Harry & Meghan #53 Ginge & Cringe have no shame, manipulating the public using Diana’s name

[Norbs]

Well you did it well done !

Sir
I refer to two photographs of yourself published on the SussexRoyal website yesterday. One features yourself sporting what is clearly a strap-on simian nasal appendage. The other photograph is of yourself on the Palace balcony with our beloved Queen and senior RF members, on this occasion sporting a full monkey mask while wearing your military regalia.
Both of these photographs will have been viewed by millions.
As Captain-General (hon) of the Royal Marines and the world in crisis, have you nothing better to do than mince around with giblets down the front of your face?
Man up and get a life you ******!
Yours
Disgusted of Tewkesbury



Magic Minge candle - I hate to ask but what is the fragrance here? Does anyone know and has anyone ever lit one? Answers on a postcard please...

Sir

I’m sure Disgusted of Tewkesbury would understand the correct use of the reflexive pronoun, so I suspect the letter claiming to be from him/her is a fake.

Pedantic of Norbiton

 

[Elessar]

Exactly, it's nonsense.

Especially when you recall that they haven't put anything on social media "themselves" for almost a year, but get one of their poodles such as balloon face to do it all for them. In fact he's probably just given them his twatter password and let them get on with it all along.

Couldn’t agree more! It’s really odd actually - you can’t quit something you’re not on, and if they wanted to make a point about social media then to avoid hypocrisy then they should not be allowing and encouraging third parties to promote them via those channels.

The whole point about social media trolling and abuse also doesn’t make any sense. Leaving aside the fact that a lot of the “trolling” is just well deserved criticism, there’s nothing that said they had to read any of the comments they received on their public platform - firstly because they have staff to do that for them, and secondly because you can put in place strict rules to block unpleasant comments. If you find online abuse so traumatic, then why seek it out or engage with it?

Them “quitting” social media won’t stop people talking about them, just as it won’t stop them looking at it if they choose to. It’s just a big PR flounce.

 

[Cinnamon.girl]

Tourre bakhai - read replies

Hazznoballs has a chronic septic infection of the lower mandible which owing to his louche lifestyle never has a chance to heal as the lower jaw is constantly moist. The "beard" (Migraine) has exacerbated it. The "beard" (fuzz) is actually a short wig like a merkin. Not many people know that, just as not many people know that Hazznoballs served his country with honour. Because he didn't.

Sir

I’m sure Disgusted of Tewkesbury would understand the correct use of the reflexive pronoun, so I suspect the letter claiming to be from him/her is a fake.

Pedantic of Norbiton

Checked the internet about reflexive pronouns and of course yourself is quite right and Disgusted has used them incorrectly in hisself's letter. Hisself is pompous I agree, but himselves letter is genuine, he means well and is grateful to yourself for clarifying the matter!

 

[Poppea]

Sir

I’m sure Disgusted of Tewkesbury would understand the correct use of the reflexive pronoun, so I suspect the letter claiming to be from him/her is a fake.

Pedantic of Norbiton

Checked the internet about reflexive pronouns and of course yourself is quite right and Disgusted has used them incorrectly in hisself's letter. Hisself is pompous I agree, but himselves letter is genuine, he means well and is grateful to yourself for clarifying the matter!

Me, myself and I are having a ball!

 

[bubbadabut]

Sir

I’m sure Disgusted of Tewkesbury would understand the correct use of the reflexive pronoun, so I suspect the letter claiming to be from him/her is a fake.

Pedantic of Norbiton

Dear Pedantic of Norbiton,

I must confess that earlier I used 'their' instead of 'there' in one of my posts. By the time I noticed my heinous error, it was too late to perform an edit. As a grammar pedant myself (I hope this reflexive pronoun meets your standards), I feel such shame, and, as recompense, I shall self-flagellate with a copy of 'Finding Freedom' for the rest of this evening.

Yours,

Bubbadabut the Contrite

 

[Scotch Mist]

Sir
I refer to two photographs of yourself published on the SussexRoyal website yesterday. One features yourself sporting what is clearly a strap-on simian nasal appendage. The other photograph is of yourself on the Palace balcony with our beloved Queen and senior RF members, on this occasion sporting a full monkey mask while wearing your military regalia.
Both of these photographs will have been viewed by millions.
As Captain-General (hon) of the Royal Marines and the world in crisis, have you nothing better to do than mince around with giblets down the front of your face?
Man up and get a life you ******!
Yours
Disgusted of Tewkesbury

Dear Disgusted of Tewkesbury,

My wife has instructed me to respond to your spurious accusations about my face. I have never worn a monkey mask in public as I prefer a Nazi costume when partying, or full on nudity if there are any fit birds about.

