Gabriella Lindley #81 Oh, Gabbeh.

[Juststopit]

Cam is so gross and crass it really gives off huge incel vibes. You don’t know why they didn’t call a shop poundtown? Oh idk, maybe it’s because it’s not relevant at all to the shop or the items it sells? Jesus Christ grow up and get a grip

Let's just thank our lucky stars she didn't see a poundstretcher

 

[urfavepisces]

Poundtown is a slang term for having a very good rough shag ie getting pounded. Honestly sounds like something neither of them have had in their lives.

She makes me regret the day I started learning English

 

[viggle]

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no comment in the puerile caption, but why the duck are they on a tour of all the discount shops? Iceland and now Poundland? Is this Gabby's equivalent of introducing cam to target and Walmart? And why is this the only thing cam thinks is interesting enough to comment on?

She did not make up that joke, I’ve seen it before on a meme. Soz Cam, did you think you were original?

 

[Anotherone]

Looks like they're having a wild time in Brighton
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I'm cringing so hard as sCam trying to "clap back" at this h8r
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We all know her inner hillbilly typical sunday grill dude is extremely happy to have found this store.

I honestly don't think Gabby is with her otherwise she'd have posted something too - I bet she's vegging out at home and Cam is exploring by herself

And yes, she maybe alone exploring because Gabbeh is in bed sew very ill jet lagging.

 

[Juststopit]

I don't know why but I'm really tickled by the idea of Alan wandering Brighton alone, popping into budget supermarkets for a nosey, snapping photos of freezers thinking how much her huge podcast audience will appreciate her snarky humour

 

[Fillyjonk]

If Gabby is there, do you think she's got her granny trolley for their shopping?

 

[capriallie]

If Gabby is there, do you think she's got her granny trolley for their shopping?

Remember when she was spotted in the wild by a tattler with her trolley and big coat next to farrow & ball

 

[Fillyjonk]

Remember when she was spotted in the wild by a tattler with her trolley and big coat next to farrow & ball

What a day that was! Classic Gabby.

 

[Celery16]

Ooh yes, I’ve got the screenshot.
My phone photos are literally 50% Gabbie screenshots

 

[Jasminexx02]

The fact Gabboo hates her father when she has a carbon copy of his personality will never not be funny to me.
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By the way, did you know we are almost at our 5 year anniversary for Gabby threads? You are som funny witches, I've just been cackling at the thread titles. #32 reminds me of the Beatles' White Album

