Father of Daughters #62 Just a sad little Simple Simon and his bicycle

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Once again, rapturous posts about living his cycling dreams, followed by negativity and resentment towards his family.

It's quite uncomfortable to see this pattern repeated over and over again. It's like he's taking out his dissatisfaction with his life on them. I find it disturbing.

As for "one day I'll be able to buy myself something guilt free", maybe treat yourself to the world's tiniest violin? 🤣
 
FOD logic dictates that if you hate being around kids the answer to the problem is to have more kids. Didn't he say he wished they'd had another after the twins?
Maybe he did genuinely long for another child but was too scared of ruining his USP in case it was a boy. Especially after his wife ruined her USP by adding a racist twist to it.
 
Babies are cute and keep the engagement going. You can start again with the baby content whilst the older ones choose to hide away.

He did say he wish he had another child.

It’s fine if the cost of living crisis has not affected them, I know many who are better off ,but it is not a good look for the OD brand to completely ignore it. Triplet dad did a post about a food bank during the pandemic.
 
I feel sorry for his kids. He spends years sharing their childhood with total strangers on the internet and getting money, freebies, invites to cool stuff etc off the back of it, and now they’re too old to be cute and/or unwilling to participate, he’s switched to being passive aggressive or just straight up resentful towards them in an attempt to be funny and relatable. Dad of the year right there.
 
Has he edited part of it out? I swear last night there was some extra blurb along the lines of how he can't enjoy the "fruits of his labour", or something like they don't earn it?
This comment mentions it too, he must have edited it.

I can’t even articulate how mad this post has made me. Maybe fod should visit a food bank for a reality check
 

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Thanks @Limoncello, I wish I could remember exactly what it was. Oh well.

It's definitely a choice to monetise his children to the tune of hundreds of thousands of pounds over the years, and then complain about paying for food and clothes for them.

He pisses off having the time of his life on "PR trips" (opportunities that he only has because of the profile he's gained from Clemmie and the children), then comes back with a sour face, moaning about re-entry issues, money, giving his children lifts, the never ending drudgery of life, etc.

Must be awful not just living with that kind of resentment ever present in the house, but at the same time knowing that he's used you for his own benefit in so many ways and still treats you like an inconvenience.
 
He's a good example of someone who already has plenty but moan because it's not enough and he wants more.

I know he thinks his posts are a funny take on being a parent, and ever so relatable to absolutely all parents everywhere, but he doesn't ever acknowledge or even recognise how privileged he is. He's just a goofy regular hapless and henpecked dad. Who forgets that resentment, even if it's faked for comedic effect, isn't particularly funny.
 
He is such a nasty little tit of a man. He’s clearly throwing his toys out the pram as he’s had to pay for something for one of the four kids he chose to have, and have working for them for years, rather than buy something he wants. Get over it big baby!

Honestly how she’s still with him is beyond me he’s foul 🤢
This is what gets me. No one forces you to have those kids and in fact it’s a bloody good job you did as they’re your meal ticket.
The amount he bemoans doing anything for them or complains about them is disgusting. I hope they all cut him off when theyr older and realise what he posted online about them. If my husband did this I couldn’t stay with him. It’s disrespectful and bleeping weird.
 
Father of Daughters #63 STILL MUMMY’s VERY SPECIAL BOY.
Does he ever stop to think how he may have felt if mummy had social media when he was growing up and he then saw posts about how much of an inconvenience/money drain he was

Every time I look at his crusty wrinkled face I just think mid life crisis, he wants to be free to peddle round Europe being one of the bicycle gang living the dream
 
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