Harry & Meghan #463 Harry's head is as empty as his underpants

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VioletButterfly said:
When she gets to the MonteShitShow Manse , I hope she brings that great big Unlubed Dildo of Consequences with her. (Thank you @Who’sYerDaddy for that great phrase and subsequent Thread Title. 🍾 🤗 ) The Slag & Rag deserve nothing less. I'm sick of them, time for them to go away. And Harry, get the duck out of my country you bald Ginger cocksucker.
I don't know if it's been considered, but maybe Rachel's draw is a Lil sumpin extra down there? An extra wiener in the mix ciuld be what hazzard finds so magical. If she does, and she were to be double jointed, she really could go duck herself.

So confused about the visa case. I'm reading that even though it's sealed, it will come to light soon. I hope so. But how he got here isn't important, I'm more interested in his leaving. Can't happen fast enough. I hope his birthday marks his breakup.
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It was not I who came up with that previous thread title @VioletButterfly (although whoever did, it surely was a great one!) 😆
 
ChipDex said:
Spotted on Tumblr. Not sure if source is Hello, Woman or whatever, but the delusion is real. :LOL:




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The visit will coincide with the UN's events. Just coincide, he's not a part of them.

So another visit to a school where Sparry will show his ass-crack to little kids while mummy Smegsy reads her Stench via video conferencing?

Hopefully the Ass Crack Bandit will finally teach him a lesson 🙏


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It's 4am and we have a big day at work (we'll be showing our Smegs-like client what we've been doing) today so I'd better take a nap at least. I'm praying that she's in a better mood today 🤞, although one of our team has been going the Smegs-route lately so it's a pile-on 🤦
 
Plantagenet said:
It was very cute. Not every day that you are hugged by The King! This is better than the old song " I Danced with a Man who Danced with a Girl who Danced with the Prince of Wales."
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hahahahahaha! BP is taking emergency meetings about this right now! Frightened to death!

Harry doesn't have patronages. I thought we cleared that up a long time ago. Apparently, Harry is living in his "old truth" when he actually had them before they were yanked by TLQ. Only the royals have patronages and they are given by the monarch. The closest that Harry will get to a patronage is receiving a discount coupon for a free drink with a hamburger and he has to go in person to claim it.
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BIB

I think when Sussex Inc briefs on this sort of stuff it's abundantly clear that Hazza completely fails to understand his mother. She was only interested in eclipsing Charles, not the RF itself. She was a Monarchist who was very much looking forward to seeing William on the Throne and being mother to a King.

Meanwhile Haz resorts to this. Because however it's being spun, re-spun and corrected, it is what this post says it is.

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Allflightscancelled said:
😱😱😱😱😱 Snow? Where on earth are you?

I’ve put the heating on, and I’m usually a ‘not until November kind of gal’. I’m in the Midlands at the mo
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Heating? Wish I could spread NY’s wonderful weather with you. I’m still out sunning, working on my tan twice a day. I’m hoping to finish out the week, getting in each last ray of UV I can find. I end up with a hint of tan left next April when I start again.

If this Norwegian, irish pale white skinned girl in NY cankeep a warm golden glow all year, why must a biracial Calornia girl resort to spray tan she can’t apply evenly?
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When she gets to the MonteShitShow Manse , I hope she brings that great big Unlubed Dildo of Consequences with her. (Thank you @Who’sYerDaddy for that great phrase and subsequent Thread Title. 🍾 🤗 )
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Who’sYerDaddy said:
It was not I who came up with that previous thread title @VioletButterfly (although whoever did, it surely was a great one!) 😆
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Oopsie. Looks like someone Hijacked your account that day, that title won by a landslide.
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Ok, armed with @Who’sYerDaddy refuting ownership of thst swell phrase, I tracked it down properly. The dildo of Consequences, actually 1st appeared June 2, 23 about Philip Schoenfield? Someone saw and liked it, and brought it over to our thread.
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A lot of people were enamored with the phrase, kicked it around a bit, then after a while @Who’sYerDaddy formatted and brought it forward as a thread title. Investigation over, if only we could solve the mystery of the moving moonbump this easily!

Personally, the idea of Karma wrapping up like a big bottlerocket on the 4th of July, and lighting up their eyes from the inside like an unlubed dildo of consequences gives me hope. I’ve experienced karma, and it turned me around.
It will do wonders for the irksome irritants, the Douche and Doucheness of Santa Barbara. They’ll still suck, but they will have been handled, by that great equalizer…karma (dildo or not)
 
Actually I named thread #258 that title even before that PS post.
I left my award in the VIP toilets and never saw it again. That was a rather ‘lively’ night celebrating 😉😆


Harry & Meghan #258 The dildo of consequences rarely arrives lubed

Fantastic title by @Libitina The most popular posts in the last thread were the wonderful cartoons by our own mega star @Chita ❤ We talked a lot about whether the flatpacks exist or not. And surrogacy We pointed out many ways in which the harkles are poisonous toads (apologies to non...
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ETA: There’s some great @Chita drawings on the first page.
 
ChaoticArtist said:
I was telling mum about this, and she reminded me about one of our favourite film scenes.

Post the granddaughter's wedding, then women of the family are berating the hero's middle-aged mother for having sex with her husband at an "advanced age", getting pregnant and not aborting or hiding it. They basically call her characterless and a bad example to her own sons. The elderly MIL, who'd also been upset about the pregnancy till that point, then gets up and starts scolding the other women for being rude and uncaring of their mother/MIL, and defends her DIL.

Then she delivers the best line ever (rough translation) - "Now your daughter has just gotten married, and within a year you'll be demanding that she produces a child. How do you think she's going to conceive, by eating from the same plate as her husband, without having sex?!"


Our King Khan Shah Rukh Khan also said in an interview that he didn't get to have three kids without him touching his wife/touching just her hand (or WTTE).

William and Catherine have been together for more than 20 years, we know that they must have done something to beget three children. The stork didn't drop them off 😂 And I haven't seen the entire clip but most likely it wasn't a sexual thing anyway.

Frankly, Sparry and Smegs holding claws hands makes me feel far more uncomfortable and icky 🙄
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they must have done something to beget three children. The stork didn't drop them off 😂

I've just nipped out to shout to Mr Mice - he's sitting on the roof with a rifle - to tell him I think I've found out what was causing my big tummy! 😂

He'd dug up all the gooseberry bushes, too, just to be on the safe side.
 
The Daily Mail is running a story about Hazno going on a 'lads holiday' for his 40th. Perhaps he'll do Los Vegas again 😁

Most 40 year old men don't go off with their male friends to celebrate like a bunch of students, they have a big party with their family.

This is certainly a good indication that they're not together anymore, especially the part about Meghan giving her blessing 🙄 😆 Yeah right.

Hazno contacts 'People' magazine 😁 to talk about his wonderful children that he loves so much but they never get to go on a nice holiday 🫠

This also confirms that he has duck all staff that he can trust.
 
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