Father of Daughters #61 A simple life for simple Simon

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I'd say borderline fraud if someone with bought followers is negotiating commercial deals on the basis of having x number of followers, but a lot of brands don't seem to care either way. Nor do they care about being associated with child exploitation, racism, bullying and whatever else.

It's f***ing depressing.
 
Axatogrind said:
I'd say borderline fraud if someone with bought followers is negotiating commercial deals on the basis of having x number of followers, but a lot of brands don't seem to care either way. Nor do they care about being associated with child exploitation, racism, bullying and whatever else.

It's f***ing depressing.
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Can’t believe that brands won’t do some due diligence by coming on Tattle first to check out any Binfluencers they want to collab with
 
The link in his bio is promoting a virtual cycling event that took place more than six weeks ago. Way to be relevant, FOD 😄

He doesn't seem to have had much in the way of brand deals since last summer, unless I've forgotten some (quite possible 😄).

There's been the Leblanq Ibiza trip and a couple of virtual events associated with that. I think he did one or two stories promoting The Week Junior, but that could have been part of a longer term deal from a while back. A couple of other things that may have been low level undeclared ads. Can't remember anything else right now. It's definitely not the 5-6 things a month he was averaging in 2022 when I was keeping track.

I don't think he's done anything re: Google Pixel for quite some months, which is unusual?
 
Or he and Clemmie (wearing the equivalent of her own weight in sequins) will enjoy one of their weekly rare date nights/weekends, with #kindlygifted tickets for Wembley courtesy of the latest morally bankrupt brand on a crappy influencer marketing campaign.

He'll be telling everyone within earshot that Taylor Swift is a "role model" for his daughters, while they're stuck at home with a 4 for £1 pack of home freezer ice lollies, if they're lucky.
 
Sariassong said:
Oh my god she was wearing the hipster equivalent of pink cowboy hats and feather boas
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Couldn’t have put it better myself!
They try so hard to look cool and trendy, but never quite get it. Tragic truely is the word. God they are the original embarrassing parents. Feel so sorry for those kids (for many other reasons too).
Clam, if you’re reading here, I hope the fleeting ‘fame’ was worth it. Worth selling your kids and their privacy.
You’re a disgusting parent and it is shocking and a disgrace that you’re a midwife.
You need to take a long hard look at your life choices.
 
Axatogrind said:
Is he on another social media break*?

(*Where he doesn't post for a little while, but comes back pretending to have been immersed in the joys of "real life" when actually he's been spending most of his time preparing content for his big performative re-entrance 😄)
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He's in his dusty man-cave, cycling his woes away. Hiding from his kids and wife. The next big reveal will be his emaciated torso and a moan about his family.
 
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