Footballers & Wags #66

[pixxyy]

My twitter timeline is in such a happy mood til my twats ruin it Tomorrow lol

 

[Rocket Queen]

Not emotionally ready to lose Porro to Madrid.

We will have a sit in protest at the stadium- I absolutely LOVE him. Can’t defend for shite but scores absolute bangers like that!

 

[Hannahebee]

Just sitting reading the BBC live text of the game and I can't believe that they have actually said this:
Imagine if the new contract was just a masterplan from Pep Guardiola to get a big payoff...

 

[pixxyy]

He owes me a pic of his carabao cup winners medal still haha

 

[olivia321]

What the duck is happening!?!?!

Letting Peter Andre’s back up dancer slap you about Pep yeah

 

[dreamteam1]

What the duck is happening!?!?!

Letting Peter Andre’s back up dancer slap you about Pep yeah

You’re missing Hoeben, the Spanish tanned giant and the greasy

 

[Snoopysnoop123]

Haaland vs our CB pairing

How wrong was I… sincere apologies x

 

[glm31]

How wrong was I… sincere apologies x

A good day for teams with no first-choice CBs!

 

[Rocket Queen]

What the duck is happening!?!?!

Letting Peter Andre’s back up dancer slap you about Pep yeah

Honestly I’m shocked. Truly was expecting a thumping today. Come on Pep mate sort it out. Next Sunday is gonna be interesting for sure xx

 

[Hannahebee]

See @Rocket Queen you didn't need to borrow Vale's CB's for the game.

 

[Snoopysnoop123]

Kyle Walker leave the football before the football leaves you couldnt happen to a nicer bloke

 

[Hannahebee]

Well, City have been well and truly humbled.

 

[Shhhh111]

See @Rocket Queen you didn't need to borrow Vale's CB's for the game.

Can Man City borrow them instead?! Kyle Walker would be retired now if he didn’t have Begman rinsing him

 

[Hannahebee]

Can Man City borrow them instead?!

Err no.

 

[pixxyy]

even my twats didnt lose 5 in a row

 

[Hannahebee]

It's classic Tottenham though lose to Ipswich and then beat City in their own backyard.

 

[glm31]

With the vertical line of his chest tat, v-neck undershirt and sports bra, gave the illusion of Maddison having quite the cleavage as he walked off the pitch!

 

[Snoopysnoop123]

It's classic Tottenham though lose to Ipswich and then beat City in their own backyard.

Thats spurs for ya.

 

[olivia321]

I’d like to congratulate the Spurs curly wurlies fantastic win for you lot

I’d like to congratulate Liverpool on slapping Man City about next Sunday Mo Salah will be waving his Willy on Snapchat again after his 8 goals against City

my bleeping god I feel like a United fan

 

[Snoopysnoop123]

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