Can you imagine the insurance claim if Isla injured herself on the ride...
They wouldn't care about Isla but would be straight to Levi's the best solicitors in the country to get compensation
IFAM#12 Australia? Florida? Nope. Welcome to Mabelthorpe as Chris goes on a midnight grope (Ingham Family)
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They wouldn't care about Isla but would be straight to Levi's the best solicitors in the country to get compensation
And Chris would get that black Sharpie out again to draw in a black eye for the thumbnail ?
Sarah and himself do have experience in this department don’t they ?
I bet people in the know at Mablethorpe had exactly that thought and didn't let their children go far when they realised Chris and Sarah were on holiday too
Oh yeah of course...and they have coached the kids to scream on demand and act too.
It's only Esme who won't follow their orders and proves them wrong!
Maybe she’s looking for new contacts for Chris...
what areas he should be creeping in. ?
That's why Chris is desperate for a meet and greet...make new contacts!
I want Esme and Mia from that Fizz lot to dump their families and go live in a hut built with branches and mud in a tree. ?
I feel they’re both so unsuited to the “family vlogging” life, I love Esme, she has personality ? and Mia just needs to find herself away from her stage school parents.
I don't think it's Esme doesn't want to be on camera like Sarah says..it's because she won't lie through her teeth and makes them look stupid and Chris is forever editing her out...or can't edit her out well so it's easier not to film her!
TheRealSassyBell482
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Yep the morning sickness was back tonight. Tomorrow she'll be projectile spewing all over the place.
'HOSPITAL EMERGENCEY' 'WILL SHE DIE?'
Clarabelle76
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I am curious about they plan on squeezing the very most veiws out of little Commentdownbelows birth, well it’s a given there will be several false alarms and lots of hospital trips, pretend labour pains obviously but I mean the actual event? I somehow can’t see Sarah going for the FF style in all her glory, going by her constant moaning about a ponytail headache I presume she’ll have the epidural before she leaves home and every pain killer available on arrival so hopefully nasty Chris will catch some snoozing and drooling shots for our amusement but I’m guessing we won’t see much actual birth action, just lots of creepy sad music and all the girls crying, a lot then more crying....all of this will be delivered over about 4 days so by the time we do get a look at him she’ll have her mascara back on and be fixing her pesky fringe telling us how tired/sore/aching/sick she intends to be for the next 18 years.
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Grow a ponytail and use it as a fringe, like her husband?
TheRealSassyBell482
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When ladbaby filmed Rox's labour with Kobe he pointed the camera at the ceiling and you heard her in labour. He asked the hospital if he could do it beforehand. Unless they go private. Maybe in a private hospital they could film but i can't see them affording the £7,500 a night Lindo Wing fees. I doubt they will attempt a hike birth now. Either way I can't wait to see it. The false labour click bait will probably begin at Christmas. 'BABY EMERGENCY IN LAPLAND' 'BABY NEARLY DELIVERED IN SANTA'S HOUSE!!!!!' Hope we gat to see her makeup all messed up though. She's so fussy about it.
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The miracle baby.
I think her confidence has grown massively in her new school for sure, she’s happy, you can tell she’s past conforming to the rules of being a family “cast member”
She didn’t want to be on half term holidays. She wanted to be in school.
From the family that want to home school not 12 months ago. ?
I have a feeling something happened in Australia that made her revolt, maybe being sick and being dragged around a miserable, cold, boring holiday made her see her life for what it was.
I was depressed watching them slump around Australia ? no offence Kangaroos of tattle.
It’s not the norm for them to have an experience like that and I can bet if Esme doesn’t like something.. everyone knows about it.
She stopped following the script from that holiday onwards and I do think you’re right, it’s safer for them to keep her off the vlogs than have to edit around her ?
We all know Chris can't really edit..he much prefers doing other things when he's supposed to be editing
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AMAZING NEWS AT OUR 20 WEEK PREGNANCY SCAN!
20 minutes
The video starts off with a highly exciteable Sarah saying they have had a busy morning. as the lazy twit hardly does anything most mornings the fact that she has had to get up and get the van sorted will be enough to exhaust her for weeks.
She is prattling on about gammon. There is lots of gammon they can't take the gammon home with them as they have nowhere to pop the gammon. She says they don't have any carrier bags and they can't put the gammon on the plates as the plates belong to the caravan
There is a huge amount of gammon in the fridge. A great big whopping amount.
I ignored my husbands c rude comments about something that attaches to gammon and tried to sympathise with Sarrahs gammon plight
They then set off and Chris has sped the film up to make it more exciting. It's like the fast and the furious go to Trumpton.
Along the way Sarah goes to the toilet at the services and manages to invest in a 12 box of doughnuts.
Then I sort of got distracted and they are at the scan. Chris is saying how nervous he is
Then its the scan and it looks like a scan. Of course they could have bribed the girl doing the scan to actually allow them to film somone elses scan and us e that one instead but I think its a scan. I think and have thought all along she is pregnant.
Admittedly she could be faking it and just have a couple of kilos wrapped of gammon wrapped up in a carrier bag up her pully but I thinks she's preggars.
