Harry and Meghan #476 Taken up the Back Passage

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Piglet&Pooh said:
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Polo as an accessible sport! Yes because it is so cheap to drop a minimum £400,000 for a string of polo ponies

.... and Megain's trying to claim polo as a practically working class sport where people drive their pick up trucks to matches and picnic in the field - is she on glue? Or is she trying to pretend that those infamous polo matches that she attended in the UK were not super exclusive events? Like the one where she was caught rummaging in the boot of Prince William's car? Or the one that she dashed down to with "Archie" doll when she heard that Chelsy was attending? It resulted in Megain posing for the cameras and Catherine looking awkward as she fed her kids snacks out of Tupperware boxes.
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To be fair, I used to watch polo matches at my local club. They were free (they were tit - around 0-2 goal) but it was a nice way to spend a Sunday afternoon. I then went to a few socials which were ticketed and a few higher goal matches which were more expensive for a 3 course meal, but at least at those matches you had commentary so you knew what was going on! No idea what they would charge these days but social membership was quite affordable back then £15 or so for the year. However, to play, 🤑🤑🤑🤑
 
TheMiceInTheShed said:
I don't know what this is, but I have a horrible feeling that I can guess. . . . one comedian (I think is was Lee Mack) once described a stallion related incident, where the horse's "engorged" willie slammed into a car wing mirror and snapped it off. 😬
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Pretty much you’ve got it! They bounce around under there something chronic! For goodness sake don’t google sheath cleaning hahahahaha!

The reference to stallions in Waaaggghhhhh has me howling EVERYTIME. As if Henry, as if!!!
 
Chita said:
I went once.
We sat on a picnic blanket at the side.
A massive horse thundered past us along the edge of the pitch and it farted loudly as it went.

Horrid.
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cjguk said:
Are you sure that was the horse? I'd imagine that's the sort of thing Harold would do :ROFLMAO: 🏇:poop:
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Are you accusing our fragrant @Chita of trumping and blaming the horse? :oops:

Mind you, she wouldn't be the first:

Paul Burrell reveals Queen blamed a horse when 'accused of farting' | TV & Radio | Showbiz & TV | Express.co.uk

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Amiyaya said:
Horse farts are so loud!!!!!! However nothing horsey is ever as grim as the ‘Stallion Slap’ 🤢
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Fecker was HUGE. Its thunderous galloping noise combined with its humungous fart was terrifying!!!!

I'm not a horsey person.
The farting at the polo was one of only a few experiences with horses.
There were a couple of them in the field near the bus stop in the village I grew up in.
They would come to the fence and allow people to stroke them.
And I remember embarrassing my dad one day when I was a kid and I asked him why that big horse had five legs.
(It wasnt a fifth leg. It was it's massive willy!!!)

Then I have watched horses race at Newmarket, York and Southwell. Visited some in their stables at Newmarket and watched them paraded around the paddock.
And I love Edwin Muir poem "The Horses."

Other than that, haven't had anything to do with them.

I wish Harry hadnt had anything to do with them, either.
Cruel, nasty man.
 
Amiyaya said:
Horse farts are so loud!!!!!! However nothing horsey is ever as grim as the ‘Stallion Slap’ 🤢
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I'm going to guess what that is and say that I saw a horse's spunky knob swinging about and spraying the surrounding area when we went to the races!
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Amiyaya said:
Pretty much you’ve got it! They bounce around under there something chronic! For goodness sake don’t google sheath cleaning hahahahaha!

The reference to stallions in Waaaggghhhhh has me howling EVERYTIME. As if Henry, as if!!!
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BIB Seen that on The Yorkshire Vet :ROFLMAO:
 
ChipDex said:
Thanks for the new thread and title. :)

Good luck with all that 'distancing' yourselves, Harkles. Other people also have receipts. Even a quote from Haz. Hope there's room under the bus for Milos.



And there might be more info released about the alleged spy this afternoon.

There's a court hearing at 2pm about naming him, and it will be tabled in the HoC at around 3.30pm.

www.independent.co.uk

Judge to consider naming alleged Chinese spy linked to Prince Andrew - live

The suspected spy has been banned from Britain on security grounds but is understood to have visited Buckingham Palace and met two former Prime Ministers
www.independent.co.uk www.independent.co.uk
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Was listening to LBC last night and they were talking about this and They all agreed all Andrew was , was a useful idiot because He personally was not privy to anything the spy would find useful at all it was more a ' prestige ' friendship ' thing for the chinese chap . Meanwhile the spy had more worrying links to serving MP's Andrew being the pillock He is let Himself be used by this Chinese chap ,
 
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LadyMuck said:
Sky just said its been confirmed that Andrew won't be joining the RF at Sandringham for Christmas
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Personally I an glad Andrew & Fergie will spend Christmas together at Royal lodge I hope that the Girls with their families ditch Sandringham & spend the day with their Mum & Dad . Charles is more of a liability than Andrew ever was what with His ' brown envelopes ' stuffed with cash and Him giving out dodgy awards in return
 
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