Harry & Meghan #453 Nowhere Near The Action Man.

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Maybe it's an industrial injury.

Is there such a thing as Fellator's Hump? :unsure:


I wonder if Megain has Marfan syndrome - although she is not tall - she does display quite a few of the symptoms

It's a genetic disorder that could explain surrogacy and why the RF can't talk about it
  • Arms, legs, fingers, and toes that are longer in relation to the rest of the body. (her arms, hands and feet always look huge)
  • Chest wall (sternum) that caves in or sticks out. (her rib cage always looks odd now she's lost weight - she seems to prefer halter neck to hide it)
  • Curvature of the spine. (developing the hump and oddly curved neck)
  • Flat feet. (looks like a clown walking in flat shoes - but could be her "style")
  • Headaches. impossible to know
  • Heartbeat that feels like it is skipping a beat, fluttering, or beating too hard or too fast. impossible to know
  • Highly arched roof of the mouth (palate) that can lead to crowding of teeth. (her teeth do look crowded but could be dodgy dental work)
  • Loose joints. (strange hand and finger positions plus the odd seal clapping)
  • Long, narrow face. (noticeable since she went on ozempic)
  • Low back pain and numbness in the legs. impossible to know
  • Shortness of breath due to changes in the lungs or heart. impossible to know
  • Stretch marks on the skin.impossible to know
  • Vision changes, such as blurry vision and extreme nearsightedness. impossible to know
 
Just came to say… she’s a massive bleep still, Ginger looked highly uncomfortable at the ESPYS for his bought for trophy! He looked sick as he walked to the stage ..
and the videos shared after seem to show the crowd getting rattles by them causing disruption as they left Zz someone was signing and those two clowns took an a age to just leave .. rude pair of wankers
 
HELLO! Magazine

"A statement shared on the Festival's official Instagram read: "With regret, Sarah, Duchess of York has decided to withdraw from the Festival of Fiction, 19th October, so as not to distract or detract in any way from the tour of Australia by His Majesty the King, which has recently been announced."
"It continued: "Due to exceptional demand, she will be returning to Perth on November 1 at 6.30pm for a special event at Joondalup Resort and apologises to anyone who is inconvenienced by the change of date."

"Her autobiography, My Story, earned her an advance of £800,000 and her books The Royal Switch and Bright Lights earned her an estimated £500,000. Other book titles which earned her impressive deals include Tea For Ruby, Heart For A Compass, and Finding Sarah.
Jan 23, 2024"
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It seems Sarah is out there batting for her team. I didn't know she'd published 55 books, one of which was disappointingly described as "a bonkless bonkbuster"... but hey...

She'll stay away for the royal visit but undeterred will be back shortly after.
Has she been galvanised by reports that Royal Lodge is suffering from rats as well as rising damp? The mould has taken hold at the same rate as PA's downward spiral. I don't like him but am unhappy about his situation, something not right.
Latest rumour is that Edward and Sophie want to live there, as if.

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Photo by Tom Quinn / Jennie Bond
"Green Drawing Room, Royal Lodge"
Photo shows extent of mould growth.

Heat Magazine
"Tom Quinn denied allegations that he photoshopped into the picture the rat's corpse (just seen) to hasten PA's eviction and whip up anger against the disgraced Royal."
 
This keeps bugging me and I have said this right from the early threads but I am convinced there is something physically wrong with Rachel. Be it EDS, hyper mobility, something - her body doesn’t move well. This photo also suggests to me that there may be something underlying.

If this is the case she should hang her head in shame - imagine the positive PR such as the York girls with scoliosis and dyslexia; that she could have brought.
Funny you should say that... just remembered that I used to wonder if she had Marfans syndrome. She does move like Mummy Woodentop though!
She's definitely not comfortable in her own body.
 
