Harry & Meghan #463 Harry's head is as empty as his underpants

[Porco Misere]

Mangy witch, bloody cheek. "Hometown hero", Harald?
Look at her left shoulder....
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"Meghan Markle speaks at Oprah Winfrey's book club in California on the eve of the anniversary of Queen Elizabeth's death... with 'hometown hero' Harry's memoir Spare proudly on display

"Meghan appeared at the event last night, on the eve of the second anniversary of Queen Elizabeth II's death."
"While it is unclear what the Duchess said in her address, the crowd appeared to be eating it up with Jackson branding Meghan as one of the evening's 'light-filled speakers'".

Gas-filled, surely?

ETA This glittering highbrow event seems to have been attended by psychics, mediums, resting actors, freaks, water-diviners, twitchers and alcoholics, hosted by Porker with her dodgy bowels. The article says it wasn't clear what the Ho said, but everyone was entranced anyway. Says it all.
Wish I'd been there...

Smeg’s nose looks like it’s bending over to her left, like Stephen Fry’s. Maybe somebody’s socked her one in the schnozz. And who among us would blame them

Revolting, sartorially challenged harpie

I can’t get over Orca’s ludicrous wig either

I’m sorry, I read that as sartorially challenged hairpin! I’m just old.

 

[Cinnamon.girl]

Misleading, but interesting from DE. They say a date's "revealed", then "could be set"!

"Meghan Markle's UK return date revealed as she's set to fly over with Harry and kids
The Duchess of Sussex could be set to return to the UK with Prince Harry and their two children later this year."
"Meghan Markle could return to the UK in December.
Meghan Markle could be set to spend Christmas with Prince Harry and their children in the UK this year, it has been claimed.
The Duke and Duchess of Sussex have reportedly received an invite to spend the festive period with Charles Spencer at Althorp, Express.co.uk has learned."
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How will they manage to pretend to bring over two children? It would involve the whole Spencer clan and staff in the scam that they're visiting as a family. I can't see it, but if there really is a Christmas invitation it's a coup for the Stoats, an opportunity to make mischief, alliances and work on divisions. The problem is that they belong to William as much as to Harald and the Stoat will use this. I worry that William is rather exposed.

The Stoats will turn the invitation down on some pretext, but the invitation was what mattered.

 

[PurvyPanda]

Misanformation.

If the Sidley Twin video has already been discussed - my apologies because I am not keeping up with the last thread. He is at is AGAIN. Nissan Haribo was accused of being an usher at a premiere. How dreadful. He says the accumulative lifetime effect of being mistaken for a lowly working class black man is 'lethal'. Well, it ain't lethal enough mi brother, because you keep popping your ginormous over sized cartoon head to smack your lips and moan about something - again.
I would have thought the reality of who and what this man is, is MUCH worse than being mistaken for an usher or a economy class train passenger. Isn't that right Boris Becker??!

What a bleeping hustler this man is. He is pure poison. I should also note that he went to the premiere alone. He didn't take is wife with him. She was probably glad to be shot of him for a few hours, without having her ears chewed off, hearing about all the hideous racist encounters he had between getting up in the morning and going to bed.

 

[ChaoticArtist]

Thank you for the new thread and title, and I loved the recap!

Sunday's ending so I'm feeling more tired by the second and stressed over not getting anything done this weekend/the long weekend ahead.

Also can't believe that it's been just two years since HMTLQ's passing, and me (finally) officially joining the thread. Was upstairs today when I recalled being upstairs and taking care of the plants while the neighbourhood banshees aunties were screeching singing into the mic. Went downstairs, soon heard the news.

So much has changed in the last two years - in the world, UK/India, the BRF, our personal and professional lives. Time feels frozen in some ways though. The Harkles (and other narcs everywhere else) are still the same though - cunts.


Have to rush and maybe get a couple of things done. Starting with handing over one of my Shea butter soaps to mum before she steals one

Sneaky peek I heartily encourage the Smarkles to try to steal one too. They both need the nourishment.

P.s. Random date that turned out to be so significant. The happy beginning to one of the worst times in my life, the birthday of a relative I held in a lot of affection, until they conveyed last year that they'd rather not have me in their life, and all of this. Oh and Deepika Padukone birthed a daughter today. I wish someone would rub it into Smegsy's face

 

[Cinnamon.girl]

I don't think she was asked not to go - it was all the kids first day at a new school, they were already in school when the note passed in Parliament hit the media and it became obvious we were being prepared for the news.

I think Catherine made the choice to be there when the children came home and break the news to them in person. She knew that W and KC would need to have discussions and make plans.

I think this comes from Spare where Harald wrote that William told him the Ho wasn't welcome at Balmoral as HM was dying. The Stoats were all set to go but had to be urgently prevented, and from what I read at the time Charles was instrumental in stopping the Ho turning up.

This won't have been William's decision imo, but he relayed the message when it should rightly have come from his father directly to Harald. As you say the wise thing was for Catherine to have stayed behind with the children anyway.

