Harry and Meghan #32 Enough of your woke! By the end of the year you'll be broke!

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Blade Runner said:
She was only going to Sandringham for the week-end so she could have turned up if she’d wanted to. Not a big deal really, she didn’t attend Louis’ christening either.
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Well clearly she didn't want to and now we see why.
Listening to bleep face crying about his dead mommy and his wonderful yacht girl for hours on end or relaxing with a gin and it away from it all? No contest.
Unfortunately he shares her DNA and she's stuck with the whiney little tit till he or she pops their clogs, but she doesn't have to clear her diary (even her down time one) when he crooks his finger at her.:m
 
Anfield Annie said:
1) 8.30am go to work
2) 5.30pm come home from work
3) 5.35pm open wine 🍷get 🥖 & 🧀
4) 5.45pm open Tattle
5) 11.45pm get off chair and go to bed ! 😄
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Ahh a girl after my own heart 🥂
I'm just trying to catch up after a day out.

What can I say....... there are so many excellent insightful and hilarious posts on here today. What a great bunch you all are 💋❤
I love the way we've all come together over our disgust for Clueless and Ruthless xxxx
 
Margo_Channing said:
She's kicking up a fuss because William and Kate got all the important jobs because they're the ones next in line to the throne... I swear meghan is a bleeping idiot.
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All she had to do was make an appearance here and there, and she would have lived a life of comfort for herself and Archie. I can't believe anyone's self importance could be so inflated that they'd rather live like a stowaway in borrowed homes and make their money through suing the entire world. Not that Call Me Aitch is any better, having been the only person in the universe to lose his mother.
 
Milliemoo99 said:
I love the implication in this that the Christening is more important than the diary of the Queen!

Surely Harry realised that he needed to check the date with her first, if he wanted her to attend?
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Isn’t that what most people do with their families anyway? 😳

Momof5intheStates said:
Well hell 🤦🏻‍♀️ All this time I seriously "thought" Plasticobie was a dude!!!! 🤭😒:m:m:m
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No, Aunty said he’s a lesbian
 
You gotta hand it to Meg - she must have an amazing sense of humour! ( At least, I can't stop laughing 😂)

To say "she gave up her entire life" is hilarious. So she gave up being an ageing z list actress about to lose her minor role on a cable show few had even heard of, living in a cheap rented apartment, wearing cheap clothes and flying economy?

In exchange for being the wife of a Prince with a billionaire lifestyle, an extraordinary £1m a year clothing allowance and "viewing figures" that even the most influential of TV stars could only dream of?

It sure must have been a huge sacrifice for a money-worshipping fame-hungry actress. 🤣

Yet she gave it all up because basically she
  • didn't like being told to wear tights, or when to wear a hat, or what colour nail polish to wear "at work"
  • didn't like following advice from Courtiers for her new work role
  • didn't like working a few hours, 2 days a week at most
  • and especially didn't like walking a couple of paces behind more senior Royalty " at work" even though it was part of her role
  • oh - and didn't like the fact that more senior members "at work" had the pick of jobs ahead of her...
Bearing in mind, she didn't have to do ANY of the above at home on the other 5 days a week. She had a husband who adored her ( I doubt this now) and would have never had to worry about money ever again, all doors would have been open to her. And I'm sure she could have steered her Royal patronage of the theatre to be the "Hollywood Queen" she so desperately wanted to be. She was handed everything on a plate and threw it all away.

And people think PH is the petulant, brainless one...😆
 
lira said:
All she had to do was make an appearance here and there, and she would have lived a life of comfort for herself and Archie. I can't believe anyone's self importance could be so inflated that they'd rather live like a stowaway in borrowed homes and make their money through suing the entire world. Not that Call Me Aitch is any better, having been the only person in the universe to lose his mother.
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It's bizarre isn't it? Smeagol hit the jackpot when she got the magic ring, along with a rich dimwit husband she could boss about. The poor ginger sap would have been over the moon with touching her magic minge once a week and the odd pat on the head to check his brain hadn't gone missing. In return she only had to pretend that she cared and that shouldn't have been difficult (even with her limited acting talent).😁
 
lira said:
All she had to do was make an appearance here and there, and she would have lived a life of comfort for herself and Archie. I can't believe anyone's self importance could be so inflated that they'd rather live like a stowaway in borrowed homes and make their money through suing the entire world. Not that Call Me Aitch is any better, having been the only person in the universe to lose his mother.
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Ah but she wasn't planning on being a stowaway sofa surfing waster. ;) That was fate toying with them for shits n giggles.
Remember she was trademarking goods under Royal Sussex while barely pregnant the surrogate was barely three months on. They were planning a life of luxury flogging goods based on their "Royal" title. They were also setting up the Royal Sussex inst site to promote themselves and their goods and assumed that gangan would be happy letting them cherry pick the most interesting royal gigs, like red carpet events and Balls where they could mingle with the elite and network for movie work etc ... and letting haz keep his uniforms and military regalia for dress up events.
Then Brenda took away haz's uniforms, their use of 'Royal' and told them "thanks but no thanks" re being part time reps for her. Then Corona came along and shat on their plans as well.
Karma in action that everything they touch turns to tit.

I should have included Chas's funding their royal gigs in things haz included in the rider he presented to Brenda via the suits. Designer dresses and shoes and travelling 1st class all the way. Gone. Lost.:m Oh well.
 
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freda19 said:
Ah but she wasn't planning on being a stowaway sofa surfing waster. ;) That was fate toying with them for shits n giggles.
Remember she was trademarking goods under Royal Sussex while barely pregnant the surrogate was barely three months on. They were planning a life of luxury flogging goods based on their "Royal" title. They were also setting up the Royal Sussex inst site to promote themselves and their goods and assumed that gangan would be happy letting them cherry pick the most interesting royal gigs, like red carpet events and Balls where they could mingle with the elite and network for movie work etc ... and letting haz keep his uniforms and military regalia for dress up events.
Then Brenda took away haz's uniforms, their use of 'Royal' and told them "thanks but no thanks" re being part time reps for her. Then Corona came along and shat on their plans as well.
Karma in action that everything they touch turns to tit.
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Now I need @Pom Bear to make a Mean Girls edit of Brenda saying "so you agree, you were going to flog Royal Sussex goods?"
Actually this could be a whole series of edits:
Charlie boy saying "so you agree, you think you're going to live off of Duchy forever?"
Kate "so you agree, you thought you could be Queen before me?"

Asshats said:
So when are they going to actually buy a bloody house then?
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When Charles increases their pocket money 😬 H will be like "daaaaaad can I ask you for a favour, don't forget my mum died👉🏼🥺👈🏼"
 
Despicableme said:
Future vagina candle salesperson 😂 😂

Move over Gwynne

Blind Item #7

Huh. The alliterate former actress turned royal turned future vagina candle salesperson had the same five friends be the majority of source...
www.crazydaysandnights.net www.crazydaysandnights.net
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Blimey O Reilly, not the furtive 5 again. :eek:

"Huh. The alliterate former actress turned royal turned future vagina candle salesperson had the same five friends be the majority of sources for the new book about the royal. "

Asshats said:
Also, has anyone read any of Lady C’s Other books? I just wondered if they were any good.
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Not read any, but I believe she did a Diana one and other ones based around Royals.
 
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