Harry & Meghan #437 When life gives you lemons, make overpriced strawberry jam

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letsallbeaduchess said:
So Kris Jenner is no.13 🤢 Guessing Serena will be next. They have to be paying A LOT for these high-follower influencers to post for them. More of Harry’s money gone towards her latest deluded vanity project. 🙄
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Does Kris Jenner know that Hazza is an outcast and there is not a snowflakes chance in hell She will get near any of the real Royal Family . I would love to know why She is hooking up with Smeg & hazza I thought She was kinda savvy & intelligent I guess not lol
 
PortiaControl said:
Buckingham Palace Shop trolling the tit out of Smegs 😈...

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The comments were gold! My particular favourite is this one...

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Zippy2000 said:
Does Kris Jenner know that Hazza is an outcast and there is not a snowflakes chance in hell She will get near any of the real Royal Family . I would love to know why She is hooking up with Smeg & hazza I thought She was kinda savvy & intelligent I guess not lol
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The Kardashian’s are desperate , on the same “50 most unpopular celebrities” list as Smeg, and nearly bankrupt by some accounts.
 
Thalia said:
She fries some ...I can't call that bacon. It's just fat! Then makes a strawberry jam, cheese(?) and bacon sandwich which she fries!

I mean... I can't... the double dipping of the knife into the jam is the least distressing part of that video!

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Is this normal American food? Are you okay over there?
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I suspect this might be her attempt at making a bacon, Brie and cranberry toastie…..except with strawberry mush water instead of cranberry jelly.
I must admit I had never heard of refrigerator jam until someone mentioned it on here. My S-i-L is American and when she and my brother come over to visite she hoovers up strawberries like they’re going out of fashion. She maintains strawberries from the USA have no great flavour due to the way they are grown and speed of cultivation. (She used to work for Dept of Agriculture, or whatever it is called over there, as a scientist) So, a tasteless watery gloop on toast…no thanks🤢
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wibble said:
Supposedly Elvis seduced Cybil Shepherd with deep fried peanut butter and banana sandwiches.
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And they say the Scots are bad for deep frying everything! SiL says that Country Fairs are amazing for their unhealthy obsession with deep frying. She and the brother saw deep fried ice cream bars and DEEP FRIED BEER!
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shellie said:
I've seen a few people call out using a knife to get jam out of the jar. I was always brought up to take it out of the jar with a knife then spread it on whatever it is. Everyone I know has always done the same. Is there an actual reason why it's wrong to use a knife? I'm genuinely curious now.
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Knife in jam, place dod of jam on plate use knife to do spreading as and when. I think it’s the transfer of crumbs/butter that’s the issue……unless some clarty b@stard licks their knife and then decides to have another go in the jam pot 😂
 
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Man-child stropping about security and might not attend the Invictus service that was organised for him because it was what he wanted :rolleyes:
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Ah bless him, mummy's told him he can't go so now he needs to find an excuse and still look like the important person he deludedly thinks he is. Just don't come ginge, no one cares.
 
The Tipsy Titian said:
If anyone had any doubts about what a ho she really is I think this confirms it.
From being photographed with our Queen to using porn pictures to flog a jar of jam.
Can she go any lower?

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Chrissy slobbering/dribbling food out of her mouth isn't exactly screaming 'high end product', is it?

It's more like watching the timed eating contests on 'Man V Food'.

I can't imagine that's quite the image Smeg wants to promote.

Is Chrissy trolling her?
 
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