Gabriella Lindley #81 Oh, Gabbeh.

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WeeLassy12 said:
Imagine growing up to find out you have an Aunt you've never met and think she must live in the deep depths of Madagascar and then you find out she lives in Brighton and “UK trains are just sew tit”
Poor baby Jude, she flew further to go across states to see T Swift
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Unfortunately my youngest is going through this with my sister. My youngest was 3 last month and my sister who lives an hour away and who drives has never met her! If Gobs is gonna be a head barely there auntie I think its best for Jude if she just stays away completely. My eldest has met my sister 3/4 times (my eldest has just turned 9) and its horrible having to try and remind her who her auntie is when she does occasionally pop up!
 
Anotherone said:
I feel like Alan doesn't like cats, I mean, since she appeared Nel hasn't been with Gobz at all I think.
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Unless she has a severe allergy or something, shouldn’t she just get a grip? Cam expecting Gabby to remove Nelly from his home every time she visits is unbelievably selfish, and pathetic of Gabby to go along with it. I don’t know how old Nelly is, but how do they expect to ever move in together (I know they won’t last this long)? Is Cam never going to visit Gabby’s mum’s house? I wasn’t keen on dogs growing up but I still visited people who had them. If this is why Nelly is never there when Cam is, they both seriously need to grow up.
 
Nellie and especially her nephew will have better lives without Gabbie to be honest. Nellie finally gets to eat healthier and has other cats to play with. I know George is not the greatest either but based on what we see, he is able to hold on to relationships (romantic and platonic) has a stable job and has discipline to keep the weight off.

Hopefully George makes an effort to end the generational trauma her family clearly has. Their dad is a piece of work probably because he also didn’t have ideal parents. It will take Gabbie a huge miracle to be self-aware and work on herself in order to have a better life. Cam is not the one to do this with. She’s just as bad and maybe worse.
 
The fact Gabboo hates her father when she has a carbon copy of his personality will never not be funny to me.
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By the way, did you know we are almost at our 5 year anniversary for Gabby threads? You are som funny witches, I've just been cackling at the thread titles. #32 reminds me of the Beatles' White Album