I suggest that you direct your accusations to Kensington Palace as you are surely thinking of my freakishly overly tall brother. His hooter is much larger than mine and he likes to dip it in where it isn't wanted.

As you are well aware we NEVER read social media as we simply don't have time for such nonsense perpetrated by online trolls.

Yours sincerely,
The King of Montecito

PS send me a photo if you're fit

 

[NotDumbNotBlonde]

No idea, the whole site has gone down. like it did a few months ago. No valid SSL certificate, apparently

Oh I see, sorry! I thought you meant the discussion had gone downhill.

 

[Cinnamon.girl]

They won't be on the balcony - senior Royals only - they're going to be kept inside BP for sure. And supervised. So 'invited' but no photo ops. Nothing to sell to Netflix.

There was another blind on Deux Moi about a pregnant

There's a few comments under the story in The Sun already, and they're not in favour

If they do attend and I bet they don't this could be the point when it dawns on Hazznoballs ust what he has forfeited for nothing. If they're frisked a la Wormwood Scrubs, no mobiles, kept inside under supervision, corgis kept away in case Hazzno kicks them, the humiliation would be too much for someone like him already seething with resentment

Dear Pedantic of Norbiton,

I must confess that earlier I used 'their' instead of 'there' in one of my posts. By the time I noticed my heinous error, it was too late to perform an edit. As a grammar pedant myself (I hope this reflexive pronoun meets your standards), I feel such shame, and, as recompense, I shall self-flagellate with a copy of 'Finding Freedom' for the rest of this evening.

Yours,

Bubbadabut the Contrite

I think that self-flagellating yourselves over one misplaced letter in yours posts is extreme and uncalled for @bubbadebut. Be kind to yourselves and leave the S&M
to themselves what deserve it and seek it out in Ho House. Like Disgusted of Tewkesbury and the Pedant of Norbiton, ourselves are also a grammar pedant as you can see. Every full stop, semi, every colon, every colon again, every click, every camera flash .....errrr

 

[YeltsinsTank]

Sometimes I think we all underestimate how irrelevant and little-known they both are in the US. I reckon the only two members of the Royal Family the majority of Americans would recognise are the Queen and Diana. And that's not because I'm saying Americans are ignorant, it's just because it's not important to them, not on their radar, just as I couldn't pick out some of their mega-famous American footballers/basketball players out of a crowd. They are irrelevant to me.

Re Meghan, wasn't Suits on some lesser cable channel? Certainly not HBO standard and she was only a supporting character. Its their connection to some very famous friends in the US that is elevating them to positions above their station over there. I imagine most people in the US couldn't give a tit about them/wouldn't recognise them, which makes their whole move over their seem even more ridiculous.

Nobody in the US outside of the Suits fandom knew who Meghan was, and we barely knew who she was as an actress if at all. As someone who watched the show until season 7 or so I think I looked her up on IMDB maybe one time. Her character did a lot of whining (in the end all of them did but hers was the worst) and was probably the worst part of the show. You can actually see the show decline as the main character starts dating her and more of the story revolves around them and less of it revolves around actual legal cases. I didn't know she had a blog-- I didn't even know her name. I think if she disappeared right now in two weeks I'd forget about her. That's probably her worst nightmare.

 

[Margot1977]

Dear Pedantic of Norbiton,

I must confess that earlier I used 'their' instead of 'there' in one of my posts. By the time I noticed my heinous error, it was too late to perform an edit. As a grammar pedant myself (I hope this reflexive pronoun meets your standards), I feel such shame, and, as recompense, I shall self-flagellate with a copy of 'Finding Freedom' for the rest of this evening.

Yours,

Bubbadabut the Contrite

Wonderful

 

[Bloody orange Hell]

LOL according to this Hazno has a magic ring!!

Prince Harry wears ‘important’ £218 ring capable of detecting Covid

PRINCE HARRY wears a stylish ring which may help detect coronavirus symptoms, scientists have declared after ground-breaking research.

www.express.co.uk

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My precious.... how did we miss this vitality important information?

I thought Harry’s ring is usually on Meghan’s finger?

 

[Cinnamon.girl]

Dear Disgusted of Tewkesbury,

My wife has instructed me to respond to your spurious accusations about my face. I have never worn a monkey mask in public as I prefer a Nazi costume when partying, or full on nudity if there are any fit birds about.

I suggest that you direct your accusations to Kensington Palace as you are surely thinking of my freakishly overly tall brother. His hooter is much larger than mine and he likes to dip it in where it isn't wanted.

As you are well aware we NEVER read social media as we simply don't have time for such nonsense perpetrated by online trolls.

