Helen Anderson #13 please read! ClutchandNOPE!

[rosejaxon19]

Edit: Actually, can anyone on this thread recommend any influencers they actually think are 'real'? I can literally only think of Sammi Jefcoate and she's much more private so there isn't as much content to enjoy.

Kavita/shewearsfashion is SO lovely! Unlike Helen she actually talks about current events and interacts with her followers. Despite her name, her content has changed massively, she mainly focuses on thrifting and charity shop buys. She’s super lovely and so so humble. I remember her saying she’d never been abroad until her blog started taking off. She doesn’t post much on YT, but her IG is deffo worth a follow!

 

[cosmos17]

The mockney accent is out if control she keeps going “mwwai” instead of my etc. Also the way she looks at clutchandgo with such disdain it’s so weird to watch.

 

[ktypage]

I’m a fan of Lucy Wood! She just seems really down to Earth, and she I love that she does book content every now and then- being the massive book nerd that I am!

 

[tsuyu]

Kinda difficult to see, but the clock in the background looks like 8:40...so she let the dogs out at that time

 

[poo_lord]

Omg the horror.. today I was looking at Quirkerz insta and my toddler looked over my shoulder and said "mummy, is that you?" FFS mate...

 

[holmby]

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Kinda difficult to see, but the clock in the background looks like 8:40...so she let the dogs out at that time

Well you can’t expect her to wake up any earlier! THAT’D BE MAD WUDDNIT?!

 

[luckyblue]

I was so close to buying that top she’s wearing with the red hearts for Valentines, I don’t meant to be overly mean but she’s put me right off it

 

[khd32]

I really like Steph Toms, she does all kinds of videos, make up testing but for a specific brand, like "testing Revolution" and she will show you how it's worn through the day at the end. Doesn't take herself too seriously, very sarky & has kitties that are very cute ☺

Also like Grackle, found her channel last year & love her. She's very food based but it's mostly chilled vlogs watching her cook & do bits round the house. Very laid-back & funny ☺

Also do love Keira Rose myself as well!

Love Steph Toms!

 

[Lasuzie98]

Helen 'what national lockdown' Anderson out on her weekend days out like we've not been locked away for the past bleeping year. I absolutely mean know offence but she's defo looking like a 16/18. I was 14 when I was preg and def wasn't that big. Again, ladies of all sizes are beautiful but the lying about it and then promoting body posi is a head move.

 

[rivers]

Don't wanna spam the thread with thank yous but will check out everyone's recommendations, thanks guys

I was so close to buying that top she’s wearing with the red hearts for Valentines, I don’t meant to be overly mean but she’s put me right off it

It's so ill fitting on her. I have no idea why that wasn't returned straight away. I'd say still go for it, it would be cute if it fit right.

 

[tapestry73]

Is this all he got her? The copper pipe is quite a cute idea but a bit plain, then just some beer as well. I’d be fuming, that’s tit literally no effort.

 

[Kat_Valentine]

He made her look like Muriel’s Wedding

I, personally, didn’t see the difference in how she usually has her makeup tbh.

 

[TaylorSlattery]

I just watch the vlog (makeup bit) and is it just me or did she seem on something? Like she seems totally out of it and like her body seemed a bit.. limp. She was lolling and swaying around. I used to get a bit like it when I was on diazepam

 

[Lunamoon22]

Weekend round up consists of her going out, eating garbage, chipping her tooth and RECORDING HER OWN PODCAST

 

[luckyblue]

The pipe is really cute, but god damn 2 cases of beer is a miserable gift.
Christ she is incapable of staying inside the house

 

[rivers]

A bleeping podcast? Hasn't she missed that trend by a year or two? Can't wait to hear burps and rambling.

The pipe is really cute, but god damn 2 cases of beer is a miserable gift.

My thoughts exactly. I hope he got her some lingerie or something that she didn't want to show too, that would be a great gift for Valentines imo (a bottle of rum or some tea in my case but still).

 

[TaylorSlattery]

Not a podcast
So many people jumping on this bandwagon and I think it’s just a bit too late. I CANNOT imagine what she even has to talk about. She can hardly string a sentence together at the best of times. I though she was all about providing an “escape from reality” where real life issues were left at the door.

 

[tsuyu]

I just watch the vlog (makeup bit) and is it just me or did she seem on something? Like she seems totally out of it and like her body seemed a bit.. limp. She was lolling and swaying around. I used to get a bit like it when I was on diazepam

Definitely on something! She seemed soooo spaced out and the groaning was weirdddd

I was so close to buying that top she’s wearing with the red hearts for Valentines, I don’t meant to be overly mean but she’s put me right off it

The tops cute! You'll look waayyyyy better in it that her, don't let her put you off it if you really want it

 

[Lunamoon22]

The year is 2023 and Helga and her obese self still haven’t read the government website definition of ‘essential shopping’?!?

Also, is it not bleeping COMMON SENSE to leave your skin free from all products for a few days.

I genuinely think she’s the thickest person I’ve ever come across.....

Here are the essentials in which she so desperately needed to go mad in boots for and couldn't possibly so a next day delivery for

 

[luckyblue]

Here are the essentials in which she so desperately needed to go mad in boots for and couldn't possibly so a next day delivery for

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Why the duck has she bought more skincare after spending so much already