Gabriella Lindley - aka VelvetGhstedByAllMates
#2 - Gh0sted by her boyfriend, keeps moving flats, buys lots of tat
#3 - Broken nose, paint fume woes, pooped in a box and everybody knows
#4 - Painting obsessed, life is a mess, did I mention my PO Box address?
#5 - Tinned tomatoes and bacon fat, spent £395k on a flat full of tat
#6 - Social isolation, paint inhalation, check out my room transformation
#7 - Tweet deleter, animal crossing cheater, hoarder of Nelson's excreter
#8 - Crying on the loo, flat stinks of poo, sorry Gobbie Jane can't come to rescue you!
#9 - Nice one Gabby, that singing made my baby cry
#10 - lockdown perfection, no human connection, but got my B12 injection
#11 - Caught breaking government guidelines, Jane's hiding in the sidelines!
#12 - She's gallstone-y, but we know she's a phony
#13 - eat what I like and deal with the pain, that's right I'm insane
#14 - Hambugs and cobblestones, balayage and insta moans
#15 - She's a phoney, she's a fake, jaw as sharp as a Jaffa Cake
#16 - I delete my tweets, I'm SO neat, have you heard I hate the heat?
#17 - brat overfeeds her cat, eats like a rat and marches round her flat
#18 - This little piggy cried until Jane drove all the way to Hove
#19 - Juniper Moon, business tycoon, don't follow her account too soon
#20 - made up fella, using Nellie's anus to contact Zoella
#21 There's Margot, Celeste & Gavin the ghost...
#22 - See you sewn Jewniper Mewn, off to eat bacon & sleep until newn
#23 - Loving lockdown, closed her shop down
#24 - copycat art, lasagne bath, blocking to deal with the aftermath
#25 - closing shop, followers drop, must be time for another op?
#26 - Wee scummy trolls on the attack, Jewniper Jane will sue you new the mean and back
#27 - New collection from juniper moon? Bet she won't address plagiarism allegations anytime soon
#28 - Monika's collecshun is my inspirashun. Dis I mention my operashun?
#29 - Oh Christmas Tree, no Christmas tree, Gabby's got NO Christmas tree
#30 - Juniper Jane ravels by train, Gabbie is having an operashun again
#32 -
#33 - Bl0cked! The Loosical - A Fabulous Story of Little Miss Pooinabox
#34 - Empath? You're havin' a laugh! Get back in your lasagne bath
#35 - Jane would drive 500 miles and Jane would drive 500 more
#36 - Hammy Trotter and the Prisoners of Gabkaban
#37 - International Shipping Expert
#38 - Butternut squash for a head, only relevant because of this thread
#39 - Can buy friends, can buy bots, but nobody forgets what she did in a box
#40 - Shame her friends are playing emergency cricket
#41 - Hamsexual
#42 - Delete this thread before I take legal action
#43 - The only disrespect here is her outfit
#44 - Gab's gone mad for off links, is it her box or attitude that stinks
#45 - I'm sad because I can't eat crisps
#46 - Another operation and complication, sausage and gravy segregation
#47 - I'd rather be me my darling, have a lovely day sweetie pie
#48 - Mirabell, Mirabell on the wall, Gabby's the biggest two of all
#49 - Grace? All the Grace of a reversing dump truck without any tyres on
#50 - Flop shop, too much stock, did you know I had an Op?
#51 - Live, laugh, Lasagne Bath
#52 - Who's gonna tell her? Grandad's secret ingredient is salmonella
#53 - Hewcus Pewcus, your launch is attrewshus
#54 This tweet has been deleted
#55 - The best way new spread Christmas cheer is new have surgery at the end of the year
#56 - Fairytale of New Pork
#57 - 100k richer but everyone's ditched her
#58 - album: done, hair: in a bun, friends: none
#59 - moan, moan, moan, moan, moan, moan, moan, moan
#60 - Flippers are out, bolognese is congealed. Who's that? It's Philip Schofield
#61 - The one where she finally leaves the house
#62 - I got 99 sewfas and an obese son
#63 - risking her life for a £3 movie... cewt
#64 - Salt
#65 - Doesn't vibe with Aries. Calls vaginas fairies
#66 - iWork (iPromise)
#67 - Total nutter, snacking on butter, career down the gutter
#68 - sew much pain, help me Jane, faking birthday cards but can't spell her name
#69 - Buttergate, Summer hate, making her period a personality trait
#70 - Little Miss Bitter Butter witch
#71 - Festerning at Jane's morn until noon, socials as dead as Jewniper Mewn
#72 - They tried to make me gew to reham, I said new new new
#73 - I'm the Margot of the friendship group
#74 - That's just hew I ham
#75 - Operashun in Spain, fallout with Jane, talking to a catfish online again
#76 - hellew yew
#77 - hambidextrous, peek a bewb playing rascal
#78 - Mewlin Rewge, New much feed, murder karaoke while I flash one bewb
#79 - New Pork City
#80 - In the US ignoring mum, instead she's doing Cam up the bum
 
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eelaii said:
Nellie and especially her nephew will have better lives without Gabbie to be honest. Nellie finally gets to eat healthier and has other cats to play with. I know George is not the greatest either but based on what we see, he is able to hold on to relationships (romantic and platonic) has a stable job and has discipline to keep the weight off.

Hopefully George makes an effort to end the generational trauma her family clearly has. Their dad is a piece of work probably because he also didn’t have ideal parents. It will take Gabbie a huge miracle to be self-aware and work on herself in order to have a better life. Cam is not the one to do this with. She’s just as bad and maybe worse.
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Agree, I’d like to think George has grown up a bit. I have guy friends who came out with some shocking things when we were younger - similar to what George has (swear they all thought the same tit was funny), but they’ve all grown up into decent men.

Props to him if he has, more than Gobs can say.
 
Doc said:
The fact Gabboo hates her father when she has a carbon copy of his personality will never not be funny to me.
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By the way, did you know we are almost at our 5 year anniversary for Gabby threads? You are som funny witches, I've just been cackling at the thread titles. #32 reminds me of the Beatles' White Album