Yours sincerely,
The King of Montecito

PS send me a photo if you're fit

From: Harbottle & Lewis
To: Common Syrian Hamster
Thank you for your letter of 5th inst. We represent Colonel Farquharson of Tewkesbury who maintains that it was in fact your good self sporting a full monkey at the royal event in question. Further enquiries have confirmed that you were on the Royal Roaster on that date. Your brother Willam is behind you with his large hooter inter alia facus facii. Whether you prefer Nazi costumes at other venues is immaterial to the facts of this case.
Col Farquharson is to issue a claim for damages sgainst KP, and Tattle Life for trashing his reputation and grammar in their Forum for their own entertainment , per adua el astra

I am moderately fit, a senior partner, own teeth, GSOH, OK staying power for my age. No mortgage.
Msg me on Grindr and we'll shoot the star's down nil illigitimae desperandum.
As a non sequitur, you are not a king of Monteceito. You are a common Syrian Hamster from a pet shop.
Yrs

Dear Pedantic of Norbiton,

I must confess that earlier I used 'their' instead of 'there' in one of my posts. By the time I noticed my heinous error, it was too late to perform an edit. As a grammar pedant myself (I hope this reflexive pronoun meets your standards), I feel such shame, and, as recompense, I shall self-flagellate with a copy of 'Finding Freedom' for the rest of this evening.

Yours,

Bubbadabut the Contrite

Very sorry to hear that @babbadebut is self-flagellating himself to himself with a copy of FF over the misplacement of one letter in his post and feels the need to prostate himself on this thread like @bubbadebut, Disgusted of Tewkesbury and Norbs the Pedant I am also a grammer fanatic as you can see, but Norbs must be kind to themselves as we are all only hummus and fallible

From: Harbottle & Lewis
To: Common Syrian Hamster
Thank you for your letter of 5th inst. We represent Colonel Farquharson of Tewkesbury who maintains that it was in fact your good self sporting a full monkey at the royal event in question. Further enquiries have confirmed that you were on the Royal Roaster on that date. Your brother Willam is behind you with his large hooter inter alia facus facii. Whether you prefer Nazi costumes at other venues is immaterial to the facts of this case.
Col Farquharson is to issue a claim for damages sgainst KP, and Tattle Life for trashing his reputation and grammar in their Forum for their own entertainment , per adua el astra

I am moderately fit, a senior partner, own teeth, GSOH, OK staying power for my age. No mortgage.
Msg me on Grindr and we'll shoot the star's down nil illigitimae desperandum.
As a non sequitur, you are not a king of Monteceito. You are a common Syrian Hamster from a pet shop.
Yrs


Very sorry to hear that @babbadebut is self-flagellating himself to himself with a copy of FF over the misplacement of one letter in his post and feels the need to prostate himself on this thread like @bubbadebut, Disgusted of Tewkesbury and Norbs the Pedant I am also a grammer fanatic as you can see, but Norbs must be kind to themselves as we are all only hummus and fallible

I have posted this massage twice both times for emphasis

From: Harbottle & Lewis
To: Common Syrian Hamster
Thank you for your letter of 5th inst. We represent Colonel Farquharson of Tewkesbury who maintains that it was in fact your good self sporting a full monkey at the royal event in question. Further enquiries have confirmed that you were on the Royal Roaster on that date. Your brother Willam is behind you with his large hooter inter alia facus facii. Whether you prefer Nazi costumes at other venues is immaterial to the facts of this case.
Col Farquharson is to issue a claim for damages sgainst KP, and Tattle Life for trashing his reputation and grammar in their Forum for their own entertainment , per adua el astra

I am moderately fit, a senior partner, own teeth, GSOH, OK staying power for my age. No mortgage.
Msg me on Grindr and we'll shoot the star's down nil illigitimae desperandum.
As a non sequitur, you are not a king of Monteceito. You are a common Syrian Hamster from a pet shop.
Yrs


Very sorry to hear that @babbadebut is self-flagellating himself to himself with a copy of FF over the misplacement of one letter in his post and feels the need to prostate himself on this thread like @bubbadebut, Disgusted of Tewkesbury and Norbs the Pedant I am also a grammer fanatic as you can see, but Norbs must be kind to themselves as we are all only hummus and fallible


I have posted this massage twice about the grammar both times for emphasis

From: Harbottle & Lewis
To: Common Syrian Hamster
Thank you for your letter of 5th inst. We represent Colonel Farquharson of Tewkesbury who maintains that it was in fact your good self sporting a full monkey at the royal event in question. Further enquiries have confirmed that you were on the Royal Roaster on that date. Your brother Willam is behind you with his large hooter inter alia facus facii. Whether you prefer Nazi costumes at other venues is immaterial to the facts of this case.
Col Farquharson is to issue a claim for damages sgainst KP, and Tattle Life for trashing his reputation and grammar in their Forum for their own entertainment , per adua el astra

