Father of Daughters #54 Delivering bargain basement content both literally and figuratively

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He is such a bike wanker. And Clemmie is loving herself I see. The stupid dancing on the boat is cringe worthy, along with her stupid wide open mouth hand in the air pose.

That photos and videos of the eldest girls in Bikinis, and the twins topless are utterly vile. What sort of parent would post such revealing photos for all to see?

Oh yes, one desperate for engagement on the gram. Sly, you're almost 40 (looking 60). You're no longer relevant in the world of child monetising parents. That ship has sailed, and the whole insta life is no longer a viable income for you and your racist wife.
 
Please don't girl. Also 667k not everyone was impressed with the holidays 🤣
 

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I had someone in my class whose father owned a superyacht. I didn’t even know the son was beyond london prep school rich until other students told me who his father was. The kid was never showy and wouldn’t even stand out and wore basic adidas. The TWO bodyguards on a trip to the Isle of wight did however say something.

They were on a boat and made such a high deal about it. 🤪 They’ve been on one before in Kent with their wild swimmer friend.

Higher comments because of the young barely dressed teenage girls in the previous vid? Think M is still only 11.

Please don't girl. Also 667k not everyone was impressed with the holidays 🤣

Yes because every woman needs to be reminded of her “flabby” stomach and needs a leather jacket.
 
Also just want to clarify that I'm not throwing shade with the outfit comments, I'm a basic witch too ! I just don't pretent to be Ana bleeping wintour on a holiday telling people where my outfit is from when all I did was buy 3 dresses at H&M before leaving.
 
Also just want to clarify that I'm not throwing shade with the outfit comments, I'm a basic witch too ! I just don't pretent to be Ana bleeping wintour on a holiday telling people where my outfit is from when all I did was buy 3 dresses at H&M before leaving.

exactly this. She’s wearing exactly the same as what I wore and most other women I saw from the UK on holiday.
 
For me, all the mugging for the camera and the forcedness of trying to get each outfit noticed leads to very "stiff" poses and expressions, even when she's trying and failing to act casual or candid. There's a real gap between how good she thinks she is a "model" and the reality IMO. Similarly, he is not a skilled photographer even though he likes to think he is, and he doesn't know how to make the best of the person and/or setting he's shooting. It's a dire combination.

These weren't photos captured for memories of their holiday. In almost all of them the background could be any one of hundreds of places. They were try-hard wannabe shoots whenever she put on a new outfit or swimsuit, so they could tag brands in desperation to get noticed. She's bone-dry in the ones where she's supposedly emerging from the sea.

The whole shtick of him saying he knows there will be loads of questions about her outfits and knows it's his place to tag everything has been used to death now and it wasn't even amusing the first time. Change the sodding record. If Clemmie wants a fashion instagram she should get on and do it herself instead of using him as a Clemmie fan worship proxy.

Don't even get me started on that weird morphing filter he uses 😂

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For me, all the mugging for the camera and the forcedness of trying to get each outfit noticed leads to very "stiff" poses and expressions, even when she's trying and failing to act casual or candid. There's a real gap between how good she thinks she is a "model" and the reality IMO. Similarly, he is not a skilled photographer even though he likes to think he is, and he doesn't know how to make the best of the person and/or setting he's shooting. It's a dire combination.

These weren't photos captured for memories of their holiday. In almost all of them the background could be any one of hundreds of places. They were try-hard wannabe shoots whenever she put on a new outfit or swimsuit, so they could tag brands in desperation to get noticed. She's bone-dry in the ones where she's supposedly emerging from the sea.

The whole shtick of him saying he knows there will be loads of questions about her outfits and knows it's his place to tag everything has been used to death now and it wasn't even amusing the first time. Change the sodding record. If Clemmie wants a fashion instagram she should get on and do it herself instead of using him as a Clemmie fan worship proxy.

Don't even get me started on that weird morphing filter he uses 😂

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Is that an actual screen shot or have you done something to it?
I just can’t with her face! Lol what has he done

I mean clearly the face is snipped off something else …look around it
 
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