IamSarahJay #14 I cannot quite decipher your last sentence

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Sarah is threatening to flounce of Twitter again due to all the threads here on Tattle that she has to go out of her way to read trolling. We have had a general election but she appears to still be unaware that the Tories have now indeed been voted out. She was also vile about care workers, cos that's for the uneducated and so not summfin she ashpires to, darlin'. And she absolutely, definitely doesn't drink, her GP's notes will back that up.

Crack on, you jealous witches who clearly all have jobs, rich husbands and kids at private school! Wiki upstairs for any newbies.
 
I mean I suppose I'm jealous in that I would like to have independent means and not have to work, but that means a lottery win, not living off benefits out of choice.

I'm not jealous that she's cleverer than me, because she's not. I might not have a degree or ever set foot in a university, but I am an accountant. And I'm technically not even qualified for that (yet) But the good thing about that job is that you just have to work hard and be good at it. My company seem to think I'm clever enough because they pay me reasonably to be solely responsible for their management accounts.

Also I read 75 books last year - weird that she's got an English lit degree but never mentions reading.
 
Cheddar Chalpupa said:
Also I read 75 books last year - weird that she's got an English lit degree but never mentions reading.
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I’ve noted that too. Recently when she was watching a Netflix show someone mentioned that it was an adaptation of Henry James’s The Turn Of The Screw.
Something about Saz’s reply “See, I would like to read that now” just screamed that she never reads for leisure. I suspect she’s read nothing that wasn’t on her English Lit English reading list. 8 years since she last picked up a novel, I’d put money on it. But unlike her, I’m not a gambler.
 
To summarise the last thread. There continues to be more evidence for the existence of Nessie and the Abominable Snowman than Big Butch Bae. We're all uneducated abject cunts. We're all still blocking out several months later in the year for our spell in the slammer once the bizzies systems are back up. She's hinting at exciting news ahead but no one's arsed. She still hasn't joined fat club.
 
I see a sensible squig pointing out labour didn't run with a manifesto of dropping the 2 child benefit cap but that won't make her wind her neck in. In the land of Sarahs, silly cows should be able to have as many kids as they want with useless dickheads and the young generation having to forgo motherhood cos of finances should pay for them for 18 years with a tit eating grin.

She's wrong about literally everything.
 
Foxvint said:
I see a sensible squig pointing out labour didn't run with a manifesto of dropping the 2 child benefit cap but that won't make her wind her neck in. In the land of Sarahs, silly cows should be able to have as many kids as they want with useless dickheads and the young generation having to forgo motherhood cos of finances should pay for them for 18 years with a tit eating grin.

She's wrong about literally everything.
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Just to clarify, you are referring to Sare's fave Kate Middleton here?
 
SleevelessSlopSlinger said:
I’m trying to work out what I’m meant to be jealous of? A lazy, aggressive, grifter who has so little going on in her life she doesn’t surface from her pit until 3pm who looks like she stole her skin from a corpse. Is that it? Do I win?
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Let me see. So far this week I've

Cycled 60 miles
Eaten a decent breakfast every day
Ditto lunch
Ditto dinner
Done my laundry in good time, rather than having to stay up until 3 am, clattering about
Not picked any fights in any supermarkets
Been trying out various things/coping strategies/whatchamacallits for my new ADHD diagnosis
Done three full days work
Still not made a public show of myself by picking any fights in any supermarkets
Not begged strangers on the internet for money

Jealous? Of Sarah? Why?
 
Umm, is she actually in rehab or something? Been sectioned perhaps?

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