Father of Daughters #43 Father of Daughters Content, Phallic and Unappetising

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All his lockdown stories are so tone deaf it's embarrassing. He must be constantly deleting comments. Poor fod bored in his giant house, swanning off to B&Q twice in one weekend for something non-essential to do, pissing about at the supermarket for content instead of shopping for essentials. He is a joke.
 
Chortlebear said:
Nope. Unfortunately you’re on the wrong page! Nothing about this behaviour is okay. You may or may not be linked to the SODs (we’ll obviously speculate) but you’re not going to change our shared opinion.
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I'm not trying to change anyone's opinion, just saying what I thought 😂 I just thought giving your kid money to go and choose their own snacks for a week was a fun way to give them a bit of responsibility and hadn't really thought about the whole their brand is middle class so it's unfair to judge your kid for having middle class tastes. I don't think too much about what he shares so don't necessarily think about all the details of their lives / brands / stories 🤷‍♀️
 
@Jumbojet1251the hilarious irony of him calling out influencers for bleeping off to Dubai can not be lost on him, surely! If he and ClammieClemmieGlennsy hadn't spent the last couple of years outing themselves for the morally bankrupt fuckwits that they are, he'd 💯 jump at the opportunity to fly off to St. Lucia (and for sure wouldn't lower himself go to the likes of Dubai) and be filming his narcissist ass-self doing daily diy lean-to sandcastles on the beach for the pleasure of his loser huns (cause you know he's convinced himself the bots are actually real fob lovers) back in blighty to drool over his skills - he has the cognitive intelligence of a 1970's, grey, blancmange 🤢
 
He’s calling out the instawankers in Dubai cause he’s gutted he’s not there but is he playing by the rules?
- dragging your kids to the supermarket and filming them for content
- additional trips to B&Q and openly saying you did it on purpose
- NYE parties
- tier 4 trips to other counties
Whilst I’m very anti the lying idiots in Dubai and elsewhere, you’re hardly a saint yourself FOD!
 
I can't see where he's calling out instawankers in Dubai, but didn't he go to the far east at the beginning (and get called out for it on here)?

@OwlWatcher23 FWIW I didn't have any issues at all with him giving his daughter a snack budget, I've done the same in the past. What I didn't agree with was her choices being put up for public scrunity, and him using a supermarket trip to make instagram content when we should be shopping alone where possible, and doing it as quick as we can.
 
Emmadale said:
He’s calling out the instawankers in Dubai cause he’s gutted he’s not there but is he playing by the rules?
- dragging your kids to the supermarket and filming them for content
- additional trips to B&Q and openly saying you did it on purpose
- NYE parties
- tier 4 trips to other counties
Whilst I’m very anti the lying idiots in Dubai and elsewhere, you’re hardly a saint yourself FOD!
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And the rest we don't know about! He's happy enough breaking those rules and splatting it about on his IG, I bet he's breaking more in secret.
 
OwlWatcher23 said:
I'm not trying to change anyone's opinion, just saying what I thought 😂 I just thought giving your kid money to go and choose their own snacks for a week was a fun way to give them a bit of responsibility and hadn't really thought about the whole their brand is middle class so it's unfair to judge your kid for having middle class tastes. I don't think too much about what he shares so don't necessarily think about all the details of their lives / brands / stories 🤷‍♀️
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If this is the case, why are you on this thread giving a differing opinion to majority?
 
OwlWatcher23 said:
I'm not trying to change anyone's opinion, just saying what I thought 😂 I just thought giving your kid money to go and choose their own snacks for a week was a fun way to give them a bit of responsibility and hadn't really thought about the whole their brand is middle class so it's unfair to judge your kid for having middle class tastes. I don't think too much about what he shares so don't necessarily think about all the details of their lives / brands / stories 🤷‍♀️
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Hi FOD 👋🏼
 
Axatogrind said:
I can't see where he's calling out instawankers in Dubai, but didn't he go to the far east at the beginning (and get called out for it on here)?

@OwlWatcher23 FWIW I didn't have any issues at all with him giving his daughter a snack budget, I've done the same in the past. What I didn't agree with was her choices being put up for public scrunity, and him using a supermarket trip to make instagram content when we should be shopping alone where possible, and doing it as quick as we can.
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@Axatogrind this is where he mentions the Dubai thing. After a whingy woe is me post about not being able to go out on benders blah blah 🙄
Yes, he went to the Far East in March (I think) when Corona news was all kicking off in the press. He did a twatty PSA post about wearing a mask. We all questioned why he needed to be there at such a risky time 🙄
 
Tattlingpineapple said:
Yes same. I miss @Dogmuck's comments.
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Hello 👋 fellow trolls. I deleted my account last Monday as I was spending far too much time getting 😡 about useless af dickheads like Sly and more annoyingly Jack Monroe. Sadly, Tattle give you 7 days to come back and Mr Dogmuck gave me the rage on Saturday evening (actually he gave me the rage all day) and I needed an outlet and missed the chuckles so I signed back in 🤦‍♀️😂 damn you addictive personality! Gonna try to not be on here as much but 🤷‍♀️ I give myself little chance of that 🤪

Anyway, hope you’re all doing well and not struggling too much with lockdown/homeschooling/IG dickheads! The sun is shining here today, we are 2/3rds done with winter and there is hope with the emergence of spring so buckle up for this last push, things will get better...well Fod won’t, he’s always gonna be a twit!

