Harry and Meghan #123 Too scared to speak to Gan-Gan because he’s a pathetic little man

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Watching a very old Celebrity Gogglebox and it is showing Archie's christening.
Laurence Fox (who I used to like, but his recent behaviour has changed my opinion) is doing a spooky Meghan voice and saying "Do as I say Harry, I have your child, you must do as I say..."

How right he was!
 
Nobody nice and normal is ever going to want him. He's horrifically entitled (to vast amounts of money without working for it), has psychological problems, rage issues, drug issues, and mummy issues, and has illustrated time and time again how he'll behave if he doesn't get his way by shitting epically all over his own family even in their time of grief. No woman who isn't a grand golddigger and manipulator trying to use him or a complete and utter doormat would put up with that prick. His two main serious girlfriends both dumped him, remember. Neither felt his personality was remotely worth putting up with the restrictions and fishbowl of royal life, and that was long before he descended into the mess he is now. One of them in particular (Chelsy?) remarked on how utterly tiresome his paranoia and rage issues were to put up with, not to mention his tightfistedness.

Harry didn't go bad because of Meghan Markle. Markle just gave him the motivation to show his true selfish prick nature to the whole planet via the medium of Porka interviews, and Omid Scobie scribblings, amongst others.
Good post.
Re Bib. There are women who will take on a 'troublesome' royal/politician (looking at you Carrie and Melania)and be prepared to put up with the crap because they feel the rewards in other ways are worth it ... and that's fair enough, each to their own. Maybe in the early days of the relationship Chelsey and Cressida thought they could cope or thought they could mould him into a better person. Both ladies are strong and bright but clearly they came to see that 'fixing' hazza, or even enduring him, was an impossible task on top of adjusting to Royal duties so they bailed out. I don't think it was the royal life that put them off, it was hazza being a bleep, but rather than say that they used the get-out-of-jail-free card of saying that Royal life was not their bag. I don't blame them one bit.
 
Lady C is right. i've just had a look at Buckingham Palaces line of Royal Succession, and Lili isn't there?

I'm wondering will they only include her once the Queen meets her in person.. OR is this confirmation that Lili was born of a surrogate?
I can see why they've got Farch at No.7 but I think they'll remove him at some point. They've left him there for the time being as there would be an outcry if they took him off. Once he's on it's difficult to take him off. I think that the absence of Lil, if she remains absent which I think she will, is the RF intention for both of them and neither will eventually be listed.
They can remove the ginger root vegetable later as well while they're at it. Job done, Monarchy trimmed. 🥕
 
How long before they pipe up their 16 bathrooms and launch their Monteshito Spring Water Trotter style 😆

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The hydrate tweet's unavailable now, hmmmmm......
 

There's a reply under the blind which claims that H tried to take his own life.

denakin
The say Harry has tried to take his own life. When she finally dumps him, he'll go over the deep end. I think it will be a long time though. She's too old for any rich man now. She'll have to wait til she can grift at least 100 million.
jeremiahpancakes denakin • 3 hours ago
Harry would never kill himself. Wouldn't be able to whine for attention afterwards.
 
Most of those points are incorrect. Harry is nothing like Trump no matter how people find him repugnant, they don't tally up.

  • Both come from a wealthy background - Yes
  • Both second sons - Wrong. Trump was the 4th child of Fred Trump
  • Neither intelligent or well educated - Wrong. Trump graduated with a degree in economics from University of Pennsylvania which is in the Ivy League. Harry couldn't even qualify for university because of poor grades at Eton
  • Got in/out of the military through family connections - Wrong. Trump never got into military service due to a medical condition which is why he was the only POTUS in history without any political background or military connections
  • Rumoured to be violent towards women - Debatable. Both haven't been convicted of rape. There has been multiple accusations
  • Rumoured drug problems - Yes
  • Massive egos - Yes but Trump ended up as POTUS while Harry ended up as Meghan's arse wipe. YUGEEEE difference
  • Overweening senses of entitlement - Of course
  • Thin-skinned and easily angered - Yes
  • Balding with ridiculous hairstyles - Yes
  • Wives with dodgy pasts - Debatable. All of Trump's wives have brought up kids who ended up having an Ivy League education, have a good sense of style and don't contradict him unlike Meagain. I know people give grief to Melania and Barron which is despicable IMO but she was an alright FLOTUS
If you are going to post BS on this thread, at least have the decency to fact check. It's not that hard darling.

Who else wears elevator shoes? This c*nt below.

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Most of those points are incorrect. Harry is nothing like Trump no matter how people find him repugnant, they don't tally up.

