Gabriella Lindley #34 Empath? You havin’ a laugh? Get back in your lasagne bath!

[doinkazoid23]

£8 for an A5 Print

Unfortunately Ladies she will be lapping this up, they are lapping up her new collection. I managed to get her starting numbers as i was on it (remember when we could go to concerts/gigs and had to queue online to get tickets - i miss that thrill)

In her first half an hour she has sold: (starting stock number is in the brackets for those interested)

31 x Be Kind BLACK Sticker (250)
40 x Be Kind PINK Sticker (250)
21 x Be The Reason Sticker (150)
32 x Bloom and Grow Sticker (150)
27 x Chance to Fly Sticker (150)
29 x Dreams Sticker (150)
45 x Good Vibes Sticker (150)
26 x I Need Space BLACK Sticker (150)
32 x I Need Space WHITE Sticker (150)
41 x Look For The Rainbow Sticker (150)
14 x OK BLACK Sticker (150)
16 x OK YELLOW Sticker (150)
20 x Rain Makes Flowers Grow Sticker (150)
3 x Really Cute Cat Sticker (200)
9 x Really Cute Dog Sticker (200)
32 x Rewrite The Stars Sticker (150)
17 x Tea and Biscuits Sticker (200)

14 x Wonderful Card (200)

32 x Bloom and Grow Print (90)
23 x Flowers Grow Print (95)
12 x Good Vibes Only Print (100)
12 x Love Is All Around Print (101)
10 x OK Print (200)
76 x You’re So Golden Print (200)
13 x You Are Wonderful Print (100)


P.s She seemed to have forgotten about her You're So Golden Totes, the incredible brunch print, and the Be Kind and tea and biscuit pins she originally planned lol

Oh duck that's a lot of money she's making, ugh she doesn't deserve it at all. Makes me so mad that she thinks she's successful with her shop when in actual fact she'd have sold naff all if she didn't have her followers and a ready made customer base.

 

[RateItOutOfTen]

Oh duck that's a lot of money she's making, ugh she doesn't deserve it at all. Makes me so mad that she thinks she's successful with her shop when in actual fact she'd have sold naff all if she didn't have her followers and a ready made customer base.

I know i was shocked too, i'll keep you all updated how she gets on. I dread to think how much she will make, especially when she's charging £8 for a 57p print

EDIT: Physically want to throw up she's taken £3,652.50 in an HOUR (on just her new collection)

 

[BananaPenguin]

“I only upload on YouTube when I really want to”
See also: “I only upload on YouTube when I really want to... sell you something”
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Gobby, as much as you want it to be, that's not your face.

 

[IrishName]

Why does she seem to order a random number of products? Surely you'd order 50 or 100 of something not like 103. So weird.

Probably got bacon grease on some of them.

 

[cookiesandcream027]

Oh no, she 100% manipulated Jane to come back down saying something like "mummy, I'm launching sew many things on Jewniper mewn, plus releasing a necklace AND recording music, I need help with the boring grunt work of a small business."

I think the fact that Jane lives with that prick of Gobbs dad, can also contribute to her why she is trying to escape from there, running to take care of her adult baby. Not sure if Gobbs place is sew better tho. Hope she will start spending more time with Geowge and Zoes-look-a-like, just to see Gobby flip out.

 

[Doc]

Guizzzze I know it’s galling that she’s making so much coin but that’s literally all she has going for her. She has no proper friends, no relationship, an ugly and bitter personality, permanent dissatisfaction, strange family dynamic, a cat that just about scrapes through its depressed life everyday.

No amount of money can buy what she will never have. Just “stuff”. Honestly who will give a tit about her crappy shop this time next year.

 

[Milliemilmil]

I know i was shocked too, i'll keep you all updated how she gets on. I dread to think how much she will make, especially when she's charging £8 for a 57p print

EDIT: Physically want to throw up she's taken £3,652.50 in an HOUR (on just her new collection)

just me that doesn’t feel any ounce of jealousy towards it? It’s spent on crap from Oliver bonas and crisps. A lifetime of unhappiness. I’d rather be a little bit skint and living my dreamy life, plus she’s definitely going to spend the rest of her life scrabbling for money.

 

[ChatNoir]

I like the fact she looks like she has Tipp-Ex on her nails.

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Lol, proportion wise this means that either the cup is the size of a forearm or the biscuits are the size of a large fingernail. WTF. There's a difference between having a "naif" style and that...

 

[Wickedtown]

Switched off after having to endure her describing all five of her A5 prints as "sewper cewt" FIVE TIMES IN A ROW

 

[Alrighthunxo]

More than 300 people jumped ship after she revealed that her mum drove half way down the country to feed her a plate of crisps. The income from the new collection will probably be spent on buying more followers.

 

[Doc]

Switched off after having to endure her describing all five of her A5 prints as "sewper cewt" FIVE TIMES IN A ROW

SEWPER CEWT LITTLE

 

[hereforthedrama1]

Was watching a vlog she uploaded back in November last year and came across these comments! There’s absolutely no way she would do extra packaging for free and secondly, damn she can’t even reply to an email! Must be sew sew sew busy scoffing ham

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Imagine having to ass kiss so much that you're GRATEFUL that she is showing basic customer service skills

 

[Bluejeanzz]

Title: “our new collection”.
First 2 mins: “I run an online shop”
So is it our or I, gabs?

 

[Fillyjonk]

She only says "our" and "we" because Jewniper Jane has to do most of the actual work. I wouldn't be surprised if Jane comes up with most or the ideas and Scabby just goggles who to copy before a five minute faff on Procreate

 

[RateItOutOfTen]

My thoughts are with dear Jane while she packs all the orders today while Gabby stands behind her cracking the whip munching on an indefinite amount of crisps and complaining about how busy she is.

 

[hereforthedrama1]

If she was the passionate about playing shop or this album as she makes out, she would make time. If I had to opportunity to make an album, I'd be doing it 24/7/. If you love something that much, it doesn't feel like work

 

[Cyclophage]

Her mouth must feel constantly swollen with tongue ulcers from all the crisps! She desperately needs some fruit and veg, and no Gab, you won’t die from not eating beige every five minutes.

 

[not fussed at all]

So tempted to log all the screenshots and dob Jewniper Jane in to the piggies (not the ones you can eat goober) for breaking rules continuously. All the evidence is there since Gob’s is painfully stupid and can’t keep up with her lies and constant need for attention to post on social media. It’s a shame though because Gabbo wouldn’t really bat an eyelid if her mum got in trouble.Hope you’re reading this Gabbie You’re tacky and I hate you xoxo (better get deleting )

I'd dog Gobster, I'd leave Jane out of it

 

[lira]

Title: “our new collection”.
First 2 mins: “I run an online shop”
So is it our or I, gabs?

She says our becos us troll babies do most of the admin for her. She can't be helped on her poor designs tho, our tattle trolls are tew talented for her little brain to register.

 

[not fussed at all]

Oh no, she 100% manipulated Jane to come back down saying something like "mummy, I'm launching sew many things on Jewniper mewn, plus releasing a necklace AND recording music, I need help with the boring grunt work of a small business."

Gobster is 100% the reason I don't want children