Pmsl!
The only global crisis of misinformation I want to know about is his answer to the question of why he thinks it's acceptable to fly everywhere when preaching at others to reduce their carbon footprint. What a knob. Yes, a pink Richmond sized knob as well!
Love it Pom
oh no, she wouldn't let him have scratchy ones, I bet he has to lie back and think of (anywhere but) England while some hench ladyman in a white coat sugars his nuts and bumhole. Can't be having Smeggy displaying any chinny rash now can we!
Plus they'd have to be perfumed with a dipstick, sorry Dyptique like fragrance before being nestled safely in her handbag.