Gizzi Erskine #3 Upper-middle class wellness equivalent of a MDMA bender in Magaluf

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matchakitkat said:
Oooooooffffffff, that’s a shocking, nonsensical ad. So many questions:

Why does she eat the ice creams like a sea gull?
Why is the camera work and handling of the product so bad?
No subtitles?
How much was she paid for this tripe?
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I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, making good content is hard and, just because you’ve been on the telly a bit it does not make you a professional content creator. It’s a totally different technical skill set and you don’t have dozens of people BTS making you look good so if you and your boyfriend can’t do it then you need to find someone to work with who can.
I do actually feel sorry for her, she clearly needs the cash, unless her boyfriend is a secret trust fund kid he’s clearly not earning a lot from the band so she thinks she has to take these gigs. Unfortunately you can tell she hates doing it and it’s not going to help her credibility.
 
skronkywildcat said:
I get the feeling she made the ad tit on purpose because she was annoyed at the brand’s demands (the naff script etc).
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I think you’re being very generous! The level of production value and creativity is very much in line with her normal content. To make it tit on purpose she would need to be able to demonstrate that she knows what good is. Also, she wasn’t at gun point- she had a choice.
 
skronkywildcat said:
I get the feeling she made the ad tit on purpose because she was annoyed at the brand’s demands (the naff script etc).
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Maybe it's a stage in the next Apprentice series? Here are some shiny, new hopefuls who have to create a marketing campaign starring the washed up old well known chef Gizzi Erskine, Food critic Grace Dent and some shite ice cream.

Instead of blaming one another, they'll be complaining about the 'talent'.
 
OK I am DYING at her latest post, which is basically just a carousel of Audrey Hepburn (and some other gorgeous stars) cooking… with the very clear implication that she looks like her.

Her narcissism is unrivaled, and not helped by the sycophants in the comments. But shout out to the one person (hopefully a Tattler, hello you!) who called her out.
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Honestly I would be mortified if this was me. Especially as AH is just so skinny and Gizzi very clearly is not… it’s just mental making this comparison. When I was in my 20s I had long hair and I’m fairly tall, so I got a lot of “ooh you remind me of Jerry Hall” but I would never dream to compare myself to her - putting up photos of her would be the height of arrogance. I wish! Honestly Gizzi is such an egomaniac
 

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