Helen Anderson #13 please read! ClutchandNOPE!

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Idntknow said:
No no no no....as someone who chipped their tooth it takes a lot of force to break that tooth, i tripped and fell flat on my face with my mouth open and it chipped that tooth....its 100% alcohol related coz shes been drinking all weekend coz its valentines.
Also shes now super into skin care and read the Caroline Hirons book cover to cover and yet it specifically says not to use retinol over and over and if it causes a reaction you need to lower the strength of the retinol. She says she didnt put it round her eyes but her eyes are bright red...musta happened in the night wtf no it didnt your skin care doesnt migrate to your eyes in the night. If your moisturizer is stinging then dont use it coz its irritating your skin even more 🤦‍♀️ put coconut oil on it and leave it alone.
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Depends how weak your teeth are, I chipped mine on a beer bottle once just as I was bringing it to my mouth for a sip🤣 I do believe she could have done it on like one of them metal water bottles
 
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artieziff92 said:
Exactly! My boyfriend is a musician so he can always clock when sound is really good and I'm just sitting there like ??? But when it's bad even I'll clock it like 😬

Also I'd really like to know what she's going to talk about on her podcast - I can imagine it'll just be a vague topic and her rambling about it for half an hour, giving absolutely terrible "advice" or half-arsed "opinions".
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I wouldn't be surprised if we see an IG story asking for her followers problems and she starts some problematic agony aunt advice type podcast. She'll use it as another excuse to pop open a bottle of fizz too...
 
Albert_Chris said:
I wouldn't be surprised if we see an IG story asking for her followers problems and she starts some problematic agony aunt advice type podcast. She'll use it as another excuse to pop open a bottle of fizz too...
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And we all know what her amazing advice would be don't we...

"...just, just do it innit. Yeah! Just get it ova wiv an do it." While Phil sits tapping out "help" in Morse code on the microphone.

Top notch advice from our flatulent queen 😂
 
Lunamoon22 said:
duck me, Helga. You only put too much bleeping product on your face. It ain't that deep 🙄


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She shares the "truths of life"... Yeah sure you do. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Last time she fucked up she went on a huge attack on the company and refused to take responsibility until everyone told her she was in the wrong. She even had to turn off comments on her video where she was still blaming them because she couldn't handle the " truths of life" She's a bleeping knob head.

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The picture she used is missing something... Ah yes.

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Also that fringe is bleeping awful 🤣🤣🤣
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‘Apparently I’m an influencer?’ Oh my god Helga, get a grip you know what your ‘job’ is - stop trying to make out that youre not like all the other influencers because you have tattoos and listened to motley crue one time.

She gives me Ja’ime vibes, anyone else?

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rivers said:
Edit: Actually, can anyone on this thread recommend any influencers they actually think are 'real'? I can literally only think of Sammi Jefcoate and she's much more private so there isn't as much content to enjoy.
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I don't watch any other UK Youtubers, but I like:

Grackle as someone has already mentioned! https://www.youtube.com/user/Gracieface13
Cheyenne Barton (artist, does a lot of beautifully relaxing chatty vlogs, mental health chats, baking, she's just really positive lmao so unlike Helen) https://www.youtube.com/user/cheyennebarton
Oh No Nina (she does a lot of daily vlogs, productivity, journalling and cooking sometimes, really relaxing vibe to her videos, she does do quite a few fashion based videos but not so much) https://www.youtube.com/user/ninayu15
Michelle and Aline (sisters, NYC living vlogs, very into sustainability, cooking etc, their Montana vlogs are so nice too, they up-cycle furniture etc, their cooking videos are fab and they talk really openly about mental health issues they've had and how they're dealing with those, again, both really positive and relaxing to watch) https://www.youtube.com/user/TwoYearsEightMonths
Ashley Choi (former Korean pop idol, she recently moved out of it all and is living alone/being able to do what she wants for the first time in her life after not being paid anything (wtf) for 7 years as an idol, she does lovely vlogs about 'adulting' for the first time, home decor, her job at a radio station, DIY stuff, food) https://www.youtube.com/user/ashleych0i
 
