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Sabbie said:
Do you think they made a mistake with the kitchen planning and forgot they had moved the dishwasher from one side to another? They could have put in a wine fridge or something to cover that kind of mistake...surely? Or is this a niche French thing I have never heard of?
I am still looking forward to the big reveal tho.
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I googled it and apparently it is really a thing, amongst influencers and rich women. You know, the type of people with busy lives and limited time 😂
 
I want to send this to my friend in work who deliberately installed 2 dishwashers in his new house 🤣 their crockery etc is basically never in the cupboards, just moves from dishwasher to dishwasher. It does seem like a lot less faff tbh, I salute him.
 
I can sort of get it if you have 6-8 in your family and it’s non stop eating, but with four in a small apartment? What about when half of the forks are in a drawer, and the other half are in the clean dishwasher? Doesn’t that just double your time up again getting stuff from two places? And you have to rely on everyone making sure dirty stuff doesn’t go in the clean one. This is so bizarre. Anyone who buys that flat are going to be so annoyed with two of them taking up valuable space. 😆
 
Sabbie said:
I can sort of get it if you have 6-8 in your family and it’s non stop eating, but with four in a small apartment? What about when half of the forks are in a drawer, and the other half are in the clean dishwasher? Doesn’t that just double your time up again getting stuff from two places? And you have to rely on everyone making sure dirty stuff doesn’t go in the clean one. This is so bizarre. Anyone who buys that flat are going to be so annoyed with two of them taking up valuable space. 😆
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Yes also if you put the dishwasher on
but still have clean stuff in the other and then you have dirty plates what are you going to do ?

To me it just means twice as much work emptying two dishwashers !!

Surely she needs all the cupboard space she can get for storing all the “good stuff shite” she buys from the health food shop !

The kids look fed up to the back teeth of being filmed now , time for it just to be the Fern and Ryan’s show and give the teen and pre teen their privacy . Nancy doing her acrobatic moves in tiny lycra shorts is a perverts fantasy , that might sound harsh but sadly it is the truth !
 
In reference to Ryan setting up a temporary drainage system....
Ferns dad "it'll still be there in 20 years time"
Fern "no we're fast movers us"..
Is she having a laugh? Fast movers? There's been nothing fast about this house move.

I don't care what they say that flat is too small for a family of four with two dogs. It's nowhere near finished. I've never seen a more chaotic house move.
Also how disgusting that the dog just wees all over the floor and there's a bucket and mop kept handy to just mop it up.
I actually wouldn't swap places with her for a million quid.
 
I really like her and watching the journey - but I can’t help but think this apartment is very small for their family. They will grown out of this place really quickly. I mean they even still have to have some of their stuff in a storage unit , indefinitely it would seem - as there isn’t much room in the apartment. I’m intrigued to see what they do with the little basement room , utility or spare room for her parent/s to stay … who knows 🤪
 
Remember the roof? If not go back a couple of vlogs, you could literally see daylight through it when Ryan went up into the loft, shouldn't that have been a priority? When winter sets in and it starts to rain won't it come through?

I've come to the conclusion that this family liked to do things the hard way. Despite her claims Ryan likes to thrust his family into chaos time and again. All in the name of saving money but really it costs them way more in the long run. Ryan is nothing if not a Yorkshire man.
 
Agree I can’t believe they swapped the spacious villa with pool and gym for this cramped apartment. I don’t even see a dining table space? Is the location really worth this hassle and discomfort? And all the chaos they have lived in for a year?
 
It's a tiny city apartment but they've got their priorities straight, Nancy has the only ensuite and there's 2 dishwashers, so alls well.

In other news how long does it take them to come to a decision about anything? Even a can of spray paint turns into a drawn out debate. (The false nails tapping on everything she shows turns my stomach, it's like nails down a chalkboard )Fern takes forever and a day to get to the point when does her chats......Mr and Mrs Snail.
 
Anicecuppa said:
Oh yes, the nail thing 😶 She never used to do that before she had falsies !
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She has also started touching her face with one finger and 'holding' her chin with the back of her hand... it really is so unnatural. I think she has had her lips topped up to as she said she had them done in the past but not since... She is starting to look manufactured which is shame because she is pretty but the tell tale signs of botox are there...
 
Now it all makes sense. She didn't go to French lessons because she wanted to, she went because her friend was going, and our fern wasn't gonna be outdone.
Also can we just talk about how fern looked like this girls mother. 🙈 I foresee more botox and fillers in a bid to keep up with her mate. Taking a look at her instagram she's got a way to go. This girl is not shy.
 
So basically Nancy gets a complete haul and loads of "bits" not to mention an expensive bag and boots and all the stuff that doesn't get shown and Seth gets bugger all but his bedroom finished.

And the nail tapping......🤢
 
Sadly I can't watch her any more. All me me me and look what we've got and what we can afford etc....
Bored by her and her attempt at social climbing. She was so relatable when they first got the pink house and got stuck into renovating.
All the make-up, injections, spending lots of euros in the vitamin shops, lip plumping and the healthy lifestyle and 'naughty food' bores me.
 
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