Oh my god. Vile. Not a thought about hoping the baby is healthy and the birth all goes well. ‘Venus flytrap’ and ‘dropped lasagne’?! I had an episiotomy after I had my son, he was being a wee minx and got himself into difficulties
and the episiotomy didn’t heal properly as I was rushed back into hospital after I had him. I’ve been traumatised about that for a long time. My
hole of an ex said my downstairs looked like a ‘hedgehog which has been run over’ even referring to it as roadkill in front of his family. So I am pretty
bleeping sensitive to this sort of thing. I used to really like Gorks and Gemma. What a vain, self absorbed pair they truly are. Hope they eventually learn there’s more to life that shaving your Fanny or making sure yourself miserable to keep skinny FOR A MAN