  • Both come from a wealthy background - Yes
  • Both second sons - Wrong. Trump was the 4th child of Fred Trump
  • Neither intelligent or well educated - Wrong. Trump graduated with a degree in economics from University of Pennsylvania which is in the Ivy League. Harry couldn't even qualify for university because of poor grades at Eton
  • Got in/out of the military through family connections - Wrong. Trump never got into military service due to a medical condition which is why he was the only POTUS in history without any political background or military connections
  • Rumoured to be violent towards women - Debatable. Both haven't been convicted of rape. There has been multiple accusations
  • Rumoured drug problems - Yes
  • Massive egos - Yes but Trump ended up as POTUS while Harry ended up as Meghan's arse wipe. YUGEEEE difference
  • Overweening senses of entitlement - Of course
  • Thin-skinned and easily angered - Yes
  • Balding with ridiculous hairstyles - Yes
  • Wives with dodgy pasts - Debatable. All of Trump's wives have brought up kids who ended up having an Ivy League education, have a good sense of style and don't contradict him unlike Meagain. I know people give grief to Melania and Barron which is despicable IMO but she was an alright FLOTUS
If you are going to post BS on this thread, at least have the decency to fact check. It's not that hard darling.

Who else wears elevator shoes? This c*nt below.

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Most of those points are incorrect. Harry is nothing like Trump no matter how people find him repugnant, they don't tally up.

  • Both come from a wealthy background - Yes
  • Both second sons - Wrong. Trump was the 4th child of Fred Trump
  • Neither intelligent or well educated - Wrong. Trump graduated with a degree in economics from University of Pennsylvania which is in the Ivy League. Harry couldn't even qualify for university because of poor grades at Eton
  • Got in/out of the military through family connections - Wrong. Trump never got into military service due to a medical condition which is why he was the only POTUS in history without any political background or military connections
  • Rumoured to be violent towards women - Debatable. Both haven't been convicted of rape. There has been multiple accusations
  • Rumoured drug problems - Yes
  • Massive egos - Yes but Trump ended up as POTUS while Harry ended up as Meghan's arse wipe. YUGEEEE difference
  • Overweening senses of entitlement - Of course
  • Thin-skinned and easily angered - Yes
  • Balding with ridiculous hairstyles - Yes
  • Wives with dodgy pasts - Debatable. All of Trump's wives have brought up kids who ended up having an Ivy League education, have a good sense of style and don't contradict him unlike Meagain. I know people give grief to Melania and Barron which is despicable IMO but she was an alright FLOTUS
If you are going to post BS on this thread, at least have the decency to fact check. It's not that hard darling.

Who else wears elevator shoes? This c*nt below.

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The drug thing with Trump...highly doubtful. He does not drink alcohol AT ALL EVER. He won't as much as allow wine in his glass for show at state functions. He had a brother who was an alcoholic and who had a sad life...eventually died....so he grew up seeing what substance abuse can do to a life. He does like Coca-Cola....and fast food for lunch and on trips....which is bad for his weight.

Melania speaks five languages with proficiency, and two more with limits. Well, I'm impressed. I've taken beginning French 3 times.
 
There's a reply under the blind which claims that H tried to take his own life.

denakin
The say Harry has tried to take his own life. When she finally dumps him, he'll go over the deep end. I think it will be a long time though. She's too old for any rich man now. She'll have to wait til she can grift at least 100 million.
jeremiahpancakes denakin • 3 hours ago
Harry would never kill himself. Wouldn't be able to whine for attention afterwards.

That just makes me feel really sad for him. Nobody deserves that. His family must be so torn between anger and worry.
 
Spot on this thread has been lacking in laughs and good old fashioned piss taking this week and is going much slower than usual plus, some very ",odd," comments from a couple of members!!

No politics, no religion no racial comments just good old British humour and irony.

Doria is a crook several times over and her mangy mackerel minge Daughter is learning her trade well.

Good news for my family today number one child has now passed all exams and is a Detective Inspector with the Met, must be my unusual parenting techniques 😆😆😆 used to take the piss out of them at an early age and have passed on my warped sense of humour.
WOWSA ! Proud mammy on parade. :m That's just fantastic. It will be tough row to hoe, so good luck to him.😘
 
Cant say I'm in the least bit impressed with any of the Trumps, but that is by the by to this thread.

Makes no difference to my opinion of the Snarkles, which remains that they are indeed a match made in heaven - each of them has saved the other from inflicting their various forms of damage, damaging behaviour and general cuntishness from some other poor sods.
 
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