Gabriella Lindley - aka VelvetGhstedByAllMates
#2 - Gh0sted by her boyfriend, keeps moving flats, buys lots of tat
#3 - Broken nose, paint fume woes, pooped in a box and everybody knows
#4 - Painting obsessed, life is a mess, did I mention my PO Box address?
#5 - Tinned tomatoes and bacon fat, spent £395k on a flat full of tat
#6 - Social isolation, paint inhalation, check out my room transformation
#7 - Tweet deleter, animal crossing cheater, hoarder of Nelson's excreter
#8 - Crying on the loo, flat stinks of poo, sorry Gobbie Jane can't come to rescue you!
#9 - Nice one Gabby, that singing made my baby cry
#10 - lockdown perfection, no human connection, but got my B12 injection
#11 - Caught breaking government guidelines, Jane's hiding in the sidelines!
#12 - She's gallstone-y, but we know she's a phony
#13 - eat what I like and deal with the pain, that's right I'm insane
#14 - Hambugs and cobblestones, balayage and insta moans
#15 - She's a phoney, she's a fake, jaw as sharp as a Jaffa Cake
#16 - I delete my tweets, I'm SO neat, have you heard I hate the heat?
#17 - brat overfeeds her cat, eats like a rat and marches round her flat
#18 - This little piggy cried until Jane drove all the way to Hove
#19 - Juniper Moon, business tycoon, don't follow her account too soon
#20 - made up fella, using Nellie's anus to contact Zoella
#21 There's Margot, Celeste & Gavin the ghost...
#22 - See you sewn Jewniper Mewn, off to eat bacon & sleep until newn
#23 - Loving lockdown, closed her shop down
#24 - copycat art, lasagne bath, blocking to deal with the aftermath
#25 - closing shop, followers drop, must be time for another op?
#26 - Wee scummy trolls on the attack, Jewniper Jane will sue you new the mean and back
#27 - New collection from juniper moon? Bet she won't address plagiarism allegations anytime soon
#28 - Monika's collecshun is my inspirashun. Dis I mention my operashun?
#29 - Oh Christmas Tree, no Christmas tree, Gabby's got NO Christmas tree
#30 - Juniper Jane ravels by train, Gabbie is having an operashun again
#32 -
#33 - Bl0cked! The Loosical - A Fabulous Story of Little Miss Pooinabox
#34 - Empath? You're havin' a laugh! Get back in your lasagne bath
#35 - Jane would drive 500 miles and Jane would drive 500 more
#36 - Hammy Trotter and the Prisoners of Gabkaban
#37 - International Shipping Expert
#38 - Butternut squash for a head, only relevant because of this thread
#39 - Can buy friends, can buy bots, but nobody forgets what she did in a box
#40 - Shame her friends are playing emergency cricket
#41 - Hamsexual
#42 - Delete this thread before I take legal action
#43 - The only disrespect here is her outfit
#44 - Gab's gone mad for off links, is it her box or attitude that stinks
#45 - I'm sad because I can't eat crisps
#46 - Another operation and complication, sausage and gravy segregation
#47 - I'd rather be me my darling, have a lovely day sweetie pie
#48 - Mirabell, Mirabell on the wall, Gabby's the biggest two of all
#49 - Grace? All the Grace of a reversing dump truck without any tyres on
#50 - Flop shop, too much stock, did you know I had an Op?
#51 - Live, laugh, Lasagne Bath
#52 - Who's gonna tell her? Grandad's secret ingredient is salmonella
#53 - Hewcus Pewcus, your launch is attrewshus
#54 This tweet has been deleted
#55 - The best way new spread Christmas cheer is new have surgery at the end of the year
#56 - Fairytale of New Pork
#57 - 100k richer but everyone's ditched her
#58 - album: done, hair: in a bun, friends: none
#59 - moan, moan, moan, moan, moan, moan, moan, moan
#60 - Flippers are out, bolognese is congealed. Who's that? It's Philip Schofield
#61 - The one where she finally leaves the house
#62 - I got 99 sewfas and an obese son
#63 - risking her life for a £3 movie... cewt
#64 - Salt
#65 - Doesn't vibe with Aries. Calls vaginas fairies
#66 - iWork (iPromise)
#67 - Total nutter, snacking on butter, career down the gutter
#68 - sew much pain, help me Jane, faking birthday cards but can't spell her name
#69 - Buttergate, Summer hate, making her period a personality trait
#70 - Little Miss Bitter Butter witch
#71 - Festerning at Jane's morn until noon, socials as dead as Jewniper Mewn
#72 - They tried to make me gew to reham, I said new new new
#73 - I'm the Margot of the friendship group
#74 - That's just hew I ham
#75 - Operashun in Spain, fallout with Jane, talking to a catfish online again
#76 - hellew yew
#77 - hambidextrous, peek a bewb playing rascal
#78 - Mewlin Rewge, New much feed, murder karaoke while I flash one bewb
#79 - New Pork City
#80 - In the US ignoring mum, instead she's doing Cam up the bum
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Hahahaha this is absolutely amazing, what a trip down memory lane. Made me snort into my tea this morning. 😂
 
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