I am moderately fit, a senior partner, own teeth, GSOH, OK staying power for my age. No mortgage.
Msg me on Grindr and we'll shoot the star's down nil illigitimae desperandum.
As a non sequitur, you are not a king of Monteceito. You are a common Syrian Hamster from a pet shop.
Yrs


Very sorry to hear that @babbadebut is self-flagellating himself to himself with a copy of FF over the misplacement of one letter in his post and feels the need to prostate himself on this thread like @bubbadebut, Disgusted of Tewkesbury and Norbs the Pedant I am also a grammer fanatic as you can see, but Norbs must be kind to themselves as we are all only hummus and fallible


I have posted this massage twice both times for emphasis

I have posted this massage twice both times for emphasis
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From: Harbottle & Lewis
To: Common Syrian Hamster
Thank you for your letter of 5th inst. We represent Colonel Farquharson of Tewkesbury who maintains that it was in fact your good self sporting a full monkey at the royal event in question. Further enquiries have confirmed that you were on the Royal Roaster on that date. Your brother Willam is behind you with his large hooter inter alia facus facii. Whether you prefer Nazi costumes at other venues is immaterial to the facts of this case.
Col Farquharson is to issue a claim for damages sgainst KP, and Tattle Life for trashing his reputation and grammar in their Forum for their own entertainment , per adua el astra

I am moderately fit, a senior partner, own teeth, GSOH, OK staying power for my age. No mortgage.
Msg me on Grindr and we'll shoot the star's down nil illigitimae desperandum.
As a non sequitur, you are not a king of Monteceito. You are a common Syrian Hamster from a pet shop.
Yrs


Very sorry to hear that @babbadebut is self-flagellating himself to himself with a copy of FF over the misplacement of one letter in his post and feels the need to prostate himself on this thread like @bubbadebut, Disgusted of Tewkesbury and Norbs the Pedant I am also a grammer fanatic as you can see, but Norbs must be kind to themselves as we are all only hummus and fallible


I have posted this massage twice both times for emphasis







I have posted this massage twice both times for emphasis

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Sorry have made a real dog's dinner of this and don't know what happened!

 

[Scotch Mist]

From: Harbottle & Lewis
To: Common Syrian Hamster
Thank you for your letter of 5th inst. We represent Colonel Farquharson of Tewkesbury who maintains that it was in fact your good self sporting a full monkey at the royal event in question. Further enquiries have confirmed that you were on the Royal Roaster on that date. Your brother Willam is behind you with his large hooter inter alia facus facii. Whether you prefer Nazi costumes at other venues is immaterial to the facts of this case.
Col Farquharson is to issue a claim for damages sgainst KP, and Tattle Life for trashing his reputation and grammar in their Forum for their own entertainment , per adua el astra

I am moderately fit, a senior partner, own teeth, GSOH, OK staying power for my age. No mortgage.
Msg me on Grindr and we'll shoot the star's down nil illigitimae desperandum.
As a non sequitur, you are not a king of Monteceito. You are a common Syrian Hamster from a pet shop.
Yrs

Dear Bluebottle and Floosy,

There's nuffink common about me mate (I've got a Crown ) and I've never bin on a royal chicken roaster in me life ! Honest guv

I refute your tawdry allegations and direct my pert furry bottom in your direction.
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And tell thst creepy old Col Fartarse geezer that the most I'll share with him is my left over sunflower seeds after I've pissed on them

 

[Margot1977]

Looks like Sam's book will be available in the UK from 1st Feb!
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[Just_me1954]

 

[Wightgirl]

So now the PR is pushing out that it’s presumptuous to think they’ll be coming to TTC. Classic. Pretend they’re invited then refuse the invite

 

[mylifeisasillymoviefail]

Going back a bit after reading a comment on Twitter.
Is this the polite way of getting rid of him. You know encouraging them to do something else to get them gone?

 

[LadyMuck]

Harry and Meghan launch bid to create their own comedy shows

HARRY and Meghan could be laughing all the way to the bank — by creating their own comedy shows. The couple want to make and sell funny programmes along with dramas and thrillers. Animations and ch…

www.thesun.co.uk

Can this world get any more weirder!

 

[Tiddlypom]

Harry and Meghan launch bid to create their own comedy shows

HARRY and Meghan could be laughing all the way to the bank — by creating their own comedy shows. The couple want to make and sell funny programmes along with dramas and thrillers. Animations and ch…

www.thesun.co.uk

Can this world get any more weirder!

Hah that’s brilliant. Am too tired to come up with any piss- taking tonight but am sure other more witty Tattlers can... Only Fools and Horses is quite an apt choice! (See article). Cos let’s face it, hard work is not their favourite thing...

 

[Allflightscancelled]

‘The humourless couple’. PMSL

so true