Harry & Meghan #474 Crease is the word, is the word...

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The Heir to the throne getting on with it, doing his duty without fanfare and looking pretty good in an apron.
 

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Someone asked yesterday about Lady C episode. As I couldn't be arsed to watch it, I usually wait for summary here or at smm. Also there is a chance that episodes have transcript on youtube. For those interested here is the summary of the latest from smm, eternal thanks to original sinner


Greetings from Castle Goring,

Lady C, Meghan has been all over the media this weekend all over the UK and in the USA. Do you know what is up? I do! I do! I am pretty sure that what I have discerned is a fact. Meghan and Harry are in huge trouble and they know it. I am going to dissect what was planted over the weekend to counteract that which was not planted. And then maybe you can read between the lines. They are failing in a major way. The Netflix deal is on life support and most likely dead. I also understand that some of their chicanery is perilously close to being revealed*. <Lady C talks to her dog: “Aurora did you see that? Surely that wasn’t Archie doing a deep dive.”>* Harry and Meghan’s ploy last weekend was the last of their desperate attempts to cover the stench of waste coming from their 16 lavatories. First of all, they have a huge underlying problem of the elephant in the room. And we aren’t going to get into what is the elephant in the room other than to say I hope Archie’s post natal diving is as good as it was prenatal. That is discomforting close to the surface. There are other interested parties who would love this to go away but sometimes the stench is so great, you can’t get rid of it no matter what you do. Also, there is the fact that the German documentary has put another nail in the coffin behind the scenes. Then the Polo series is launching in a sea of disinterest. I hear Netflix has no plans to renew them except under very unfavorable terms. Then this weekend, what did they do? They gave an exclusive to Page Six to counteract the article by Tom Sykes in the Sunday Times. Tom Sykes is impeccably connected and comes from one of the oldest aristocratic families and he is a very good journalist. He will have contacted Harry and Meghan’s office for comment, and they will have thrust into action, not knowing what is coming. But the article in Page Six doesn’t counteract what Tom Sykes said. Both articles said the same thing – Meghan and Harry are finished! Tom said nobody of consequence will even take her calls. The Daily Beast said the same thing. Page Six basically said that Meghan and Harry are in a last chance saloon. Poor Megsy Baby. I hope that elephant in the room doesn’t do too much damage as it hurls its trunk across the room because its only a matter of time. One tear. Left eye.

Lady C, I wanted Dan Wootton to interview with Samantha Markle. In this interview, she said that her Dad told her that prior to Archie’s birth, Meghan told Thomas Markle that she had picked up her eggs from Toronto. What do you make of this bombshell revelation? It’s not really a revelation. It is in my book, I heard this directly from Thomas Markle. Samantha does know how to pour that tea……Frozen eggs are not guaranteed to be viable. According to Harry, she was so fertile. She was so megnant that she was showing after conceiving Archie. Let’s not forget she went home after 2 hours after receiving two epidurals while in the bath. Such a miracle. Archie has the most unique prenatal diving skills.

Lady C, I keep reading that Harry is going home. Also, I have always wondered why the Queen did not leak the damaging information she learned about Meghan Markle before the wedding. If it were my grandson and I knew he was making a big mistake I would not hesitate to do so. Oh yes, Charles, Camilla, William and Catherine are begging and dragging their bellies across hot coals to welcome Harry back. Well, all of these stories have been planted by Harry and Meghan because 2025 is not going to be their year. Page Six is predicting that Meghan is going to knock Martha Stewart and Gwyneth Paltrow out of the water. Do you see how nobody believes anything they say anymore? As for the Queen. There are certain things you do not do. And you accept the fact that in life you have to make choices. If you are a decent person, you do not stoop to the level of an adversary, even if it means you have to fight a fight you wish you did not have to. It is as simple as that. The Queen was a decent and God believing woman. She would not have leaked information gathered by the British Secret Service as a means of dispatching an inconvenient interloper. So, the Queen paid a price. And it was a price she had to pay because to do the other thing, would have meant the loss of her soul.
 
Carpediem69 said:
I have questions

Isn’t she a non meat eater?
Why is her place name blank?
wtf is that on Perry’s plate 💩
Does Orca have a painting in the attic?
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She's a vegan on weekends or weekdays, CBA to remember.

The amount of highlighter she's wearing is giving me Gauri Khan (Bollywood superstar Shah Rukh Khan's wife) in the 90s.

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I can't find a photo from back when I realised that she was his wife - she looked like she'd taken a bath in an oil vat at that particular event 🤦

Interestingly, she's an interior/fashion designer now (besides owning and actually running a lot of their businesses) and has also produced some superhit films. Besides having improved her fashion sense a fair bit.