Perhaps this could be the end of their award buying...... they got a very different reaction to the one that they'd planned/hoped for. I love the hecklers at the end, can we nominate them for something :ROFLMAO:
While there’s room on any horizontal surface in Megain’s faux Italianate mansion, the Duchess of Douchery will chase even the most meaningless of awards. She’s so classless, so gauche and such a Geordie Shores/Love Island-esque slapper, she thinks they’ll turn her into an A lister like magic.
Meanwhile, the world sees her for what she is.
An Ozempic addicted, vainglorious, status-husband-clawing gold digger.
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Without repeating my swimming pool theory...

There is something that those talking about divorce seem to forget...
That Harry was famous for having short arms and long pockets.
The stuff in Spare about the badger set and how unfair it all was was, is pretty much him justifying his tightness.

Paula M is on about him trying to get Fingers to sign a postnup and an NDA.
And sure they are down to their last ten million or whatever...

But it's not that long ago that the story was that Fingers was trying to get Charles to pay her five million to bugger off.
 
While there’s room on any horizontal surface in Megain’s faux Italianate mansion, the Duchess of Douchery will chase even the most meaningless of awards. She’s so classless, so gauche and such a Geordie Shores/Love Island-esque slapper, she thinks they’ll turn her into an A lister like magic.
Meanwhile, the world sees her for what she is.
An Ozempic addicted, vainglorious, status-husband-clawing gold digger.
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In the history of the world, has anyone ever fucked up their opportunities as spectacularly as Peg?
 
While there’s room on any horizontal surface in Megain’s faux Italianate mansion, the Duchess of Douchery will chase even the most meaningless of awards. She’s so classless, so gauche and such a Geordie Shores/Love Island-esque slapper, she thinks they’ll turn her into an A lister like magic.
Meanwhile, the world sees her for what she is.
An Ozempic addicted, vainglorious, status-husband-clawing gold digger.
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I keep looking at that photo and I'm getting confused. Is the arm in the background with the gold bracelet hers? It's so weird looking, like there are no bones in it!
 
While there’s room on any horizontal surface in Megain’s faux Italianate mansion, the Duchess of Douchery will chase even the most meaningless of awards. She’s so classless, so gauche and such a Geordie Shores/Love Island-esque slapper, she thinks they’ll turn her into an A lister like magic.
Meanwhile, the world sees her for what she is.
An Ozempic addicted, vainglorious, status-husband-clawing gold digger.
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Fifty-three (do the math!) Shades of Smegs Madam Douchess - title of Smegsy's sex tape autobiography.

Why is she too lazy to get a proper consistent tan?! 🤦
 
This keeps bugging me and I have said this right from the early threads but I am convinced there is something physically wrong with Rachel. Be it EDS, hyper mobility, something - her body doesn’t move well. This photo also suggests to me that there may be something underlying.

If this is the case she should hang her head in shame - imagine the positive PR such as the York girls with scoliosis and dyslexia; that she could have brought.
It's quite evident that she has fuckoliosis, all that activity on carpets and hard decks takes its toll you know!😁
 
Disclaimer - this is not directed at anyone on the thread as such, just my thoughts on whether Smeg has a condition or not. Personally, I think that she certainly has a number of conditions both physical and developmental/mentally etc. Also I think Haznobrain has conditions too.

However, I don't care if she has something "diagnosable" with her or not. I am laughing at the Emperor's new clothes mind that she has where she imagines herself to be something very, very special and she is a walking Geordie Shore/Love Island contestant nightmare at best (at very best). Also the platform she has been given by the Democrats in US is very concerning - she is a useful idiot for them. That's why I'm here - the useful idiots like her are dangerous and should be questioned and ridiculed when it turns out they are in fact ridiculous.

My daughter has autism and hEDS - both her parents being hypermobile leading to her ticking the boxes to be diagnosed with hEDS - she has a lot of pain. Under no circumstances does having any condition exempt you from being an obnoxious, self-important liar. So I don't really care what she may or may not have, it doesn't elicit any empathy or sympathy from me.

Lots of people live with various conditions and manage to spread love and happiness to those around them and make the world a happier more joyful place. Smeg is an absolute leach of a person - she is a real emotional vampire that sucks the joy out of each and every environment she inhabits. I don't think she would do any good to any cause that she attached herself to.
 
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