There’s two things about this gift that make it awful. As has been mentioned, a bench with a plaque is normally what you get for dead people. Secondly, she only got him a bench because it ties in with her book and makes for a little PR nugget her minions can release to the press. In other words, it’s both an inappropriate and self-serving gift.
But I thought she got him a bench for Father's Day when they were at Frogmore? That bench was obviously shipped to Monteceito from under the noses of Eugenie and Jack to join the new bench yesterday, which has been inscribed with a poem to No.6
Remember Our "Forever Home"???
This Bench is IT, You Useless Drone
You Can Squat Here Night and Day
I'm On The Town With Markus A...
Don't Phone Or Text, Don't Wanna Know
I'm Going Back To Being A Ho!
Byeeee !
So now he's got two benches and maybe another for Christmas? How many benches does a failed ex-Royal need? The front lawn of wherever they're living will look like a municipal park at this rate.
Have we all seen this yet? Not that it isn't completely predictable, so hardly a blind.
Just a bore, really.
Lastly, was tempted but I didn't get Revels. I did get a lemon Gu cheesecake at a very fair rate in Tesco (i.e. going out of date today)
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Don't worry about the lemon cheesecake going off today unless you want to use that as an excuse to eat the whole lot this evening while on Tattle?. With careful hoarding and rationing your Gu Lemon Cheesecake will last a good two months. Let us know how you get on.....
Funny how there weren’t any signs of forget me nots at their wedding, sounds like she’s finding out information and then trying to backpedal as liking them too.
Just thought, she probably had used all the forget me nots three days previously
I remember the Omid Scrotie gushing description in Brides Weekly of her virginal bouquet which she tossed to the crowd and it was caught by Porker. The bouquet consisted of hen's bane with tender shoots of ragwort, interspersed with delicate sprays of bell-end blossom and deadly nightshade... A sight to behold.