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SpookyLumberjack said:
Ashley Choi (former Korean pop idol, she recently moved out of it all and is living alone/being able to do what she wants for the first time in her life after not being paid anything (wtf) for 7 years as an idol, she does lovely vlogs about 'adulting' for the first time, home decor, her job at a radio station, DIY stuff, food) https://www.youtube.com/user/ashleych0i
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Will definitely check out all of them but holy tit, Ashley used to be my favourite member in Ladies Code (was a teen kpop fan, lol). I had no idea she was on YT but I always really liked her in behind the scenes stuff. Will be binge watching her channel tomorrow. Thank you!

Little_182 said:
‘Apparently I’m an influencer?’ Oh my god Helga, get a grip you know what your ‘job’ is - stop trying to make out that youre not like all the other influencers because you have tattoos and listened to motley crue one time.

She gives me Ja’ime vibes, anyone else?

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OMFG. I KNEW she reminded me of someone, cracking up.
 
rivers said:
Edit: Actually, can anyone on this thread recommend any influencers they actually think are 'real'? I can literally only think of Sammi Jefcoate and she's much more private so there isn't as much content to enjoy.
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Heaps of people have said it already but Grackle is so sweet. She is a little bit childish but her videos are fun and well thought out and actual content not just arse shots and weird rambling.
Also Hermoine Chantal, she makes homeware, thrifting and DIY videos, and Madeleine Olivia who makes minimalism, renovation and cooking videos.
 
SpookyLumberjack said:
Michelle and Aline (sisters, NYC living vlogs, very into sustainability, cooking etc, their Montana vlogs are so nice too, they up-cycle furniture etc, their cooking videos are fab and they talk really openly about mental health issues they've had and how they're dealing with those, again, both really positive and relaxing to watch) https://www.youtube.com/user/TwoYearsEightMonths
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Omg I binged these two in first lockdown but haven’t watched them since because I forgot their name
 
TaylorSlattery said:
Has anyone else noticed how many subscribers she’s lost recently? I thought I was going mad. I’ve always seen her around the 595 mark, but yesterday I saw it was 590 on her channel home page. I just checked Gleam and they had her highest at 596. Good to know us lot aren’t the only ones fed up with her.
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cause everyone’s sick of her boring lazy content, and their all coming over to tattle instead 🙊
 
Blimey its almost time for a new thread! Again, I can't believe how much tit she's done in such a small amount of time...

Anyone got any title suggestions for the next thread?

Edit: remember to try and keep it as short as you can as there's a character limit to thread titles 😔
 
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TaylorSlattery said:
Has anyone else noticed how many subscribers she’s lost recently? I thought I was going mad. I’ve always seen her around the 595 mark, but yesterday I saw it was 590 on her channel home page. I just checked Gleam and they had her highest at 596. Good to know us lot aren’t the only ones fed up with her.
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I think it might be even worse than it looks and she’s buying subs - her engagement/views compared to her sub count is very low.
 
Tyla73 said:
I think it might be even worse than it looks and she’s buying subs - her engagement/views compared to her sub count is very low.
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Really?! You would think they’d wouldn’t be stupid enough to buy followers. Surely if normal viewers can tell, you’d think brands could too. I’ve noticed her views are abysmal too. I don’t see how she can come back from it really. She’s past her peak content wise I’d say, she’s desperately trying to stay relevant. Add that to her horrid screechy personality it’s not surprising she’s losing subs. It’s like I said, who wants to watch a man in his 30’s put makeup on a woman in her 30’s? Who does she think her demographic is? I think we all agreed that her subs must mainly be old ones that either do still like her or people who CBA to unsubscribe. Her channel hasn’t grown in years. I wish she’d stop letting her ego get in the way and just pack it all in and be a videographer. She does have talents, this just isn’t one anymore.
 
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