Harry & Meghan #463 Harry's head is as empty as his underpants

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ChipDex said:
William's bare legs? Wrapped around his wife? Oh, the horror!

Has Liz ever actually been in a real relationship? Or just a Victorian-style one where the poor bloke was lucky to get a flash of ankle once a year. With the lights off.

We have a Monarch who once joked that he wanted to be someone else's wife's tampon.

We have seen Hazza's bare arse.

And Liz is worried about William? 🤣


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I was telling mum about this, and she reminded me about one of our favourite film scenes.

Post the granddaughter's wedding, then women of the family are berating the hero's middle-aged mother for having sex with her husband at an "advanced age", getting pregnant and not aborting or hiding it. They basically call her characterless and a bad example to her own sons. The elderly MIL, who'd also been upset about the pregnancy till that point, then gets up and starts scolding the other women for being rude and uncaring of their mother/MIL, and defends her DIL.

Then she delivers the best line ever (rough translation) - "Now your daughter has just gotten married, and within a year you'll be demanding that she produces a child. How do you think she's going to conceive, by eating from the same plate as her husband, without having sex?!"


Our King Khan Shah Rukh Khan also said in an interview that he didn't get to have three kids without him touching his wife/touching just her hand (or WTTE).

William and Catherine have been together for more than 20 years, we know that they must have done something to beget three children. The stork didn't drop them off 😂 And I haven't seen the entire clip but most likely it wasn't a sexual thing anyway.

Frankly, Sparry and Smegs holding claws hands makes me feel far more uncomfortable and icky 🙄
 
hehehe said:
I don't think they're still deluded enough to think they can compete with the Waleses, at this point they're doing this just to catch any tiny stray glimmer of attention they can get from Wales news, begging for crumbs.

They know that they're nobodies, that's why they went to Colombia and Nigeria for a cheque. They didn't go because they had better options.
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What version of the face is she on now? Her features seem to change so frequently that I’m almost convinced they are using a stand in!
 
ChipDex said:
Um, wasn't this the trip when she sat there in the stands, giving her bits an airing in front of Serena's hubby?

How...incognito...of her.

nypost.com

Meghan Markle recalls trying to sneak around NYC incognito without Harry: ‘So uncomfortable being out in the world’

The Duchess of Sussex, 43, spoke about her 2019 trip to the Big Apple at the grand opening of Godmothers bookstore in California over the weekend.
nypost.com nypost.com

For those who enjoy it, there's more Guest Speaker versus Guest Speaker stuff going on in the comments. :poop:
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Apologies for being dim, but is there a way I can distinguish between the real Guest Speaker, viz Smegs, and the pretend Guest Speaker who's taking the piss apart from inferring it by what they post?
 
ChipDex said:
From what I can gather from smm'svinvestigations, it looks like you're only in violation of posting rules if you're impersonating an actual person or entity. 'Guest Speaker' probably doesn't qualify as a protected name.

Or maybe it's a mod who knows the system and is doing a bit of trolling.
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Just saw this on X :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO:

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ChaoticArtist said:
Smegs is going to cry that Charles is copying her again, isn't she? 🤷

Even though he's receiving hugs given freely and happily, not forcing himself on unsuspecting folks 😂
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I think this is adorable! The girls politely asked, The King politely said yes and with this one gesture, he's given these young girls something to remember (and dine out on!) for a long time to come. Well done, IMO.
 
Mollywobbles said:
I did like the way at W and C’s wedding he bought that silly little worm toy to amuse the bridesmaids when he thought they might get overwhelmed by the occasion.
But now I’m wondering, did he buy it, or did someone give it to him to amuse the bridesmaids and be “fun uncle” , or maybe just to amuse him.
It’s a bit sad when something you see as a nice fun thing for the children becomes something done by MIG to keep Harry amused and maintain his image.
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I thought the silly little worm toy was a reference to his shrivelling unloved blue todger at first glance (then I read the post) 🤣
Soz if anyone has already said it I’m a bit behind
 
Mollywobbles said:
I did like the way at W and C’s wedding he bought that silly little worm toy to amuse the bridesmaids when he thought they might get overwhelmed by the occasion.
But now I’m wondering, did he buy it, or did someone give it to him to amuse the bridesmaids and be “fun uncle” , or maybe just to amuse him.
It’s a bit sad when something you see as a nice fun thing for the children becomes something done by MIG to keep Harry amused and maintain his image.
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Did one of the men in grey suits give Hazno a fidget toy so he would sit still?
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FrancesDundee80 said:
Oh wow

I thought that, according to the ILBW gospel, Royals were supposed to implode when hugged by the people.
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The RF just didn't want to hug her

.... probably scared she would steal their wallets 🤣
 
I Should Know Better said:
I think this is adorable! The girls politely asked, The King politely said yes and with this one gesture, he's given these young girls something to remember (and dine out on!) for a long time to come. Well done, IMO.
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It was very cute. Not every day that you are hugged by The King! This is better than the old song " I Danced with a Man who Danced with a Girl who Danced with the Prince of Wales."
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ChipDex said:
Spotted on Tumblr. Not sure if source is Hello, Woman or whatever, but the delusion is real. :LOL:




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hahahahahaha! BP is taking emergency meetings about this right now! Frightened to death!

Harry doesn't have patronages. I thought we cleared that up a long time ago. Apparently, Harry is living in his "old truth" when he actually had them before they were yanked by TLQ. Only the royals have patronages and they are given by the monarch. The closest that Harry will get to a patronage is receiving a discount coupon for a free drink with a hamburger and he has to go in person to claim it.
 
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