Formula 1 Wags #230 No Brazil Slaghouse, but there's still a triple-HEADer on the table 🍆

[pastafasta]

Looks like Kika can go back to bed now. No orgasms today.

 

[monza]

Oh Pear

 

[pastafasta]

While Ferrari shows us another of their questionable strategies... I have to say Tiffany won with today's outfit.

 

[monza]

Oh Carlos

 

[pastafasta]

Oh wow, so Carlos is telling them exactly what he wants to do and they say they were not ready? WTF are they doing in that team?
I really hope Williams will treat him better. This team is a shitshow.

 

[Pandap]

Ferrari disasterclass…oh how I’ve missed you

 

[Louanne]

Oh wow, so Carlos is telling them exactly what he wants to do and they say they were not ready? WTF are they doing in that team?
I really hope Williams will treat him better. This team is a shitshow.

Martin just called it on Sky that Carlos is the Ferrari strategist again

 

[monza]

Finally

 

[Louanne]

Come on Carlos, Ferrari have fucked you, they've sacked you, just do the right thing and off Max, please?
GR has let me down

 

[Pandap]

Come on Carlos, Ferrari have fucked you, they've sacked you, just do the right thing and off Max, please?
GR has let me down

Absolutely not. Get those thoughts out of your head

 

[pastafasta]

Come on Carlos, Ferrari have fucked you, they've sacked you, just do the right thing and off Max, please?
GR has let me down

Honestly, if this was the last race and Lando had a chance to win it if Max wouldn't finish, he'd probably do it for him.

 

[Louanne]

McLaren are considering boxing Lando for Fastest Lap

 

[monza]

How can we celebrate championship win in you are not even on a podium boy



Who has nerves to refresh twitter for party cardigan pics all day ??!!

I do

 

[pastafasta]

McLaren are considering boxing Lando for Fastest Lap

They are really doing it.

 

[hello2723]

McLaren are considering boxing Lando for Fastest Lap

He wasn’t far off on the hards to be fair (just over a tenth off i think) so he shouldn’t have to push *too* hard on softs

 

[monza]

 

[pastafasta]

There were some reports about a penalty for Carlos... so he is not getting it? Or are we only going to find out tomorrow?

 

[Pandap]

 

[monza]

 

[pastafasta]

It's been minutes... and Kelly is sleeping. She should have posted at least 5 stories by now.
Nevermind... she started now.