Hannah Gale #20 The Little Joys Of Finding The Most Intolerable Bellend On Instagram

[influencerbore]

That girl has never drank that stuff before in her life!

 

[babybell]

That girl has never drank that stuff before in her life!

Agreed. It does not taste anything like pineapple (whatever the company says )

 

[Bleurghgram]

She’s obviously been told by her new agency to go back to talking/voice over content. But my wordddd is she rusty at it. I always think she comes across more likeable when she is speaking but she just rambled for an entire story and then didn’t sell us on any of the benefits? Why are they being signed off

 

[ophelia1990]

Yeah there’s been a massive obvious shift toward voiceover videos. That accent is a bit put on though.

I would never buy that powder because she said it’s increased her energy. That girl is literally always talking about how she’s napping or is exhausted.

 

[Honeypot172]

her hat saying the new minimal hahahahah there is bleeping nothing about her that is minimal

 

[HungryHippo]

her hat saying the new minimal hahahahah there is bleeping nothing about her that is minimal

Well maybe her tolerance for her own children…

 

[experiencesandlifestyle]

Hannah Gale, a masterclass in advertising and brand advocacy

exhibit a): Delonghi’s “I hate my kids” Christmas activation

“The Delonghi Magnifica Evo makes all my favourite hot drinks and is compact enough to not take up a lot of space in my 6x4 foot cell” - K Matthews, influencer”
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Exhibit B: Hannah, whose breakfasts exclusively consist of pastries and sugary coffees, somehow lands a gig promoting a powdered health supplement.

The previous month Donald Trump is re-elected as President. Hannah decides to wear a red cap in the sponcon video, which makes her look like a MAGA crackpot as she delivers a completely unconvincing spiel about nutrition, downing revolting green slop that looks like blended moss.

 

[BillieR]

Sorry I've not seen the content directly, just these few comments on tattle, but surely she needs to be very careful as a medical student selling wellness supplements on her social media. Particularly if making claims that there are any kind of health benefits to any of the shite she's trying to make people buy

 

[influencerbore]

Sorry I've not seen the content directly, just these few comments on tattle, but surely she needs to be very careful as a medical student selling wellness supplements on her social media. Particularly if making claims that there are any kind of health benefits to any of the shite she's trying to make people buy

‘If’ she qualifies she needs to be bloody careful.
I’m more astounded that little miss pastry thinks anyone believes she drinks this stuff!

 

[Kat_Valentine]

‘If’ she qualifies she needs to be bloody careful.
I’m more astounded that little miss pastry thinks anyone believes she drinks this stuff!

Exactly! It’s a bit of an odd alignment isn’t it? She hardly gives wellness girly vibes.

 

[Lola123]

Sorry I've not seen the content directly, just these few comments on tattle, but surely she needs to be very careful as a medical student selling wellness supplements on her social media. Particularly if making claims that there are any kind of health benefits to any of the shite she's trying to make people buy

Hannah? Careful? On social media?

That ship sailed long ago

 

[ophelia1990]

She really does look very MAGA when you glance at her

 

[Maria1212]

Exactly! It’s a bit of an odd alignment isn’t it? She hardly gives wellness girly vibes.

Her pale bloated face makes her look sick as a dog.

 

[CoraSP]

Hannah? Careful? On social media?

That ship sailed long ago

Yes around the time she shared her dry busom in the bath, but possibly when she refused to delete a racist phrase from her blog despite being made aware of it several times.

 

[TheLastLolo]

Why does she find it so difficult to smile normally? She looks spiteful and like a creature trying to appear human...

 

[TheLastLolo]

Ooo quick order some more tit off asos whilst giving your children things you found in the street for Christmas.

 

[UsernameLeah]

I don't know why (actually, I do: astigmatism) but I read her "virgo" ring as "cringe" and thought, well, for once in her life she bought herself something that fits perfectly.

 

[belle0610]

She’s finished uni yet is whining she has Sooo much to do, try working full time with kids Hannah

 

[Pamalamadingdong]

Remembers a nail appointment for more tit manicures, orders herself three things she doesn't need from asos, adds a lamp to her own Christmas list......forgets her kids Christmas jumper day.
Also what is that about being frazzled? Cause all of the above really screams of being overworked and burnout doesn't it....

 

[ophelia1990]

I hold down a full time job and have been in hospital this week but I remembered Christmas jumper day for my kid.
She just doesn’t want to. They’re not her priority therefore she doesn’t care. Their events are not on her radar.
What is she frazzled about anyway? She doesn’t work, she’s at uni part time. Use a bleeping iPhone calendar and get organised.

I’m being dramatic but it’s little things like this that you remember - always being the kid in uniform on non uniform days etc. Again being dramatic but they all add up to equal “she didn’t care enough to remember”