According to Spare Harald was mollified to hear that she wasn't going either. There was no way Catherine could have gone with William regardless of schooling, as there would have been WW3 if she'd been allowed and the Ho not. We'll never know whether Catherine wanted to go as future Queen, but the right decision was made by Chuck imo otherwise for sure the Ho would have screamed racism. No respect for anything or anyone, it's all ego, self and PR even as Someone is dying.

 

[SunsetBeach]

She’s insufferable - no respect. I bet lining up another interview.

 

[FrancesDundee80]

Misleading, but interesting from DE. They say a date's "revealed", then "could be set"!

"Meghan Markle's UK return date revealed as she's set to fly over with Harry and kids
The Duchess of Sussex could be set to return to the UK with Prince Harry and their two children later this year."
"Meghan Markle could return to the UK in December.
Meghan Markle could be set to spend Christmas with Prince Harry and their children in the UK this year, it has been claimed.
The Duke and Duchess of Sussex have reportedly received an invite to spend the festive period with Charles Spencer at Althorp, Express.co.uk has learned."
....................
How will they manage to pretend to bring over two children? It would involve the whole Spencer clan and staff in the scam that they're visiting as a family. I can't see it, but if there really is a Christmas invitation it's a coup for the Stoats, an opportunity to make mischief, alliances and work on divisions. The problem is that they belong to William as much as to Harald and the Stoat will use this. I worry that William is rather exposed.

The Stoats will turn the invitation down on some pretext, but the invitation was what mattered.

They are again pushing for TRF to state that they are not invited (as they weren’t to Balmoral), for them to proclaim themselves as victims again - specially after the past couple of weeks the news they planted were all about olive branches and Hazno wishes of coming back into the fold.

No, I don’t believe the ILBW will ever be accepted back in private meetings, specially now that it is clear to the whole world that the only currency she has is to badmouth the family who received her with open arms. There is nothing that the ILBW has that publishers or producers may pay her for. No talent, no accumen, no CV, no charitable actions. She is worth nothing without some time with the Royals that she can spin to make herself a saint and them the devils spawn. Except, they know it.

So no. She can manifest all she wants, but she wont be back for Christmas.

 

[planetmirth]

Misleading, but interesting from DE. They say a date's "revealed", then "could be set"!

"Meghan Markle's UK return date revealed as she's set to fly over with Harry and kids
The Duchess of Sussex could be set to return to the UK with Prince Harry and their two children later this year."
"Meghan Markle could return to the UK in December.
Meghan Markle could be set to spend Christmas with Prince Harry and their children in the UK this year, it has been claimed.
The Duke and Duchess of Sussex have reportedly received an invite to spend the festive period with Charles Spencer at Althorp, Express.co.uk has learned."
....................
How will they manage to pretend to bring over two children? It would involve the whole Spencer clan and staff in the scam that they're visiting as a family. I can't see it, but if there really is a Christmas invitation it's a coup for the Stoats, an opportunity to make mischief, alliances and work on divisions. The problem is that they belong to William as much as to Harald and the Stoat will use this. I worry that William is rather exposed.

The Stoats will turn the invitation down on some pretext, but the invitation was what mattered.

Comment on twitter ..credit to whoever it was …..about Harold n Meghan going to Althorp for Christmas

“ Earl Spencer will be having two Turkeys this Christmas !!! “

 

[Allflightscancelled]

I’m sorry, I read that as sartorially challenged hairpin! I’m just old.

To be fair, looking at those legs, that might have been a better choice of word….

 

[PurvyPanda]

Misanformation.
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If the Sidley Twin video has already been discussed - my apologies because I am not keeping up with the last thread. He is at is AGAIN. Nissan Haribo was accused of being an usher at a premiere. How dreadful. He says the accumulative lifetime effect of being mistaken for a lowly working class black man is 'lethal'. Well, it ain't lethal enough mi brother, because you keep popping your ginormous over sized cartoon head to smack your lips and moan about something - again.
I would have thought the reality of who and what this man is, is MUCH worse than being mistaken for an usher or a economy class train passenger. Isn't that right Boris Becker??!

What a bleeping hustler this man is. He is pure poison. I should also note that he went to the premiere alone. He didn't take is wife with him. She was probably glad to be shot of him for a few hours, without having her ears chewed off, hearing about all the hideous racist encounters he had between getting up in the morning and going to bed.

His instagram is ridiculous - it just him posting loads of tv shows he likes. It weird. I find it hard to believe anyone is hiring this pretentious pretender as a photographer unless he wasn’t onto this hustle which has garnered him the attention and fame he craves. He is no different to Markle. They really are peas from the same pod.

Who remembers….? Were the wombles racist too?

 

[wisebutwild]

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Thank you for the new thread and title, and I loved the recap!

Sunday's ending so I'm feeling more tired by the second and stressed over not getting anything done this weekend/the long weekend ahead.

Have to rush and maybe get a couple of things done. Starting with handing over one of my Shea butter soaps to mum before she steals one

Sneaky peek I heartily encourage the Smarkles to try to steal one too. They both need the nourishment.

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Do you celebrate Halloween @ChaoticArtist ?

I saw this and thought of you …… a novelty candle for you to make for the occasion …… get in early before Smegs brings out her range of Halloween candles for ARO! Maybe you might like to reposition the wick* …….. Or maybe not!!

