Father of Daughters #55 His luggage is smarter than he is

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Axatogrind said:
I find this gross and quite weird. Why wouldn't they fix the lock on the toilet door if his daughters keep walking in on him like that? It's such a simple fix.

He's not actually using the toilet but pulls down his trousers and pants so that it looks real for his children? Yikes.

Can't say I'd ever take a drink into the toilet with me either.

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Especially as it’s a lie cos the girls have a separate bathroom so why would they want to use their ‘his n hers’ bathroom to brush their teeth:
But don’t let the truth get in the way of a good story.
duck off fodney.
 
Axatogrind said:
I find this gross and quite weird. Why wouldn't they fix the lock on the toilet door if his daughters keep walking in on him like that? It's such a simple fix.

He's not actually using the toilet but pulls down his trousers and pants so that it looks real for his children? Yikes.

Can't say I'd ever take a drink into the toilet with me either.

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Hes so gross
 
houseofhoop said:
Especially as it’s a lie cos the girls have a separate bathroom so why would they want to use their ‘his n hers’ bathroom to brush their teeth:
But don’t let the truth get in the way of a good story.
duck off fodney.
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Didn’t he write that back when they had an actual lovely home back in London and that was probably when they had to make do with sharing facilities (poor things) but still it’s a lie and bollocks. Who whips out all their genitals to sit and drink tea and go on their phone.
well I say this and I guess some people do that for some reasons 😂😂😂
 
I used to take my tea break in the disabled toilet in work, but sitting on the floor. It was entered via the lobby of the ladies toilets and we kept the firemen calendar in it. The boss, male, once saw me coming out of it and rebuked me for using it. I sternly replied that not all disabilities are visible. He was so terrified he never mentioned it again 😂
 
rainbowlemon said:
So he can then film them later crying in the bathroom with knotted hair? Asking for tips, brushes and sprays.

If they have sensory issues it should be kept short.
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Gosh I hate how he exploits those girls, it makes me sick to the core. My little one has very curly hair and at the moment she has it quiet short for this very reason, she’s only 3 and can brush it fine by herself. When she’s older I’ll be happy for her to grow it out but it’s just too much to put her through the pain of it at the moment
 
influencerbore said:
Gosh I hate how he exploits those girls, it makes me sick to the core. My little one has very curly hair and at the moment she has it quiet short for this very reason, she’s only 3 and can brush it fine by herself. When she’s older I’ll be happy for her to grow it out but it’s just too much to put her through the pain of it at the moment
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Yep we use detailing spray and curling custard (the boots little range is so lovely) if I left it her hair would be so sore and knotty 😓
 
“I seem to have captured ‘childhood’ in a single photo.”

“I have staged my children for a photo on social media to continue exploiting and babyfying them in an attempt to make more money from them.”

There you go, fixed it for you, you illiterate slimeball.

“How happy are you that the cold weather has set in yet.”… maybe proof read your posts?
 
More time off from his so, so, so busy "day job".

Photos appearing on Dotty Dungarees socials in 3, 2, 1....

Also, isn't the magpie rhyme about predicting an unborn baby's sex ("three for a girl, four for a boy"), not a 40 year old adult's gender?

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Axatogrind said:
More time off from his so, so, so busy "day job".

Photos appearing on Dotty Dungarees socials in 3, 2, 1....

Also, isn't the magpie rhyme about predicting an unborn baby's sex ("three for a girl, four for a boy"), not a 40 year old adult's gender?

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Does not liking butter (or ‘the reflective power of a buttercup’ 🙄) mean you’re lactose intolerant? I know this is a minor thing, but he’s so bleeping thick he makes me angry. And he’s trying to be clever.

duck off, you absolute bellend.
 
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