Gabriella Lindley - aka VelvetGhstedByAllMates
#2 - Gh0sted by her boyfriend, keeps moving flats, buys lots of tat
#3 - Broken nose, paint fume woes, pooped in a box and everybody knows
#4 - Painting obsessed, life is a mess, did I mention my PO Box address?
#5 - Tinned tomatoes and bacon fat, spent £395k on a flat full of tat
#6 - Social isolation, paint inhalation, check out my room transformation
#7 - Tweet deleter, animal crossing cheater, hoarder of Nelson's excreter
#8 - Crying on the loo, flat stinks of poo, sorry Gobbie Jane can't come to rescue you!
#9 - Nice one Gabby, that singing made my baby cry
#10 - lockdown perfection, no human connection, but got my B12 injection
#11 - Caught breaking government guidelines, Jane's hiding in the sidelines!
#12 - She's gallstone-y, but we know she's a phony
#13 - eat what I like and deal with the pain, that's right I'm insane
#14 - Hambugs and cobblestones, balayage and insta moans
#15 - She's a phoney, she's a fake, jaw as sharp as a Jaffa Cake
#16 - I delete my tweets, I'm SO neat, have you heard I hate the heat?
#17 - brat overfeeds her cat, eats like a rat and marches round her flat
#18 - This little piggy cried until Jane drove all the way to Hove
#19 - Juniper Moon, business tycoon, don't follow her account too soon
#20 - made up fella, using Nellie's anus to contact Zoella
#21 There's Margot, Celeste & Gavin the ghost...
#22 - See you sewn Jewniper Mewn, off to eat bacon & sleep until newn
#23 - Loving lockdown, closed her shop down
#24 - copycat art, lasagne bath, blocking to deal with the aftermath
#25 - closing shop, followers drop, must be time for another op?
#26 - Wee scummy trolls on the attack, Jewniper Jane will sue you new the mean and back
#27 - New collection from juniper moon? Bet she won't address plagiarism allegations anytime soon
#28 - Monika's collecshun is my inspirashun. Dis I mention my operashun?
#29 - Oh Christmas Tree, no Christmas tree, Gabby's got NO Christmas tree
#30 - Juniper Jane ravels by train, Gabbie is having an operashun again
#32 -
#33 - Bl0cked! The Loosical - A Fabulous Story of Little Miss Pooinabox
#34 - Empath? You're havin' a laugh! Get back in your lasagne bath
#35 - Jane would drive 500 miles and Jane would drive 500 more
#36 - Hammy Trotter and the Prisoners of Gabkaban
#37 - International Shipping Expert
#38 - Butternut squash for a head, only relevant because of this thread
#39 - Can buy friends, can buy bots, but nobody forgets what she did in a box
#40 - Shame her friends are playing emergency cricket
#41 - Hamsexual
#42 - Delete this thread before I take legal action
#43 - The only disrespect here is her outfit
#44 - Gab's gone mad for off links, is it her box or attitude that stinks
#45 - I'm sad because I can't eat crisps
#46 - Another operation and complication, sausage and gravy segregation
#47 - I'd rather be me my darling, have a lovely day sweetie pie
#48 - Mirabell, Mirabell on the wall, Gabby's the biggest two of all
#49 - Grace? All the Grace of a reversing dump truck without any tyres on
#50 - Flop shop, too much stock, did you know I had an Op?
#51 - Live, laugh, Lasagne Bath
#52 - Who's gonna tell her? Grandad's secret ingredient is salmonella
#53 - Hewcus Pewcus, your launch is attrewshus
#54 This tweet has been deleted
#55 - The best way new spread Christmas cheer is new have surgery at the end of the year
#56 - Fairytale of New Pork
#57 - 100k richer but everyone's ditched her
#58 - album: done, hair: in a bun, friends: none
#59 - moan, moan, moan, moan, moan, moan, moan, moan
#60 - Flippers are out, bolognese is congealed. Who's that? It's Philip Schofield
#61 - The one where she finally leaves the house
#62 - I got 99 sewfas and an obese son
#63 - risking her life for a £3 movie... cewt
#64 - Salt
#65 - Doesn't vibe with Aries. Calls vaginas fairies
#66 - iWork (iPromise)
#67 - Total nutter, snacking on butter, career down the gutter
#68 - sew much pain, help me Jane, faking birthday cards but can't spell her name
#69 - Buttergate, Summer hate, making her period a personality trait
#70 - Little Miss Bitter Butter witch
#71 - Festerning at Jane's morn until noon, socials as dead as Jewniper Mewn
#72 - They tried to make me gew to reham, I said new new new
#73 - I'm the Margot of the friendship group
#74 - That's just hew I ham
#75 - Operashun in Spain, fallout with Jane, talking to a catfish online again
#76 - hellew yew
#77 - hambidextrous, peek a bewb playing rascal
#78 - Mewlin Rewge, New much feed, murder karaoke while I flash one bewb
#79 - New Pork City
#80 - In the US ignoring mum, instead she's doing Cam up the bum

I love how up until #75, any of those titles could've been used at any point in time and they would've still been relevant to what was going on with Gobs

 

[Oaklyn]

Dying at that list of titles and one of them is just called salt

What is the phillip schofield one about?

 

[Fillyjonk]

Dying at that list of titles and one of them is just called salt

What is the phillip schofield one about?

That's Jane. Someone once commented on her YouTube that Jane looks like him.

 

[Ugholhere]

We’ve had 60 threads since she came out with Juniper Mewn??

 

[Fillyjonk]

We’ve had 60 threads since she came out with Juniper Mewn??

It's so funny that we had more to talk about when she was doing nothing with no friends than now she has a "girlfriend" and is "travelling" and "slim" yet she's somehow 500 times more boring.

 

[Hereforgoss89]

Let's just thank our lucky stars she didn't see a poundstretcher

Or a b&m (s&m)
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Love that we aren’t seeing the beach, the lanes, the taj majal palace place (forgot it’s name) … no we get the riveting Poundland and Iceland content

 

[navybluewolf]

Or a b&m (s&m)
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Love that we aren’t seeing the beach, the lanes, the taj majal palace place (forgot it’s name) … no we get the riveting Poundland and Iceland content

The Royal Pavilion. Fun fact, it was used to house injured Sikh soldiers during ww2. They thought the setting might make them feel more at home.

 

[Blueblue123]

I just remembered I'm going Brighton this weekend. Hoping to see Alan and Gobby in the wild!

 

[Doc]

Dying at that list of titles and one of them is just called salt

What is the phillip schofield one about?

I can’t for the life of me remember what happened to inspire “made up fella, using Nellie's anus to contact Zoella” but the image of Gabby holding Nellie’s rotund arse out of the window as it fires out some kind of bat signal towards Zoella’s house just about killed me off

 

[Mooncalf]

all the past thread titles really are comedy gold

 

[Fillyjonk]

I can’t for the life of me remember what happened to inspire “made up fella, using Nellie's anus to contact Zoella” but the image of Gabby holding Nellie’s rotund arse out of the window as it fires out some kind of bat signal towards Zoella’s house just about killed me off

Was it the anal glands thing? I remember both of them chuntering on about their pets' butt juice but Zoe did it first so we thought Gob was using Nelly's smelly bum to segue back into conversation with her.