Anyway gammon scan over and Sarah gets trapped between here and the next life or something
Unfortunately they then end up somewhere else and the kids are dressed up. Issy takes centre stage and does some stuff to camera as she should she is a principle member of the cast after all
I simply haven't got a clue where they are but Chris finds it highly amusing and he gets into his extra special niiiiiccccee voice everything is yum yum n'''''i'''c'''e or supery cute or super sweet
Chris sees a train set and wants one in the house
It's a Christmas place full of Christmas stuff and its making Chris feel Christmassy
Sarahs not feeling well but to be fair its been almost a week since she whined.
She wants to go to bed
They are then at Asda and I must say how delighted I am that there kids are going back to school. Ours aren't simply because some schools have different weeks off.
Sarahs biggest issue is that she is and has been for a considerable time UNFIT she can't walk far without being out of breath it is s imply unhealthy for a woman of her age and she needs to sort it
Then we get the prattling Sarah going on about loving being back home its all crap. She has a homie baby monitor. This isn't an ethnbic thing its just the brand name
She is very excited really really excited
Interestingly she is in the same clothes as at the start of the day
Anyway its a tit vlog and she needs to sort herself out physically
20 minutes
The video starts off with a highly exciteable Sarah saying they have had a busy morning. as the lazy twit hardly does anything most mornings the fact that she has had to get up and get the van sorted will be enough to exhaust her for weeks.
She is prattling on about gammon. There is lots of gammon they can't take the gammon home with them as they have nowhere to pop the gammon. She says they don't have any carrier bags and they can't put the gammon on the plates as the plates belong to the caravan
There is a huge amount of gammon in the fridge. A great big whopping amount.
I ignored my husbands c rude comments about something that attaches to gammon and tried to sympathise with Sarrahs gammon plight
They then set off and Chris has sped the film up to make it more exciting. It's like the fast and the furious go to Trumpton.
Along the way Sarah goes to the toilet at the services and manages to invest in a 12 box of doughnuts.
Then I sort of got distracted and they are at the scan. Chris is saying how nervous he is
Then its the scan and it looks like a scan. Of course they could have bribed the girl doing the scan to actually allow them to film somone elses scan and us e that one instead but I think its a scan. I think and have thought all along she is pregnant.
Admittedly she could be faking it and just have a couple of kilos wrapped of gammon wrapped up in a carrier bag up her pully but I thinks she's preggars.
Anyway gammon scan over and Sarah gets trapped between here and the next life or something
Unfortunately they then end up somewhere else and the kids are dressed up. Issy takes centre stage and does some stuff to camera as she should she is a principle member of the cast after all
I simply haven't got a clue where they are but Chris finds it highly amusing and he gets into his extra special niiiiiccccee voice everything is yum yum n'''''i'''c'''e or supery cute or super sweet
Chris sees a train set and wants one in the house
It's a Christmas place full of Christmas stuff and its making Chris feel Christmassy
Sarahs not feeling well but to be fair its been almost a week since she whined.
She wants to go to bed
They are then at Asda and I must say how delighted I am that there kids are going back to school. Ours aren't simply because some schools have different weeks off.
Sarahs biggest issue is that she is and has been for a considerable time UNFIT she can't walk far without being out of breath it is s imply unhealthy for a woman of her age and she needs to sort it
Then we get the prattling Sarah going on about loving being back home its all crap. She has a homie baby monitor. This isn't an ethnbic thing its just the brand name
She is very excited really really excited
Interestingly she is in the same clothes as at the start of the day
Anyway its a tit vlog and she needs to sort herself out physically
...or a chance to go shopping...
Oh wait you forgot to mention they bought apples! Yes apples! Also, how happy was Isla knowing she was going back to school! I don't know but my kids are never happy to return to school after a break. Goes to show how sick they are being home with their creepy parents on a boring break from school in a trailer...
TheRealSassyBell482
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You can't blame the girls for preferring school over their home lives. I hated school, mainly because I were lucky to have a whole school year at a single school before we had to move elsewhere in the country. But I liked the stability (and the fit teachers
). School is a stable environment with an enforced routine with discipline and where they can grow into happy, healthy young women and get a stable education at the same time. I bet Esme wishes she could board at her school. Children don't need to be dragged around the country every five minutes. They need to be allowed time at home to socialise, grow and have fun. The moments of my childhood I remember best are sleeping out in the back yard and having to run indoors when thunder struck. Having silly chats with my sister. Searching for insects in the yard and playing hide and seek in the house.it must be hell for them having to live such regimented lives and having to work their day around blogging not being able to be kids.
). School is a stable environment with an enforced routine with discipline and where they can grow into happy, healthy young women and get a stable education at the same time. I bet Esme wishes she could board at her school. Children don't need to be dragged around the country every five minutes. They need to be allowed time at home to socialise, grow and have fun. The moments of my childhood I remember best are sleeping out in the back yard and having to run indoors when thunder struck. Having silly chats with my sister. Searching for insects in the yard and playing hide and seek in the house.it must be hell for them having to live such regimented lives and having to work their day around blogging not being able to be kids.whatamess123
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If Sarah has one iota of sense (doubtful ,i know) ,she`ll take that away and hide it until the baby`s born.
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