Father of Daughters #61 A simple life for simple Simon

[AbsoluteSpecimens]

He does ride his bike (follow on Strava) every.single.day without fail, sometimes in the middle of the day but normally at prime 'kids going to bed' time at 7-8pm for an hour.

 

[houseofhoop]

Did anyone listen to Womens Hour on R4 this morning. There was a segment on ‘sharenting’ (sharing stuff about your kids and the impact) I heard it advertised and was driving at the time so didn’t catch it. I’m off to listen on catch up and will let you know anything interesting

 

[Axatogrind]

He does ride his bike (follow on Strava) every.single.day without fail, sometimes in the middle of the day but normally at prime 'kids going to bed' time at 7-8pm for an hour.

And you can bet that if he gets an hour every day child-free on his bike (plus showering, changing, looking in the mirror, fiddling around with his data & tech etc.), Clemmie gets the same for her yoga or whatever.

Which isn't a massive deal in itself I guess, but it's just another thing in the big picture where they seem to prioritise themselves and opt out of family life as much as they possibly can.

 

[Hatchet_job]

Half term at his parents and youngest two while she stayed home with the eldest two.

 

[GlossyCatssMum]

It was the “older girls (who really don’t need much supervising these days)”

 

[Rosieee]

This is it, 2024 is divorce year.

 

[Bizziebody]

This is it, 2024 is divorce year.

Why take the dogs & do his parents not want to spend any time with the older girls?

 

[Behelzabobs]

The backwards cap is reason enough for a divorce

 

[You better werk]

So many micro aggressions there towards Clemmie.

 

[RestingBunchFace]

I can’t see them getting divorced as neither of them would be able to manage that massive house on their own. Instead they’ll just continue to live separate lives under the same roof, filling the void with £300 cardigans (her) and passive aggressive Instagram posts (him)

 

[heretoreaditall2019]

Yiiiiiiikes!

 

[nogoodusernamesleft]

Ha ha ha - Clemmie booted him off to mummy and daddy for half term

 

[Sariassong]

This is it, 2024 is divorce year.

I do find this in a lot of men, that they romanticise their childhoods, and seem to feel as though everything's gone downhill since then

 

[houseofhoop]

This is it, 2024 is divorce year.

See it’s the opposite to me: my stress levels increase the closer he gets the West Country, as that means the twit is closer to me.
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The backwards cap is reason enough for a divorce

And the carpet he’s wearing

 

[Coconutclub]

I can’t believe she made him take the dogs too he always gets lumbered with the twins and they look like a right handful!! ‘Divide and conquer’ worked out well for Clemmie.

 

[canigetahoya22]

This is it, 2024 is divorce year.

He’s a bleeping sopping wet fanny isn’t he?

 

[Patrickthewonderdog]

He can’t go far on the M5 if they live in Bristol?! It bypasses it pretty much - maybe a junction or two once you’ve come off the M4 but that’s it?!

 

[houseofhoop]

He can’t go far on the M5 if they live in Bristol?! It bypasses it pretty much - maybe a junction or two once you’ve come off the M4 but that’s it?!

They live outside Bristol more closer to the mendips I think from memory

 

[Axatogrind]

He takes the twins because he can get more #content with them than the other daughters.

 

[Bizziebody]

The backwards cap is reason enough for a divorce

Looks like a sunspot on his bottom lip, get a skin check pronto Slyman.