Father of Daughters #63 He uses Instagram like he’s a pensioner on Facebook

[VeniVidiVicki]

This is why most people employ professionals

 

[grumpy-nosy-cow]

Man, she knows how to put an outfit together...

Before you ask, it's from the local @help the Aged.

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Photo courtesy of swim tits' secret Santa Christmas jolly.

tights and sandals!

 

[Affiliatemebaby]

They are just a trip hazard in the making

A few years of stubbed toes ahead.

 

[Axatogrind]

He said he watered down the grout more than recommended to use it in the caulk tube, so I asked ChatGPT about that:

 

[piquant]

He said he watered down the grout more than recommended to use it in the caulk tube, so I asked ChatGPT about that:

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I give it a year before it looks rank and needs to be redone or someone's tripped over the uneven surface or spilt something ( like oil/ sauce) on the terracotta tiles so they become stained irretrievably

 

[PRgift]

Pity the cleaner who will be tasked with looking after that eyesore.

And remember to bring a Snickers bar for FOD.

 

[Hatchet_job]

Predictions for Christmas:
-Santa hotline
-Oxford street lights with the girls.
-Wreath from 2019.
-Boxing day picture on the beach
-Child being lifted to put the star on the tree.
-Might go away for a holiday.

- diabetic crisis
- charcuterie board
- table setting
- how much he does for them and they aren't grateful
- how much he loves them anyway
- a trip to the dump.

 

[Affiliatemebaby]

He’s managed another ad for the computer app turned keyboard which also includes the twins performing Christmas music badly. Poor things.

 

[Axatogrind]

Selling his children's dignity by making them perform like that in their pyjamas.

11 comments , 4 of them from the desperate-looking brand itself and the others aren't exactly meaningful engagement, are they?!

 

[Affiliatemebaby]

One of them is from their own grandmother.

 

[Eastspendy]

I find it jarring to talk about chocolate and sweets and how sizes have gone down. Then straight away advertise an app to parents of diabetic children.

 

[Affiliatemebaby]

And make the joke about chocolate sending you into a diabetic coma. My diabetic friends find that sort of thing quite upsetting as a coma is life threatening for them and not the result of eating chocolate.

 

[PRgift]

Milks his daughter's condition for content and likes, yet shows an astonishing lack of understanding and knowledge. How very on brand.

 

[Axatogrind]

Several people posting on Reddit that they haven't received their Roli keyboards despite ordering in good time before Christmas, here's one example where the poster has (understandably) lost confidence that it will arrive

 

[heretoreaditall2019]

Several people posting on Reddit that they haven't received their Roli keyboards despite ordering in good time before Christmas, here's one example where the poster has (understandably) lost confidence that it will arrive

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Why are they doing influencer activity if they don’t even have enough stock to fulfil existing orders?

 

[Axatogrind]

Another satisfied customer... not!

I see he's also got another #ad for perfume and says perfume was on "all of his girls' Christmas lists". They're really promoting buying perfume for girls as young as the twins?

 

[PRgift]

For the right price (which lets face it isn't what he used to be offered, beggars can't be choosers) he'll promote just about anything to anyone. He's got no scruples.

 

[heretoreaditall2019]

Another satisfied customer... not!

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I see he's also got another #ad for perfume and says perfume was on "all of his girls' Christmas lists". They're really promoting buying perfume for girls as young as the twins?

I tried doing some research on this the other day and realised I’ve been misspelling it

Roli (one L) have a fairly sizeable staff:

ROLI Team

At ROLI, we are driven by a commitment to foster a supportive community, fuel genuine innovation, and lead an inclusive future in music. Our values inspire creativity, collaboration, and positive change, ensuring that music-making is accessible and expressive for everyone. Join us in our mission...

roli.com

A reassuring number of devs but needlessly huge product, talent, and QA teams. Instantly thought this disproportionately expensive workforce (chief AI officer anyone lol) screams funding and yep -

https://www.crunchbase.com/funding_round/roli-series-a--cf50ad3f

The so what of this is - they’re well funded/resourced enough to know that partnering with FOD and affiliating themselves with his controversies/low budget brands isn’t a good idea!