* Harold was definitely not a model for the wick in this pic!

 

[wibble]

She’s insufferable - no respect. I bet lining up another interview.

Of course.
It will replace the old one on google searches.

 

[ChaoticArtist]

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Do you celebrate Halloween @ChaoticArtist ?

I saw this and thought of you …… a novelty candle for you to make for the occasion …… get in early before Smegs brings out her range of Halloween candles for ARO! Maybe you might like to reposition the wick* …….. Or maybe not!!

* Harold was definitely not a model for the wick in this pic!



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I love this! And especially the wick placement

I would love to celebrate Halloween, Wisey, but unfortunately, either people around me don't celebrate it or have a very boring or too extreme (drinks + drugs) idea of it. I do make some Halloween crafts - never sold any Their loss

Ol' Skelly reminds me of someone. Not Sparry The toothy smile, the long fingers..... The feet don't look right though

P.s. the bananas in the background. A sweet nod?

 

[Nuttynana]

I’m sorry, I read that as sartorially challenged hairpin! I’m just old.

Why did that horrible,greedy,grasping old grappler invite that bleep, the bleeping lot of them are all two faced fuckers.

She holds that Mic like a cock and is about to deep throat it!!

Fat old fucker wonder how many times the Minge had a 69 with the old carpet muncher!

 

[Cacacoisfarraige]

The poor people having to sit next to Misan, slurping away through the film.

 

[Nuttynana]

The poor people having to sit next to Misan, slurping away through the film.

bleeping load of has beens,pretenders and emotionless bleeding robots.

If the devil could cast his net what a haul of sickening old robotic reprobates he would have..

I loathe the lot of them and that old,bewigged haggard needs a red hot poker shoved up her arse!

 

[Cinnamon.girl]

so, Orca hasn’t ditched her, yet. We all onow that Orca’s relationships, as well as the one’s from the ILBW are quid pro quo. So, what does the ILBW has on Orca or vice versa? I think Orca is keeping her around for the “exclusive” first interview after the divorce. Either that or the ILBW has something on Orca - aa she has on Tyler Perry. Maybe something from her days with Harvey Weinstein?

I don't know anything about Hollywood or how much of a has-been Porker is, but likely she's quite powerful still with plenty of contacts. She's kept the Ho's secrets, so might she be being lined up for a series of interviews, Memoirs of the Ho? They would be hugely successful viewing figures-wise and an escape from NF which is now like a broken record along with ARO and the runny jam. Big money all round.
Porker's a disgrace, licked Weinstein's face and never stood up for the sisterhood. She knows about the moonbump but the Ho will have dirt on her so they will use each other. A cold and reptilian creature like Snakebite, and the Ho and Porker have common cause in damaging the Monarchy.
Leaking bums from Ozempic could have slowed down any recent filming, of course.

@Scotch Mist
"Glad you are back @Cinnamon.girl
Hope you had a good holiday
Did you like Hayseed's kilt?"

Hamster @Scotch Mist I replied I greatly admired Hayseed in his kilt, hoping some time for a video when it blows up in the wind?! Phwoar!
Not sure what tartan it was but it looked like a tea-towel. X

 

[cjguk]

The poor people having to sit next to Misan, slurping away through the film.

He's high up in the line of people I'd like to slap, obviously Harold tops the list

 

[Scotch Mist]

Misleading, but interesting from DE. They say a date's "revealed", then "could be set"!

"Meghan Markle's UK return date revealed as she's set to fly over with Harry and kids
The Duchess of Sussex could be set to return to the UK with Prince Harry and their two children later this year."
"Meghan Markle could return to the UK in December.
Meghan Markle could be set to spend Christmas with Prince Harry and their children in the UK this year, it has been claimed.
The Duke and Duchess of Sussex have reportedly received an invite to spend the festive period with Charles Spencer at Althorp, Express.co.uk has learned."
....................
How will they manage to pretend to bring over two children? It would involve the whole Spencer clan and staff in the scam that they're visiting as a family. I can't see it, but if there really is a Christmas invitation it's a coup for the Stoats, an opportunity to make mischief, alliances and work on divisions. The problem is that they belong to William as much as to Harald and the Stoat will use this. I worry that William is rather exposed.

The Stoats will turn the invitation down on some pretext, but the invitation was what mattered.

Well there's several ways of looking at this;
1. It's made up crap for the press (most likely)
2. The Spencer family are trying to find out if the kids exist and might report back to the RF.
3. The Spencer family like the idea of the Harkles visiting them to spite KC3 and William.

Honestly I no longer care where the Harkles spend Christmas this year or any other year, but we all know they wont turn up with the kids in tow.

Charles Spencer is a bit of bleep anyway, who would want to be in his company for the holiday period

 

[Ndrangheta]

bleeping load of has beens,pretenders and emotionless bleeding robots.

So sick of all these 'gotta fake it to make it' merchants. I wouldn't mind it so much if they had a bit of a 'twinkle' and could have a laugh at themselves, but they all seem so full of bleeping grievances and desperate to act like we should all somehow be impressed with their 'talent' I'm more impressed with my local road-sweeper frankly.