Harry and Meghan #117 Basically, she's unhinged

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Ndrangheta said:
Can we make of list of the people who would actually go to a dinner party with the gruesome twosome? I mean could you imagine? I don't host many dinner-parties I have to be honest Tattler's but I think if I did my scheme would be to ply everyone with Prosecco first so that they don't realize they are eating crap from Iceland (US readers: cheap frozen food store).

The only people who would go to The Markles would be ex WWE Wresters, some of the 'Real Wives of Hollywood', OJ Simpson's ex driver, and some hobo from skid-row. And the ex-hobo from skid-row declined, he had something better to do ie: sniff glue. I'm with that guy tbh. Imagine making small-talk with Hazno over a canape. What would one say? He's not f*cking done anything. Que: Awkward silence.

What a cancerous couple. Come on ... imagine you are MeAgain's PA: Who would YOU invite to a dinner party hosted by Grim and and Grimmer?
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Donald Trump and Hilary Clinton. Piers Morgan Zara and Mike Tindall and Harry's old army buddy's for Meghan to do a deep throat on while they wait for the Paxo Ponce to get stuffed.also Lady C.

The Montislaggos evening to remember 🐓🐓🐓🐓
 
Ndrangheta said:
Can we make of list of the people who would actually go to a dinner party with the gruesome twosome? I mean could you imagine? I don't host many dinner-parties I have to be honest Tattler's but I think if I did my scheme would be to ply everyone with Prosecco first so that they don't realize they are eating crap from Iceland (US readers: cheap frozen food store).

The only people who would go to The Markles would be ex WWE Wresters, some of the 'Real Wives of Hollywood', OJ Simpson's ex driver, and some hobo from skid-row. And the ex-hobo from skid-row declined, he had something better to do ie: sniff glue. I'm with that guy tbh. Imagine making small-talk with Hazno over a canape. What would one say? He's not f*cking done anything. Que: Awkward silence.

What a cancerous couple. Come on ... imagine you are MeAgain's PA: Who would YOU invite to a dinner party hosted by Grim and and Grimmer?
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Catherine and Wlliam for the bants..
Harrys friend who bought the wife for him to try.( I think that's what happened.)
Donald Trump
Her ex husband (s)
Piers Morgan
Camilla
Cressida Bonas
Sammy Markle
And the star guest Prince Phillip
 
Thalia said:
I think the best comparison between 6 and a bag of Revels is that he is the favourite one you saved till last but when you put your hand in the bag it's empty because you've already eaten it and all you can taste is disappointment 🤣
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We really REALLY need a crying smiley for occasions like this. I felt that.
It's like when I eat my Ferrero Rocher ... nibble the outer choccy off carefully till you reveal the beautiful perfect round wafer ball. Admire it for a few seconds, then split the ball carefully in two and yum yum yum.
I hate it when my balls get broken :confused:(bit like hazza) and spoil the perfect ritual.
 
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Dominic West's wife sparks unlikely friendship with Prince Charles

The Mail on Sunday can reveal that a charming - and rather unexpected - friendship has blossomed between Catherine FitzGerald and her Highgrove neighbour Prince Charles.
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Wonder who’s pushed out this piece of PR. Subtly trying to make PC look like a cheater again, the comments are not positive at all.

(p.s. I’m sorry guys, I seem to post a hell of a lot of DM articles. The just rile me and I know/hope you will feel the same here 😂)
 
NutMegandCinnamong said:
Of course she’s going to say he loves it! She’s not going to say “he chucked it at the wall and said, ‘I think not, mum, fetch the Enid Blyton or I call childline’”, is she?
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He's more likely asking her who the duck she is! I don't believe for a minute she has anything to do with his day to day upbringing. If indeed he even exists! I would chuckle if he spewed on it or took a dump on it whilst potty training.
 
For those inviting Prince Philip, one needs conversational competence on the subject of naval purpose of deciduous trees and appropriate reactions to the science of "dontopedalogy" (putting one's foot in the mouth) of which the Prince as admitted by him was very fond off.
 
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