Goodman Sisters #3 Brighton slapper wishes she were Annie, can’t cast love spells with a baggy fanny

Will Lozza's instagram career ever raise enough cash to fix her prolapse?

  • Never

    Votes: 22 19.8%

  • Not a chance in hell

    Votes: 25 22.5%

  • Fat chance

    Votes: 2 1.8%

  • She wishes

    Votes: 4 3.6%

  • Only if she robs her grandparents.......again

    Votes: 58 52.3%
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    111
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Lizzy 93 said:
I worry when she said he’s aware of everything, she has pointed to the screen and says your daddy is there playing on tv look there he is
He’s not allowed to come Kairo because his wife will not let him
I really do worry what she has told him
Scary scenes
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You’re right, she is definitely going to be one of those mums filling her kids head full of shite! It would never work Kyle being in his life. For me it just shows even more how much Annie has got it together, bringing their boys up out of the spotlight helping them become well balanced individuals.
 
His wee hair looks all greasy like it needs washed his clothes are too big and look like they need ironed and I know it’s each to their own but he’s a wee blondie wouldn’t he look cute in pale blue or wee denims and white tshirt and white trainers? If I had that kinda cash he would be dressed so cute!!
Also when she finally shows his face and he still doesn’t want to know or get any reaction from Annie then what?
im sorry but no one fucking cares what he looks like at this point she isn’t a celeb neither is kiaro and see in what 5 years time no one will know who Kyle Walker is either he will be retired and the younger ones coming up behind him
 
spilllltheteeee said:
His wee hair looks all greasy like it needs washed his clothes are too big and look like they need ironed and I know it’s each to their own but he’s a wee blondie wouldn’t he look cute in pale blue or wee denims and white tshirt and white trainers? If I had that kinda cash he would be dressed so cute!!
Also when she finally shows his face and he still doesn’t want to know or get any reaction from Annie then what?
im sorry but no one fucking cares what he looks like at this point she isn’t a celeb neither is kiaro and see in what 5 years time no one will know who Kyle Walker is either he will be retired and the younger ones coming up behind him
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His hair to me looks brown with blonde through it almost looks like high lights but he didn’t get his hair colour from Walker 🤣 so I don’t know why she bangs on about it. Isla is pure blonde. Lauren seems to forget rrr have their mums side to inherit things from and Annie isn’t obsessed with Kyle that their boys only look and take after him & his side 😂
Lauren dresses that boy terribly but I suppose her own dress sense is brutal And that house is an absolute tip🤮🤮
 
titan22 said:
His hair to me looks brown with blonde through it almost looks like high lights but he didn’t get his hair colour from Walker 🤣 so I don’t know why she bangs on about it.
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Not to defend Loz but Cairo is likely blonde because of Kyle and Lauryn equally because the gene for blonde hair is recessive not dominant. Kyle’s mum is a blonde, it is almost guaranteed that she gave him that recessive gene meaning that while Kyle isn’t blonde, he has the ability to in the right circumstances have blonde children. Hence, mixing with another blonde recessive gene from Annie’s side or Lauryn’s side would create a blonde child. Without Kyle having a blonde gene in his gene pool, it is unlikely that without a mutation, any of his children could be blonde.
 
TheLadyTea said:
Not to defend Loz but Cairo is likely blonde because of Kyle and Lauryn equally because the gene for blonde hair is recessive not dominant. Kyle’s mum is a blonde, it is almost guaranteed that she gave him that recessive gene meaning that while Kyle isn’t blonde, he has the ability to in the right circumstances have blonde children. Hence, mixing with another blonde recessive gene from Annie’s side or Lauryn’s side would create a blonde child. Without Kyle having a blonde gene in his gene pool, it is unlikely that without a mutation, any of his children could be blonde.
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I didn’t know his mum was blonde, makes sense then why she pushes the blonde hair 🤣 gosh she’s fucking obsessed she must know every detail about the walkers. Pity she didn’t put that energy into actually rearing giro
 
TheLadyTea said:
Yeah, Kyle posted happy Mother’s Day to her and Lozza went off 🤣
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I remember that😂 I didn’t take in what she looked like 🤣 I thought my stalking skills were top notch but clearly I’m no match for Lauren 🤣

We know she reads here so we know she knows that we all know the actual truth the whole truth and nothing but the truth 😂😂 but she continues to lie about everything 🤔 total narcissist, poor giro will never know what love really is
 
#youwillneverbeherhoney 😍🔥

Sians also posted some stories wishing their mum happy birthday of all the family clearly having the best time. Imagine Lozza ever posting something similar for Carronn 🤣😏😏
 

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TheLadyTea said:
She sticks with her day ones to prove that she’s loyal in the hopes that Kyle will realise that she’s been the one for him since…………

Day one #infinitypool #walker
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I really need a sit down interview with the walkers a documentary even
So Kyle, how did you meet some girl Lairen
“ she was non stop in my dms for over a decade and one night as a laugh I replied and she came flying over the next day I was shocked”
 
Hi Lairen, I’ve just clicked as to why you want Giro to have an accent as RRR have one I’ve just heard their little voices on Sians story
He’s not allowed to sound like he’s from Brighton is he.
Sigh poor OG
Happy birthdays to Cyle Walkers mother in law by marriage not by 10 year fantasy
 

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