Fathering Autism #173 Quails, whales, cocktails & fairytales is what fathering autism entails

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Asa got the sourdough starter from his mother, so its safe to assume she'd have the recipe or be able to instruct him. Why didnt that happen?

So now they're going to have Abbie bake dog biscuits and have her "walk around and hand them out." Of course you will Asa . 😂 😂

P made "from scratch!" cookies! You'd think she picked the cocoa beans and milled the flour the way they act.

Cannot bring myself to watch GB, but the fact that he considers himself an influencer is hysterical. And conceited AF. But heres the thing. He has 65k subs. Im not positive, but I believe he got damn every one of those subs 4 years ago when he went to App State and started his channel. Big P actually contacted his brand new friends of less than a week to coordinate one of her stupid mylar balloon celebrations in his dorm. Hes had no growth since, and not even 5% of these subs are currently watching him. I cannot stand him. TRULY. I've said it for years and I'll keep saying it. He's a scuzzy little bastard who wants to be just like Daddy.
 
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BW is on a comment deleting rampage. He's gonna be so sleepy for work tomorrow, momma may need to give him two teets.
 
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RocketQueen said:
Asa got the sourdough starter from his mother, so its safe to assume she'd have the recipe or be able to instruct him. Why didnt that happen?

So now they're going to have Abbie bake dog biscuits and have her "walk around and hand them out." Of course you will Asa . 😂 😂

P made "from scratch!" cookies! You'd think she picked the cocoa beans and milled the flour the way they act.

Cannot bring myself to watch GB, but the fact that he considers himself an influencer is hysterical. And conceited AF. But heres the thing. He has 65k subs. Im not positive, but I believe he got damn every one of those subs 4 years ago when he went to App State and started his channel. Big P actually contacted his brand new friends of less than a week to coordinate one of her stupid mylar balloon celebrations in his dorm. Hes had no growth since, and not even 5% of these subs are currently watching him. I cannot stand him. TRULY. I've said it for years and I'll keep saying it. He's a scuzzy little bastard who wants to be just like Daddy.
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Haha..yep Abbie's gonna hand out dog biscuits alright... right after she pushes "My name is Abigail"
 
Bogey said:
AW says they couldn't sell Abbie's cookies because she touches her face. No! Her cookies would contain boogers and fecal material, it would be a crime to let anyone eat anything she touched, including dogs.
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Ok but she was going to be a barista?

RocketQueen said:
So now they're going to have Abbie bake dog biscuits and have her "walk around and hand them out." Of course you will Asa . 😂 😂
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Her food isn't legal for human consumption, so let's food-poison some dogs.
 
Before they have Abbie making biscuits for the neighbourhood dogs, they should pay attention to the animals that live with them and see to their needs first. Have they ever made treats for them? Those dogs don’t appear to be walked regularly and there’s no cat tree or any kind of cat toys around, except for the crappy tent thing they got a few weeks ago.

Nala clearly liked Jessica and Fat duck, the so called animal lover, gave her a whack on the backside (Nala, not Jessica) for putting her paws on the counter. FF then glared over at Asswipe, probably hoping he would edit out her hitting an animal. Nala went straight over to Jessica again. Animals know who they like.

If a stranger gave me a bag of dog biscuits, I’d smile, say thanks and put them straight in a bin. They certainly wouldn’t go nowhere near my dog.
 
RocketQueen said:
Asa got the sourdough starter from his mother, so its safe to assume she'd have the recipe or be able to instruct him. Why didnt that happen?

So now they're going to have Abbie bake dog biscuits and have her "walk around and hand them out." Of course you will Asa . 😂 😂

P made "from scratch!" cookies! You'd think she picked the cocoa beans and milled the flour the way they act.

Cannot bring myself to watch GB, but the fact that he considers himself an influencer is hysterical. And conceited AF. But heres the thing. He has 65k subs. Im not positive, but I believe he got damn every one of those subs 4 years ago when he went to App State and started his channel. Big P actually contacted his brand new friends of less than a week to coordinate one of her stupid mylar balloon celebrations in his dorm. Hes had no growth since, and not even 5% of these subs are currently watching him. I cannot stand him. TRULY. I've said it for years and I'll keep saying it. He's a scuzzy little bastard who wants to be just like Daddy.
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I honestly don’t think either of the hambeasts can read. Ass “reads books” by listening to audio books and Pig only tries to copy what she sees on tik tok. So unless Jessica created an audio book for Ass to follow the recipe for or a tik tok video for the Pig….no
can do the sour dough bread. Let’s face it….they’ve both regressed and no longer can read the written word. Might explain why they “missed” correspondence pertaining to Isaiah’s legal issues with his wreck and license.
Wonder where Ass gets his extensive knowledge of the raising of quail? Or dogs?... Or cats? Guarantee they’ve never read any books about raising a healthy child.
And the only “biscuits” Abbie should be making are the ones Nala makes. And speaking of Nala. That witch Pig better stop hitting Nala or she’ll get reported to the ASPCA. And hopefully they will pick her up and take her to a hog sanctuary for mental health treatment and for her obesity. Pig, I mean. Not Nala. 🐷🐽🐖🐗
 
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