Harry and Meghan #455 The Stoat was a senior w*nking royal

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Nauseating drivel from Grazia about Lili's wonderful summer. What about Aldi?

And there you have it! With plans as enchanting boring and adventurous ridiculous as their lives, Meghan iLBW, Harry Dandelion, and Princess Lilibet Diana Flatpack no.2 will certainly have a summer to remember. So, next time you find yourself in need of some family fun inspo, just think, what would wouldn't the Sussexes Cunts do?

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Good point.

Also, if TLQ had really approved of RF members going to court to fight their personal battles, why did she not overrule KC3 and William's alleged wishes and let PA defend himself rather than settle?

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where I'm from a dandelion is referred to as a Pee the bed! ....... interesting that he won't let his wife come although I didn't hear any mention of the alleged children!

She will have a myriad of excuses why she cannot come to the UK with Hazno if he comes for a month. She would have to bring the children and she can't do that. It would open up all kinds of questions concerning their birth and the lack of information concerning the births. I think she used donor eggs and Hazno's sperm and they won't be able to prevent someone getting some DNA which would prove they have no right to titles or a place in the LoS. So no, kids will never be seen in the UK, IMO.

Edited to add that a surrogate was used to carry the invisible kids - sorry, forgot to include this important bit.
 
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How about using The ugly fluckling in the next title Nutty? @Thalia?

Harry and Meghan #456 The Ugly Fluckling & His Douchess of Doom

There once was an ugly fuckling
His whingings heard all over town
And the ginger turd said in so many words,
"Not fair Will gets the crown"
No not fair, no no not fair,
Not fair Will gets the crown

So he went with a whinge
And a waddling ho minge
And a flurry of English pounds

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Make your mind up, Haz.

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If they're two completely different things why is he also suggesting the RF should join him in his one-man crusade?


Dandelion needs to think about this before he next opens his mouth


“It's better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than open it and remove all doubt”

― Mark Twain
 
Dandelion needs to think about this before he next opens his mouth


“It's better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than open it and remove all doubt”

― Mark Twain

I honestly don't think he realised how unimportant he is to the royal family, his friends, the military, the UK and the world in general.

All of this is his little fragile man-child ego shouting into the void.
 
Who the duck is giving money to Thomas Markle? WHY?
I doubt very much he is destitute, he's made money selling private letters to the press etc etc etc

Meghan may very well be the devil, but he's not a saint.
I think it's sad how easily he is taken advantage of. Doesn't he realize that Lady C is using him to get "untold, explosive" stories about Rachel? Pictures and videos included! She will dump him after she's gotten what she wants from him. Just like everybody else before. Kinda sad, really, but in a way he sets himself up to be the victim. I think he has very low self-esteem and is very needy.

It's actually painful in a cringe-worthy type of way to see how easily he is led around by anybody who gives him 5 minutes of positive attention.

Just.like.Harry.
 
I reckon that it should be a huge concern to any sane and sensible person that this disturbed individual is anywhere near any levers of power and influence. The Council of State is a vital and indispensable bastion of our Constitutional Mo narchy. Its members should be chosen for their knowledge, competence and loyalty to The Crown.

I imagine that if he ever should succeed in his ambition to bring down the monarchy (because he can't be the monarch) it will go very badly for him indeed.

Every one of the family is independently very wealthy, even if they had to surrender crown properties. Most of them have jobs/ careers/ ways of generating an income. All of them - except Hazno and Andrew - are popular (the lucrative after dinner circuit will call - and so will book publishers and documentary makers, should the Royals decide to take to those fields). All of them have equally wealthy friends who will welcome them and ensure that they are OK if necessary.

Andrew's daughters will make sure he doesn't starve.

Only one member of the RF will have blown all of their money, all of their resources, all of their friends and all of their opportunities. Guess who that one is?

And I can't see any of the others coming to his rescue. They will be able to sit back, enjoy their great wealth and a lot of leisure time, while not having the pressures of royal duties. They won't want him hanging round their necks like a dead albatross.

That's a fascinating insight....apart from thoroughly enjoying ***Sue Townsend's excellent The Queen and I (in which the UK republican party comes to power and immediately abolishes the Monarchy, sending the whole family to council houses on a Midlands sink estate), I'd not really thought about TRF's actual response to suddenly being made redundant and with a useless grifting junkie stoat in tow.(He'd fit right in to Sue Townsend's Hellebore Close!).

I think you're right, most of the fam would shun him. Chas Spencer might find a use for the stoat on his huge estate...but they'd soon fall out: too many of those prickly Spencer genes swirling around to allow familial harmony for long.

For a long time I've said that most of the RF are experts in their own right. In fact, I'm in awe of a good few of them: by their own choice they've quietly learnt and studied and practiced to very high levels in their chosen fields. So they'd be welcomed into those fields if they wanted to work.

The stoat, on the other hand, has done absolutely nothing to make himself realistically employable on the strength of his knowledge, competence, expertise - because he doesn't have it. He has tons of ill-informed opinions though.
Lashing his way round a polo field wouldn't count for jack. He wouldn't even get a gig as a novelty host on a late night, minor cable tv show - he's that boring, ill-disposed and gauche.
And he's burnt all his bridges - which has become the only persistent pursuit in which he excels!

Meanwhile, the fall of the Monarchy would likely lead to immense civil unrest and chaos on every level, even resulting in civil war. As the leading perp in the Monarchy's demise, stoat would be hounded to death by the strong Royalist faction... and after a few decades of Republican mayhem and misrule, the Monarchy would be restored....that's the pattern of British history.


***Well worth reading, I've just found my copy and will read it again after 30yrs!
 
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