Father of Daughters #62 Just a sad little Simple Simon and his bicycle

[Tell.A.Tale]

She looks as smug as him.

But not nearly as old! Clearly the premature aging is not genetic. FOD just has the face he deserves

 

[heretoreaditall2019]

Oh he’s there with his sister for moral support

Whenever I see him with his siblings the contrast blows my mind. They all look like healthy 30/40 somethings who could be anything from 25 - their age. Whilst he couldn’t pass for his age, he looks 55+? Is this all just sun damage/not eating?!

 

[Libertine]

He only started looking decrepit once his racist wife blew up their life.

 

[Tell.A.Tale]

I think he probably sleeps very little and that has caught up with him.
I think he spends endless hours thinking about Instagram and what to post next.
I think he is completely addicted / obsessed with it and I find it pathetic.

 

[allybongo]

I know it was pages back but whoever described his teeth as greige deserves a knighthood

 

[Axatogrind]

According to the online race data, he's finished 199th out of men age 40-44 (out of 400ish) and 1266th in the men's race overall (out of 3000ish).

I'd imagine he was hoping for better than that, but who knows.

I didn't realise it was a "press trip" for him

 

[Tell.A.Tale]

According to the online race data, he's finished 199th out of men age 40-44 (out of 400ish) and 1266th in the men's race overall (out of 3000ish).

I'd imagine he was hoping for better than that, but who knows.

I didn't realise it was a "press trip" for him

So he’s just average for his age group. Average FOD, Average at life. Average at everything

 

[Rewilder]

Still no mention of the election. FOD doesn't 'do' politics. Austerity, the cost of living crisis, housing crisis etc. etc. have not affected his very comfortable upper middle class bubble.
He'll think that's not what people follow him for I imagine, but does he seriously think they follow him for cycling competitions?

 

[Patrickthewonderdog]

So he’s just average for his age group. Average FOD, Average at life. Average at everything

thread title?? It’s almost time! And sums him up perfectly. Mediocre mid pack man!

 

[Emmadale]

He only started looking decrepit once his racist wife blew up their life.

Surely this is also a thread title contender

 

[Rosieee]

So he’s just average for his age group. Average FOD, Average at life. Average at everything

He excell at pimping his daughters online.

 

[Jumbojet1251]

I know it was pages back but whoever described his teeth as greige deserves a knighthood

That was me Still coasting on a wave after using winkie and pinkie for the Cristian Horner scandal. Won’t get big headed though. Unlike that whopper Fod.

 

[rogueapostrophe]

Whenever I see him with his siblings the contrast blows my mind. They all look like healthy 30/40 somethings who could be anything from 25 - their age. Whilst he couldn’t pass for his age, he looks 55+? Is this all just sun damage/not eating?!

Public humiliation has aged him rapidly. Plus the comment above about spending his waking hours trying to dredge up content from slagging off Clench and the kids.

 

[EddieBeds]

Fod and Glen in a nutshell:

 

[houseofhoop]

Fod and Glen in a nutshell:

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My all time favourite quote ‘if you have good thoughts…’ I have it framed on a wall in my hallway. Beauty really does come from within

 

[Axatogrind]

Weird that he's gone completely radio silent for 2 days, after all that build up for the big race?

Especially as he's supposed to be doing press/PR?!

 

[allybongo]

Maybe he finally imploded into a cloud of dust

 

[skratcha]

He’ll be having a sook about his terrible result

 

[Affiliatemebaby]

His followers continue to rise though. Like a bike into the mountain.

 

[Axatogrind]

He's back. And he's so proud of himself