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SRK is also the man Smegsy's bestie Priyanka Chopra had alluded to having had an affair with. Ruined his reputation (and his wife's since people blame her for "ruining" PeeCee's career in India). How she started those rumours was diabolical.


Speaking of Priyanka, perhaps Smegs should have sat with her and asked how her homeware business was going. Given that they are suuuuch good friends 😂 Last we'd heard, Priyanka was getting criticised for the products being extremely expensive yet low quality. There was also talk about her selling off the business - I don't know if she'd actually done it. She'd later launched a skin or hair care brand, which apparently does better.

So yeah, another original idea from Smegs, and yet she doesn't have the sense to figure out how to make it work 🙄

Or to realise that silver highlighter on tanned, warm-toned skin is very 90s. Even Priyanka Chopra (mostly) got that eventually. The goal is to highlight features, not look sweaty. She's not on a yacht 🙄
 
ToodliePips said:
Why are the plates different sizes? Why does the one by her look as though it’s done with and pushed aside when TPs hasn’t been touched and OW’s has only a bit salad touched. Did she move from her own table (previous video of seal clapping shows no sign of TP or OW) to theirs for a photo op?
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Well spotted.
It's as if she's been photoshpped into a pic of Tyler and Orpah.
 
The odious Welby, Archbishop of Canterbury is as tone deaf as his friends the Harkles.

Yesterday he gave his farewell speech to the House of Lords...


www.standard.co.uk

Abuse victim ‘appalled’ by Justin Welby’s ‘tone deaf’ final Lords speech

Justin Welby has been accused of making light of serious safeguarding failures in his valedictory speech in the Lords on Thursday.
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You can see why he liked Meghan so much. They are birds of a feather. All about themselves.
 
Chita said:
Well spotted.
It's as if she's been photoshpped into a pic of Tyler and Orpah.
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I reckon she has waited for her moment to pounce ….. as soon as whoever was sitting next to Tyler got up to go the loo or whatever, she flew across the room and was in that seat like a shot.

She has form for doing this at other events.….. think climbing over the seats at their final Commonwealth church service to get in front of Edward and Sophie and right behind William and Catherine so she was in all the shots of them.

She needs that photo with the big names and will get it at all costs ….. decorum? She doesn’t know the meaning of the word.
 
ToodliePips said:
Why are the plates different sizes? Why does the one by her look as though it’s done with and pushed aside when TPs hasn’t been touched and OW’s has only a bit salad touched. Did she move from her own table (previous video of seal clapping shows no sign of TP or OW) to theirs for a photo op?
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If that's Smegsy's plate, she had no choice but to eat to pass the time because no one would talk to her.

TP's plate was untouched because he was sitting between Smegs and Ocra. Not that he's any better 🙄

Ocra, well, we've heard about her latest adventures outside the bathroom when she really should have been inside.



I'm sooo tired but the client meeting today has been cancelled and I've been having funny conversations since morning. Smegs beware because I'm very up to making fun of her right now 😂
 
Shushex said:
Depends on the direction of the ridges.

if you have vertical ridges, those are benign and come with age. The solution i can give is getting a soft sponge nail buffer and “fluff” them. That is, gently file the surface of the nail until it’s shiny. Then i would recommend a nail repair polish, they are found in any pharmacy or beauty shop ( i like sally hensen products, but you can buy whichever you like: some are transparent like base coat, others have a soft pink or milky white hue), you apply a layer on the nail for the first 3 days, then leave it for the next 10, remove and repeat. Fluffing should last for about 2-3 weeks. I don’t recommend over doing it.

Horizontal ridges, on the other handare usually caused by mineral or vitamin deficiencies, or prolonged contact to chemical or cleaning products without gloves. Again, i can recommend to use a nail repair polish if it’s the latter case.

i hope this helps ☺
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They go down the length of the nail. I did buff them and shine them, but then found the end quite snaggy on my thumbnail. I didn't put any polish on them, so I'll have to try that. I can get Sally Hansen. Thanks.

On topic - saved the articles in the Wiki and the videos in the media gallery.

Has anyone seen Hazno's video on Twitter? The New York Times video kept downloading as Serena.
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Carpediem69 said:
I have questions

Isn’t she a non meat eater?
Why is her place name blank?
wtf is that on Perry’s plate 💩
Does Orca have a painting in the attic?
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She's probably popped into that seat for the photo op, and is really sitting somewhere else!
 
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