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I think Fern has scoliosis. I've noticed it before, she's very rounded in her upper back, abnormally so, fair play to her tho she's hidden it well over the years.
 
I’m mostly intrigued about where a family of 4 eat their food , I’ve just realised- they don’t have a kitchen / dining table! Maybe they eat on trays on their laps in the lounge area. Maybe I’m old fashioned and a table to eat at isn’t essential 😂
 
I’m mostly intrigued about where a family of 4 eat their food , I’ve just realised- they don’t have a kitchen / dining table! Maybe they eat on trays on their laps in the lounge area. Maybe I’m old fashioned and a table to eat at isn’t essential 😂
Well I think when they eventually get some worktops the island will be large enough to seat people round. I don't see this flat being anywhere near finished even this time next year. So much still to do and they aren't fast movers. I guess if family or UK friends come over they will be staying in a hotel or sleeping in the floor. There's literally no storage in the place either.
 
Does one of her dogs have incontinence, or does she not take them out enough? It needs to see a vet. That poor dog. 😫
Both I think. The dog had a spinal injury and is now pishing itself all day hence the mop and bucket that's left out all day every day and the need for tiled floors and no rugs. Must smell delightful because no matter what anyone says urine penetrates and leaves an odor. She may not be able to smell it because they've gotten used to it.
 
I think Fern has scoliosis. I've noticed it before, she's very rounded in her upper back, abnormally so, fair play to her tho she's hidden it well over the years.
No, she wasn't hiding it - she did a video about her diagnosis two years ago, "mild scoliosis". I think it was what kick-started her diet, which began as some sort of anti inflammatory diet, due to the pain she was having, to whatever it is she's doing now (weird food combos, no sugar, etc.).

I wonder if they've run out of money or something? That apartment has so many little jobs that are not being done and you can't tell me it's because "Ryan's at work". What about the weekend? Why spend money on racks and the time to put them together, when you could just build out the wardrobe situation? They can't even afford furniture now? Something is off there.......
 
I agree. The apartment is awful, one sofa and a 2nd hand wooden repainted rocking chair!! That's not even enough seating for them let alone if anyone else comes to visit. What they gotta do? Sit on the urine stained tiled floor? I noticed a little fan heater in the corner of the living room. Must be cold in there, what happend to the under floor heating? Not warm enough or can't afford to turn it on.
They waste so much money, how much did they spend on their recent IKEA visit on bits and bobs for the kids? How many pairs of tights did she buy Nancy from a ladedah shop, only for Nancy to not even say a thank you. How much is she wasting on manicures and fillers and botox in Cannes?

They've never had their priorities straight. I reckon the flat will have to wait till next summer when when construction is supposed to stop then Ryan can get the men to work on the house when they're supposed to be having their summer break.

Her dad was bang on when he recently visited and said it'll still be like this in 20 years time, and Fern countered no no we're fast movers us. I think her dad knows full well.
 
Poor Seth being laughed at for his cake baking efforts instead of being given the encouragement a certain other little person gets :(
Then there's the advent calenders.......someone got a Toblerone one from the supermarket while a certain other person wanted and got a beauty one. Bet that wasn't cheap but what she wants she gets.
The favoritism in that house is just toxic and so unfair.

I rewatched Ferns interview with Nancy on This Morning from years ago with Ruth and Eammon and she did not come across well.
 
I wish I had saved it, but she posted on Instagram stories about a day out with that new younger friend of hers that she allegedly met at French class. Fern had a day of beauty relaxation, where she apparently got eyelashes, I think a massage and hopefully her hideous fake nails redone.

But they have barely any furniture in that apartment?
 
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I wish I had saved it, but she posted on Instagram stories about a day out with that new younger friend of hers that she allegedly met at French class. Fern had a day of beauty relaxation, where she apparently got eyelashes.
Yeah her name is Rachel Ward. Looking at Fern I'd say she's had botox (obviously) but in her upper lip. You can tell when she's trying to flog the cheap smellalike perfumes, her top lip can't move and it's not just fillers which she has clearly had.
 
She uses a face smoothing filter all the time you can tell especially when Ryan and the kids are in the shot with her and their faces are smoothed too ! It looks ridiculous like her face is like a plastic barbie ! She is one treatment away from looking ridiculous

The other week she was shilling some pillows that she says she uses that stop you getting creases and lines on your face , while using a full on face filter !!!

She gives out dietary and supplements advice like she is an expert, quite dangerously in my opinion like telling people to take magnesium , well if you have any kind of Blood pressure or heart problems you definitely should not be taking it !

Ryan seems to have dialled back the conspiracy theory crap , he looks worn out , work not going as well in the south of france ?

Come the summer they are going to hate that tiny flat , compared to the old house with garden and pool ! Im sure its just a flipper
 
She uses a face smoothing filter all the time you can tell especially when Ryan and the kids are in the shot with her and their faces are smoothed too ! It looks ridiculous like her face is like a plastic barbie ! She is one treatment away from looking ridiculous

The other week she was shilling some pillows that she says she uses that stop you getting creases and lines on your face , while using a full on face filter !!!

She gives out dietary and supplements advice like she is an expert, quite dangerously in my opinion like telling people to take magnesium , well if you have any kind of Blood pressure or heart problems you definitely should not be taking it !

Ryan seems to have dialled back the conspiracy theory crap , he looks worn out , work not going as well in the south of france ?

Come the summer they are going to hate that tiny flat , compared to the old house with garden and pool ! Im sure its just a flipper
They got ALOT to do in that place before they can flip it. Fern seems to be taking full advantage of being in the city with her new friend. Out again with her on the lash.
Don't know how well Leo's interiors is doing. We no longer see it on YouTube, as that particular channel has been shelved much like Ferns healthy living insta page. Flakey much.
 
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Goes on about nutrients/supplements. Fills her face with shite. Make it make sense!
 
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