Patrickthewonderdog
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duck me he looks 65 in that photo
Please don't girl. Also 667k not everyone was impressed with the holidays
Ugh. No “good luck etc…” but…”buy her book”Please don't girl. Also 667k not everyone was impressed with the holidays
Also just want to clarify that I'm not throwing shade with the outfit comments, I'm a basic witch too ! I just don't pretent to be Ana bleeping wintour on a holiday telling people where my outfit is from when all I did was buy 3 dresses at H&M before leaving.
I reckon she insists on all the pics of her and makes him share it on the gram…but as he’s still so bitter about being called a class A twit (truth hurts) he accompanies it with some moaning words about her!
Is that an actual screen shot or have you done something to it?For me, all the mugging for the camera and the forcedness of trying to get each outfit noticed leads to very "stiff" poses and expressions, even when she's tryingand failingto act casual or candid. There's a real gap between how good she thinks she is a "model" and the reality IMO. Similarly, he is not a skilled photographer even though he likes to think he is, and he doesn't know how to make the best of the person and/or setting he's shooting. It's a dire combination.
These weren't photos captured for memories of their holiday. In almost all of them the background could be any one of hundreds of places. They were try-hard wannabe shoots whenever she put on a new outfit or swimsuit, so they could tag brands in desperation to get noticed. She's bone-dry in the ones where she's supposedly emerging from the sea.
The whole shtick of him saying he knows there will be loads of questions about her outfits and knows it's his place to tag everything has been used to death now and it wasn't even amusing the first time. Change the sodding record. If Clemmie wants a fashion instagram she should get on and do it herself instead of using him as a Clemmie fan worship proxy.
Don't even get me started on that weird morphing filter he uses
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