Also, in the section about Thomas and the wedding scoobie says re smeggy WTE
"This beautiful young woman was left blah blah blah .."
Why the
duck is her beauty or lack of even relevant? It just reads like a crappy Mills and Boon concoction.
Slightly off topic, but as a 17 yr old I had an emergency appendectomy and was hospitalised for a week, so I asked my mum to pick me up a couple of soppy Mills and Boon books to tide me over.Yes, my taste was crap even back then. After seeking them unsuccessfully in two shops the clever girl in the third shop sussed that my mum was after some Mills and Boons books and not seeking an author called Millicent Boom.
I read someone else tell a similar story online some years later and I showed my mum. She said "See? It's easily done Freda."
Sorry. They are still cunts. In fact bigger fatter cunts than ever.