IamSarahJay #14 I cannot quite decipher your last sentence

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Does she think she's eligible for the Criminal Injuries Compensation Fund? Actually crying laughing.

Shazzle, the CICF only pays out for injuries after violent crimes, not because someone said that you can't cook, your sleep pattern is fucked, and you need to get a job and learn to budget.

www.gov.uk

Criminal injuries compensation: a guide

A guide to applying for compensation under the Criminal Injuries Compensation Scheme.
www.gov.uk www.gov.uk
 
Witchfinder Sargeant said:
Does she think she's eligible for the Criminal Injuries Compensation Fund? Actually crying laughing.

Shazzle, the CICF only pays out for injuries after violent crimes, not because someone said that you can't cook, your sleep pattern is fucked, and you need to get a job and learn to budget.

www.gov.uk

Criminal injuries compensation: a guide

A guide to applying for compensation under the Criminal Injuries Compensation Scheme.
www.gov.uk www.gov.uk
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Yes I think this is what she’s referencing. I’ve had a tit week but her stupidity has just made my day. She really is thick as mince! 😂 “yeah so they said it was a crime (what was?) and I can get mu compensation (who did?! What judge?!)” she’s utterly delusional.
 
She's pretending the lies she tells private businesses can fly for some naive middle class sausage on twitter who might not suspect otherwise.

Guarantee she bells places saying she's got babies who need milk and nappies and she's recently escaped DV sob sob gimme. Nasty grifting self serving POS that she is whose age will be popping up on incoming calls anyway unbeknownst to a non worker who is clueless about the systems employed to guard against fat worthless grifting bum couch barnacles like her.
 
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Chudney said:
Saz is looking forward to receiving compensation for the ‘crime’ that has been committed against her View attachment 3131595 qView attachment 3131596 q
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She's been threatening us with the police since October 2023. Nearly a year later, she's finally filed the report. Surely if she thinks she's the victim of a crime, she'd report it immediately, no matter whether she's got a life or not? Surely reporting that you have been the victim of a crime should take priority over everything else? Can't be that important if it's taken her nearly a year to get round to it.
 
blimey, she hasn't tweeted since the 23rd.

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That is potentially one of the funniest things I've seen her post (although I was a late joiner of her threads- I'm current;y rereading them from the start, anything exciting I have to look forward to?)

She's so transparent it's hilarious, she does NOTHING if she doesn't think she can use it to feather her own stinking nest. Which in this instance she absolutely cannot and the fact she thinks she's eligble for compensation is absolutely brilliant
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Me again, where does she think this compensation comes from? Does she think we'll be ordered to pay her it? Like the ultimate grift? Because I don't have any money, I spent it all on my court outfit :(
 
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ahkrin said:
Compensation for what and from who? 🤡 think I'm going to file a claim because she's assaulted my eyeballs by posting pictures on twiX. What do you mean i didn't have to look?
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Exactly. I swear I’m going blind from it.
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Foxvint said:
Please someone lash this in the Wiki for posterity. tit chattin hilarious blagging bleep.

Awaiting mu compo cos someone said she didn't have a real fella 🤣🤣🤣 OK gurl
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Was it you said he’s latex, bercorse he is akshally pvc.
 
Ahahahaha, bleeping compensation. She has so little experience in the real world that thinks we're all as terminally thick as she is.

I spent the majority of my early career (Imagine that Sarah, A JOB) working in Personal Injury claims, including CICA stuff, and I now work in a similar field. Sarah, you have even less chance of compensation than you have at getting the back of a chest of drawers on in under six months.

Absolute bleeping moron. One of the thickest people I've ever encountered in my entire life.

Someone should tell Jack Monroe she can claim compensation because people have pointed out she's a bleep on the Internet. Nearly 600 threads, she's gonna be a millionaire at last!
 
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MistyWindows said:
Maybe the ‘other department’ is their version of David Brent’s special tray for messages from head office aka waste paper bin 😂
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Yes I presumed this 'other force' was a way of fobbing the daft mare off.
'Oh yes Sarah Vayjay. This is an incredibly rare and special case. The worst crime we've ever seen. We aren't actually qualified to deal with it here so we're forwarding it to a top secret special force with unique skills. Compensation? Oh yes of course you're entitled 🤭'.

I reckon she only dropped that daft compensation thing in for us tbh. So we'd be seething with rage that our 'bullying' has meant a pay out for her.
 
Hold my beans said:
I think that was a grifted holiday through a charity for children with disabilities 😡 Probably couldn't afford to get there though
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Do you know what, I wouldn't even begrudge her fundraising for the travel costs for a holiday like that, it's for the kids really and those train tickets were really expensive, I wouldn't have been able to afford them. Now her kids have yet again missed out.

I don't even remotely agree with her grifting a holiday from a charity for children with disabilities, that's disgraceful if she's done that, but if she'd paid for the holiday and saved enough spending money crack on and ask for a contribution towards actually getting there. (shame she used up any goodwill by grifting for shite she could and should have paid for herself)

Edit - saying that though there's tonnes of places she could have gone for a holiday with an hour or two of where she lives, so she could have got cheaper travel.
 
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