Gabriella Lindley #17 brat overfeeds her cat, eats like a rat and marches round her flat

[Doc]

If Jane's down then where is she sleeping?? Jokes about that tiny cupboard aside, if she's doing all this in the office/guest room then where is Jane? The sofa? Sharing her bed?

She hangs like a bat over the stairs.

 

[Too Much]

It was a What I Eat in a Day video
Around 1:43

What I Eat in a Day: Bacon

 

[snowfairy17]

whenever she tweets, write a IG caption or vlog, it’s always mum and I this, mum and I that, like that’s just sad. She has nobody else! She can’t blame Covid for the lack of socialising either

Or “we” if she wants to make it mysterious

 

[Gossipgirl92]

What I Eat in a Day: Bacon

She says in this vlog ‘I only order from Ocado to buy all this bacon’

 

[VanessaH]

She's deleted that IG story now of her saying the task rabbit is coming and only has the one where she said she's broken down like 900 times trying to put it together.

 

[Notyourpityparty]

Didn’t gabby and Jane have two double beds when they went on holiday but still slept in the same bed? Wouldn’t be surprised if Jane and her are top and tailing

 

[Rubadubdub]

 

[chunkylover53]

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do i spy plant lady's plants in the bottom left box?

 

[Victoria sponge cake]

What I Eat in a Day: Bacon

Jesus no wonder she failed so bad doing these fad diets. Firstly she gets up at 3am because she fancied some toast so used that as one “point” then goes on to say she doesn’t bother counting milk and as a point because “you need calcium in your diet” well no bleeping tit Sherlock, but what’s the point in having a point system if you’re going to ignore it

 

[lira]

Jesus no wonder she failed so bad doing these fad diets. Firstly she gets up at 3am because she fancied some toast so used that as one “point” then goes on to say she doesn’t bother counting milk and as a point because “you need calcium in your diet” well no bleeping tit Sherlock, but what’s the point in having a point system if you’re going to ignore it

She cheated herself so many times on that diet, it was ridiculous. Funny how she doesn't bother counting milk as it's a necessity, what would she have done if fruit had points? She wouldn't be able to sit there eating an entire punnet of strawbs for dessert.

 

[Alrighthunxo]

She cheated herself so many times on that diet, it was ridiculous. Funny how she doesn't bother counting milk as it's a necessity, what would she have done if fruit had points? She wouldn't be able to sit there eating an entire punnet of strawbs for dessert.

One time she said she didn't count milk in cereal because she didn't drink it... as if the cereal didn't absorb any of the milk at all

 

[msbluebell]

One time she said she didn't count milk in cereal because she didn't drink it... as if the cereal didn't absorb any of the milk at all

And I guess she throws the milk down the sink because she is so good with money.

 

[Sassyvic23]

I bet Jane has to share the bed with her now that the second bedroom became an office. This reminds me of Norma and Norman from Bates Motel, when a 18 yo man slept in his mums bed spooning her Except Gob has a stuffed penguin to cuddle so Janie is safe on that front

 

[Alrighthunxo]

This appeared as an ad on my FB:

Knew there was something fishy about that jam sandwich tweet!
I'm onto you, and your brand, Gabby.

 

[Back rolls]

I might be wrong but I always thought she “didn’t count the milk because it was calcium” because she got that from slimming world... with slimming world it’s a healthy extra a and you’re allowed so much a day. I think she wanted the best of both plans. She had moved on from SW and slagged it off at this point before describing WW as the best thing ever. Basically the same cycle she goes through every time

 

[judgejohndeed]

I might be wrong but I always thought she “didn’t count the milk because it was calcium” because she got that from slimming world... with slimming world it’s a healthy extra a and you’re allowed so much a day. I think she wanted the best of both plans. She had moved on from SW and slagged it off at this point before describing WW as the best thing ever. Basically the same cycle she goes through every time

She didn’t follow either of them properly and she also refused to weigh or measure any food. Like she would call a huge dollop of honey ‘1 teaspoon’ or just not count it at all

 

[Alrighthunxo]

I might be wrong but I always thought she “didn’t count the milk because it was calcium” because she got that from slimming world... with slimming world it’s a healthy extra a and you’re allowed so much a day. I think she wanted the best of both plans. She had moved on from SW and slagged it off at this point before describing WW as the best thing ever. Basically the same cycle she goes through every time

She should make merch with the phrase "Have your cake and eat it too" on it and be done with it.
Funny, truthful, people would buy it. She won't because she can't admit she's a greedy guts

 

[Ejo27]

I bet her dad is driving down to fix her shoddy DIY job

 

[navybluewolf]

I bet Jane has to share the bed with her now that the second bedroom became an office. This reminds me of Norma and Norman from Bates Motel, when a 18 yo man slept in his mums bed spooning her Except Gob has a stuffed penguin to cuddle so Janie is safe on that front

Didn't Gobby say that was one of her favourite tv programmes? Now we know why, it's inspiring for her!

 

[Back rolls]

She didn’t follow either of them properly and she also refused to weigh or measure any food. Like she would call a huge dollop of honey ‘1 teaspoon’ or just not count it at all

She definitely did this with cheese and butter and stuff too! Never weighed anything and was like oh it’s one point and it was clearly more than one points worth. Then ditched slimming world cos she couldn’t have treats and a blowout every week