IAmSarahJay #11 Mumchausens-by-Doxxy

[Hold my beans]

Nearly 10pm...

Go to bleeping bed like a normal parent

 

[EllaEm87]

Oh dear, only a short nap today! As opposed to the absolutely no naps that I have each day. But I am a mere working individual with places to be.

 

[L3moning]

I'm knackered due to not sleeping properly last night,so I'm going to try and sleep in a few minutes. Maybe Sarah should try that.

 

[byefeliciax]

The only “culture” those kids have seen is whatever bacteria she’s breeding in that skanky kitchen of hers.

 

[Jelly Bean]

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The only “culture” those kids have seen is whatever bacteria she’s breeding in that skanky kitchen of hers.

Balls. She just wants those 10 days to stay in bed on her hole without the truant officer investigating.
Only culture the children would see is inside 'Spoons while she guzzles gin.

 

[griftalo]

Nearly 10pm...

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Go to bleeping bed like a normal parent

Who starts doing stuff at 10pm?? Admittedly, I do stay up late, to get my brain back in order after the kids sleep, but I still get up in the morning and do life.

 

[EllaEm87]

Balls. She just wants those 10 days to stay in bed on her hole without the truant officer investigating.
Only culture the children would see is inside 'Spoons while she guzzles gin.

She’d want them as ad hoc “can’t be arsed” days- much culture, many learns.

 

[camotea]

Might she take them to Ibiza for the culture? I can't keep up with how weird this bird is.

 

[Witchfinder Sargeant]

She's realised she's been chatting to a parody

 

[byefeliciax]

She's realised she's been chatting to a parody

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N’aww, gutted. I was enjoying their chats!

 

[SleevelessSlopSlinger]

Finally but also, gutted we don’t have that entertainment now.

 

[camotea]

Were the cat shoes a step too far or did she realise after a different post?

 

[VeniVidiVicki]

Were the cat shoes a step too far or did she realise after a different post?

I expect she read this thread.

 

[Sensible Susan]

She's realised she's been chatting to a parody

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She's realised she's been chatting to a parody

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mwahahaha

 

[BeardyBap]

(Please add “touch screen” to the list of typo justifications).

ETA too slow, snap @Sensible Susan

 

[Hold my beans]

What about Mr Hunk?

 

[griftalo]

You got a boyfriend or not, DustyFlaps?

 

[Girty Drifter]

DustyFlaps

 

[Foxvint]

What would they get out of that but moaned at and hit up for spare change though? Conversation is a 2 way street, she just waits for an opening to steam in with a 5 tweet me-rail and uses the most tenuous of links to announce something absolutely no one gives a duck about like where her nan was from. She'd still be talking to that fake account in a year if she hadn't read this thread. She's a few sausage rolls short of a picnic.

 

[VeniVidiVicki]

Is that account stupid and insulting or bleeping hillarious (sic)?

Make up your mind Sare