Goodman Sisters #3 Brighton slapper wishes she were Annie, can’t cast love spells with a baggy fanny

Will Lozza's instagram career ever raise enough cash to fix her prolapse?

  • Never

    Votes: 22 19.8%
  • Not a chance in hell

    Votes: 25 22.5%
  • Fat chance

    Votes: 2 1.8%
  • She wishes

    Votes: 4 3.6%
  • Only if she robs her grandparents.......again

    Votes: 58 52.3%

  • Total voters
    111
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Noooooooooooooooooo
He’s 2 but he’s not silly wtf does that mean l?
He probs thinks his daddy lives inside the telly every time he’s on she will be like that’s ur daddy!!
She should have mum guilt using her child for financial gain it’s vile
Exactly messiah is 2 but understands everything apparently
Hope he understands his mother is a prozzie
The fact she claims she’s being held back makes me laugh
As a mother why does she feel nothing is her responsibility ?
As a mother she could have moved in the interim we know she loves an invoice
As a mother she hasn’t really done much for him and now she’s exploiting him on Instagram
Clap clap clap
 
Exactly messiah is 2 but understands everything apparently
Hope he understands his mother is a prozzie
The fact she claims she’s being held back makes me laugh
As a mother why does she feel nothing is her responsibility ?
As a mother she could have moved in the interim we know she loves an invoice
As a mother she hasn’t really done much for him and now she’s exploiting him on Instagram
Clap clap clap

Just baffling why you would set up an insta account for a 2 year old hoping he ll make her more money, treating him like a performing circus animal.

Maybe get a job Lauryn, you're going to need one in 15/16 years time!

The Walker surname isn't hoping to get him anywhere, she's ruining that wee boys life, the greedy selfish cow. Ffs look at the eldest Beckham child, he is ridiculed relentlessly on a daily basis, she's setting that boy up for the same and not even anywhere near the same levels of fame as the beckhams. She has no fucking clue, this is what happens when you leave stupid in charge of a child's welfare

Those jeans look like my ‘mum jeans’
Don’t fit very well but are comfy and only cost £12 - Tu at Tesco.

I was thinking the same, plus the slits at the bottom, she looks a state

ANNNDDDD she's back to private just as predicted.

Absolutely fucking weirdo that lassie
 
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When she's posted that pish about adding everyone who is pending to cairos insta, she's a shameless hussy. She hasn't actually accepted anyone yet she's obviously trying to work out how many followers he will get and how she can cash in. All people to be accepted apparently.

Sorry but there is no way on this earth I would follow the insta account of a 2 year old, it's just plain weird, my siblings would never allow their small children to have an Instagram account, absolutely no way.

Lauryn has shown time and time again what an awful parent she is turning out yo be, that poor boys only parent and exploiting him because she's a big massive failure
 
This mornings crap for anyone interested 😴
 

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So basically she has realised she is poison and nothing she promotes will come to fruition or earn her a standard of living.. So she is going to focus on monetising her child…
1) He loses all of the privacy she has carefully protected and now gives no fucks about.
2) Behind the scenes she can move into Kyle & Annie’s house they have provided but make it look like it due to the success of Cash Kids page
3) She can carry on peddling her poison through his account, as who will troll a kid… she will be hoping for collabs with a nice troll free account…..


I give in just ordered one for myself 🤣🤣🤣
Dying!! even my 11 year old said, why is that lady wearing a morph suit
 
But all her wee minions on insta say she's the best mami evaaaa. Ffs they must be really shite parents themselves if they think lauryn is the best mami who eva lived
All the way from Spain and Jamaica

Project Mbappe obviously 🤣🤣🤣🤣 honest to god whats went wrong in her life that she is such a sad desperado. Her parents have a lot to answer for failing her miserably and shes about to do the same with her sprog
Obviously 🙄 she wants people to say no project cy walker
 
We seem to be the only ones concerned her friends and sisters seem to encourage her madness
At this point it’s scary… she is seriously delusional to the point it’s going to affect that little boy. Imagine Annie going on like this, and she has 3 boys to Kyle. Lauryn needs to get it into her head he will NEVER have the relationship with Kairo that he has with his sons they’re a family unit and he’s been with them since birth. If she doesn’t move on, she will be the one responsible for Kairos rejection issues!
 
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