IAmSarahJay #11 Mumchausens-by-Doxxy

[Sensible Susan]

Of course she knows what this is! She practically almost nearly got a Psych Masters, DARRLINGG!

Did she ever pass any modules for that I wonder? Seem to remember she was looking for free counselling courses at one point.

 

[Foxvint]

The Jezza Kyle guest reckons Tenerife isn't good enough for her and hers. Maybe Kier will sort the Seychelles for all single muvvers with a sore ankle.

Did she ever pass any modules for that I wonder? Seem to remember she was looking for free counselling courses at one point.

As in SHE would be the counsellor???? I've never known someone so in need of psychological intervention but the thought of her trying to provide that service is shocking. There's parrots with better communication skills, she'd start filming them halfway through and her answer to all life's challenges appears to be get on the scrounge, chuck a BMAC up and position yourself as persecuted for around 22 hours a day an the world's weariest dreariest twitter.

 

[Sensible Susan]

The Jezza Kyle guest reckons Tenerife isn't good enough for her and hers. Maybe Kier will sort the Seychelles for all single muvvers with a sore ankle.

As in SHE would be the counsellor???? I've never known someone so in need of psychological intervention but the thought of her trying to provide that service is shocking. There's parrots with better communication skills, she'd start filming them halfway through and her answer to all life's challenges appears to be get on the scrounge, chuck a BMAC up and position yourself as persecuted for around 22 hours a day an the world's weariest dreariest twitter.

Here it is. Nobody replied though, they assumed she was joshing/mullered.

 

[SleevelessSlopSlinger]

Here it is. Nobody replied though, they assumed she was joshing/mullered.
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Is it too late to nominate “nobody replied though” for thread title?

 

[BeardyBap]

She must be trolling right back, this is unreal.
Saz: Tenerife’s beneath my kids. They’ll go somewhere a bit more upmarket when they’re older.
Dee: like where?
Saz: raving in Ibiza

 

[ahkrin]

If she starts filling in their passport applications now they might be able to go when they're 18

 

[Girty Drifter]

If she starts filling in their passport applications now they might be able to go when they're 18

Unlikely, that’s less than four years, and the form has more than three questions. It’ll take her years to find someone to countersign it.

 

[Hold my beans]

Okay. Who's trolling who?

 

[SleevelessSlopSlinger]

Okay. Who's trolling who?

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This just goes to show what a tit concept of money/value she has. Costs more = upmarket. Like those chavs who buy ranges and French bulldogs and do their whole house grey.

 

[markcorriganscrisps]

Why on earth does she assume that Kevin and Perry will want to head to Beefa with their glowsticks when they're older? Hark at auld Sazmatazz and her 'upmarket' holiday locations.

LOL at her retweeting a post about paying more tax. You couldn't write it

 

[byefeliciax]

Still engaging with the piss-take!

Says it all that she wishes she could bum off a relly, rather than just working for something for herself. That mentality will be why they’ve pied her off.

 

[BeardyBap]

Still engaging with the piss-take!

Says it all that she wishes she could bum off a relly, rather than just working for something for herself. That mentality will be why they’ve pied her off.

JFC can you imagine driving on to your caravan site on a Friday evening to find the whole place baying for your blood because your scummy cousin had scrounged money off all your neighbours and done a runner on her tab at the site shop. duck that.

 

[byefeliciax]

What if the pisstake account is the Aldi Manager?

 

[Foxvint]

What if the pisstake account is the Aldi Manager?

I so hope she's living her best life. She was ground zero for Sarah fully unveiling her foul character online.

 

[markcorriganscrisps]

Why is she making (presumably) the kids' tea at gone 7pm? Are they not starving? Absolutely no regular routine for the poor lads, who I can only assume are likely filling up on crap until she's ready to serve up the Rustlers burgers at 8pm.

 

[TallulahTwinkle]

As sure as night follows day….

 

[Sensible Susan]

What if the pisstake account is the Aldi Manager?

Or Gabby? Still routing for 'L' though.

 

[ForgettyBetty]

As sure as night follows day….

Is this the laptop she begged fivers for just last year? Have both lads now broken and lost both phones and laptops? I can't keep track.
Or is it like the rent arrears which were crowdfunded at least twice before stubbornly and mysteriously continuing to exist?

 

[byefeliciax]

I fully believe the laptop is broken because she doesn’t teach her kids to respect what they have. The hinge has gone because they’ll be carrying the laptop round by its screen and weakening it.

They just expect the kind people on the internet to bail them out again. She taught them that.

 

[L3moning]

As sure as night follows day….

The "two accounts" being RSM and Bex, presumably?