further
We take our dog to be groomed. The idea that we could do it to their standard in our own home is a total joke.
To be blunt I think Sassy just posted that to big herself up a bit. Her posts are designed to do that. She just needs a hug I feel
Just because they are the Inghams doesn't mean everything they do is wrong.
I don't actually know anyone round here with a dog that doesn't take it to be professionally groomed reasonably regularly.
Going even further we take our cars to get valeted they do a cracking job. Having said that I do have Henry 2 ready for the bit of car vacuuming
Talking of dogs and cats its very scary for some right now with the fireworks
 
yorkshirebitch said:
And I'll go further
We take our dog to be groomed. The idea that we could do it to their standard in our own home is a total joke.
To be blunt I think Sassy just posted that to big herself up a bit. Her posts are designed to do that. She just needs a hug I feel
Just because they are the Inghams doesn't mean everything they do is wrong.
I don't actually know anyone round here with a dog that doesn't take it to be professionally groomed reasonably regularly.
Going even further we take our cars to get valeted they do a cracking job. Having said that I do have Henry 2 ready for the bit of car vacuuming
Talking of dogs and cats its very scary for some right now with the fireworks
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I need to admit.
I do groom my own dog,
but I also kinda want a hug... ??‍♀️

Let’s all just snuggle..... Chris is you’re reading this.
We’re of age, back away from the DM’s. ??
 
We have a Malshi puppy, and there is absolutely no way that I am ever going near her wielding a pair of scissors.
I’m more than happy to pay a professional £40 to do a proper job. She is also partial to a blueberry facial ? I wouldn’t cut my own hair either, and again, this is why I pay a professional to do the job for me.

The Ingham’s in this instance are doing right by a member of their family.
 
Can I admit am to lazy to groom my own dog!

Although I regularly brush all my dogs..dogs still needs this too

People only have to trot over and watch some of the Wilkes family vlogs to see what a unprofessional groomer can do to their dog...it's not pretty!
 
Oohthedrama said:
Let’s all agree it depends on the dog brand...
What special offers are available..pay for 3 paws get one free. ??‍♀️
If they require highlights or roots doing.

And Chris needs to be groomed, micro chipped and neutered.
ASAP ??
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I bet Sarah uses where is my iPhone app more often now!
 
Clarabelle76 said:
There must be some people dressing up as Creepy tonight. If I get one at my door I’ll take a photo. Got to be the cheapest Halloween costume going, leave your hair unwashed for a week or so, colour in with sharpie at the ends, layer of sweat on your face from some nefarious activity, bobbly clothes from your brothers 1990’s emo wardrobe, beanie hat and contorted naughty drop that towel face. Far scarier than most things you’d find in a costume shop! ?
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I went in to primark in my lunch break today and the lad behind the till was wearing a wig identical to chris’ hair and no makeup/costume so I did wonder if he’d dressed as chris Ingham but I didn’t dare ask!
 
Creepy must never be allowed scissors or clippers anywhere near Prinny. We can all see that greasy mess on his head that he thinks is still stylish.
God help him when the money and hair dye run out, he’ll end up looking like this.
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Oohthedrama said:
You’ve freed yourself from an aggressive drug and alcohol addiction at a young age,
You’re a student who spends many hours catching up on the old GG threads, a soon to be detective (?!) ? who dabbles in dog grooming on the side and who does NOT have an IFAM FOREVER tattoo on her arm. We learn more and more about you by the day sassy belle ?
I don’t think I’ll ever be this successful, I can barely write a comment without Apple telling me I’ve spelled a word wrong.
But I like to think that prinny enjoys her blueberry facials.
It’s like a spa day for a dog. ?

The sponsors they’re getting are very small, it’s not a patch of the stuff they could have pitched for in the past but it makes me believe they’re getting advice from somewhere, maybe under new management or pitching to brands alone.

I agree with the comment made about their “target audience” getting older and watching less.
But like with zoella up until recently, her 16 year old audience might have grown up as she did, but the next round of 16 year olds found her channel and her old content and subscribed, she had a really successful channel for 8 years based on this strategy and probably still would if she hadn’t stopped posting so much or hadn’t become so unrelatable to most people.

I can see them coming through this once (if) he doesn’t screw up again,
it’s just a case of waiting to seeing if this is possible, and if it is for how long.
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Let me just add to that for you. I have a spayed witch poodle (that's who I groom) and my family breeds Beagles and we used to breed German Shepherds. I am studying Public Services at college so I can hopefully join the police.

It's best for them to go for small and unknown brands who are desperate for sponsors. Exposure may override Chris' crimes.

He will mess up again. All people do. Look at Peter Sutcliffe. Couldn't keep his mucky paws off people and he was tempted to try and kill again. I know it sounds extreme but in they're in the same category of serious crimes.
 
TheRealSassyBell482 said:
Look at Peter Sutcliffe. Couldn't keep his mucky paws off people and he was tempted to try and kill again. I know it sounds extreme but in they're in the same category of serious crimes.
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Am sorry but categorising a serial killer who terrorised Yorkshire and Chris is way off the mark.

No matter how much I despise Chris he's not shown himself to be a serial killer who attacked women for fun.
 
It's me said:
Am sorry but categorising a serial killer who terrorised Yorkshire and Chris is way off the mark.

No matter how much I despise Chris he's not shown himself to be a serial killer who attacked women for fun.
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I'm just using a well known example where he gave into temptation. And anyway a lot of killers do start off as groomers to test the waters and see what they can get away with. You know nothing about crime.
 
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