OT I got another calming blanket delivered today. Gone for the 9kg one in the same style as before from JL. Had to get blue as that’s all they had...good job I like blue. I took the advice of the calming blanket tribe here, who suggested they are for individual purposes and not for a couple, and I’m hoping this one is more suitable for me, both weight wise and so Mr Dogmuck doesn’t steal it, fingers crossed. Must admit that when I have a solo nana nap with the other weighted blanket it works a treat.

Big love 💕
ETA my newly arrived weighted blanket
 

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Hello 👋 fellow trolls. I deleted my account last Monday as I was spending far too much time getting 😡 about useless af dickheads like Sly and more annoyingly Jack Monroe. Sadly, Tattle give you 7 days to come back and Mr Dogmuck gave me the rage on Saturday evening (actually he gave me the rage all day) and I needed an outlet and missed the chuckles so I signed back in 🤦‍♀️😂 damn you addictive personality! Gonna try to not be on here as much but 🤷‍♀️ I give myself little chance of that 🤪

Anyway, hope you’re all doing well and not struggling too much with lockdown/homeschooling/IG dickheads! The sun is shining here today, we are 2/3rds done with winter and there is hope with the emergence of spring so buckle up for this last push, things will get better...well Fod won’t, he’s always gonna be a twit!

OT I got another calming blanket delivered today. Gone for the 9kg one in the same style as before from JL. Had to get blue as that’s all they had...good job I like blue. I took the advice of the calming blanket tribe here, who suggested they are for individual purposes and not for a couple, and I’m hoping this one is more suitable for me, both weight wise and so Mr Dogmuck doesn’t steal it, fingers crossed. Must admit that when I have a solo nana nap with the other weighted blanket it works a treat.

Big love 💕
ETA my newly arrived weighted blanket
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Do the blankets really calm you? My instinct says weight would be stressful for me, but am I exaggerating the weight in my head? I'd love one if it helps with anxiety.
 
Sunshine&clouds said:
Do the blankets really calm you? My instinct says weight would be stressful for me, but am I exaggerating the weight in my head? I'd love one if it helps with anxiety.
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The thing to remember (which I didn’t and gave me more anxiety) is that it’s not a magic blanket. I honestly thought I was going to lay under it and all my troubles would be gone 😂
For me it was more about insomnia than anxiety and I can honestly say it’s like a lovely big bear hug of comfort, which I guess is calming and probably does destress you and reduces anxiety...all of which, for me, are conducive to sleep. It’s not so heavy that you feel like you’ve been trapped under a building it’s a more subtle weight (but the last one I bought was 11.5 kg and is really too heavy for me, but not unbearable). As an older troll my sleep has been buggered by menopause and I was prepared to try anything...including divorce 😂😂
Seriously though I have really enjoyed deep sleep when I’ve used the other one I bought, but sharing it with Mr Dogmuck is a no no as it needs to effectively wrap around you alone.
I’ll update when I’ve had a few nights with this one. X
 
Dogmuck said:
The thing to remember (which I didn’t and gave me more anxiety) is that it’s not a magic blanket. I honestly thought I was going to lay under it and all my troubles would be gone 😂
For me it was more about insomnia than anxiety and I can honestly say it’s like a lovely big bear hug of comfort, which I guess is calming and probably does destress you and reduces anxiety...all of which, for me, are conducive to sleep. It’s not so heavy that you feel like you’ve been trapped under a building it’s a more subtle weight (but the last one I bought was 11.5 kg and is really too heavy for me, but not unbearable). As an older troll my sleep has been buggered by menopause and I was prepared to try anything...including divorce 😂😂
Seriously though I have really enjoyed deep sleep when I’ve used the other one I bought, but sharing it with Mr Dogmuck is a no no as it needs to effectively wrap around you alone.
I’ll update when I’ve had a few nights with this one. X
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Thank you. I have insomnia and anxiety and love the idea of these, but I'm also really claustaphobic (to a ridiculous degree) and the weight bit scares me. I find being hot is the biggest factor in buggering up my sleep, (also menopausal) so I'd love an update if that's ok? x
 
Sunshine&clouds said:
Thank you. I have insomnia and anxiety and love the idea of these, but I'm also really claustaphobic (to a ridiculous degree) and the weight bit scares me. I find being hot is the biggest factor in buggering up my sleep, (also menopausal) so I'd love an update if that's ok? x
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Yeah the heat 🥵 is killing me. Best suggestion...the spare room...or divorce 🤣🤣

Ugh I’m not in the least claustrophobic so I can’t comment/comprehend how the weight would impact on you. If you’re an older troll then I’m guessing that when your were a young troll you had blankets (quilts weren’t a think when I was a little troll), for me this is what the weight reminds me of, being under blankets as a kid, not an overbearing weight but a comfort, safe, secure weight...does that make sense? I think if you are seriously claustrophobic then it might be a good idea to get the lower end weight like 4kg.

Some of the trolls on here have bought them recently...any advice for our dear @Sunshine&clouds weighted blanket trolls?
 
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