Father of Daughters #43 Father of Daughters Content, Phallic and Unappetising

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Recycling Glen’s old “jokes” now. Scratching the bottom of the barrel doesn’t even begin to describe his content lately.
 

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God he really is a tragic bleep.

And these comments have infuriated me.

You're only meant to go out for essentials. Shopping and medical supplies. Yet this melt went to B&Q twice this weekend for the lols?

Chances are he is lying to make himself sound hilarious. Because he is a class A lying twit. But the fact he thinks it is funny during lockdown to duck off out to a DIY store twice over a weekend is the the most cuntish thing ever.

My father in law is currently in hospital on Cpap with covid19. Then there is this pillock moaning about his kids and snacks.


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It's a little bit like people bitching about how they can't breath wearing a face mask or the mask annoys them. Wearing a mask/face covering has got to be way better than lying in a hospital with a machine breathing for you.
FodNey has become insufferable and should go take another Insta break and truly think about how privileged him and his family really are. You won't die of boredom you self centred KNOB.
 
Something is puzzling me about the House of Hooper account. It might be that I misunderstand the workings of instagram so please correct me if I'm wrong. I'm attaching three pictures: the grid post about making the bed and putting the cushions on it; the same post as it appears on emmajshipley's Instagram account because it was tagged; a picture that has appeared in the HH stories. Firstly I cannot picture Simon saying that they are "the most beautiful cushions". That's at odds with him and what he says about cushions. But what is weird is that the stories picture has emmajshipley's profile picture and name on it. Surely this has been inserted by Simon as it was tagged and not actually posted by emmajshipley?
 

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OwlWatcher23 said:
Unpopular opinion but I thought it was quite a good idea? It's not like she's not allowed meals so she'll still be getting 3 (probably pretty good if they're rich) meals a day. At that age I'd have enjoyed the responsibility of budgeting and choosing my own snacks, although admittedly mine would've been a lot unhealthier.
We never really had snacks in our house because my mum always said if you have a proper breakfast /dinner /tea then you don't need them, but my friend's little brother used to often come home from school and eat 5 weetabix as a snack. Cereal and bread presumably is in their standard shop but it's still probably a bit of fun for her to have her own special snack supply that her sisters can't touch.
Idk, I thought it seemed a reasonable thing to do and a good way of teaching what money is worth 🤷‍♀️
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Nope. Unfortunately you’re on the wrong page! Nothing about this behaviour is okay. You may or may not be linked to the SODs (we’ll obviously speculate) but you’re not going to change our shared opinion.
 
Oh he would soooooooo be over there if he didn’t royally shaft his influencer status right up the pipe! Edit. Reference bottom screenshot.

Bizziebody said:
It's a little bit like people bitching about how they can't breath wearing a face mask or the mask annoys them. Wearing a mask/face covering has got to be way better than lying in a hospital with a machine breathing for you.
FodNey has become insufferable and should go take another Insta break and truly think about how privileged him and his family really are. You won't die of boredom you self centred KNOB.
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Yip. I’m going to my first online funeral today. Whilst fod is opening his printer ink (and telling the world about it). Slow hand clap. 👏🏻 👏🏻 👏🏻

Lairymary said:
I simply cannot believe he has resurrected Glen’s ou e le tit when it was tragic the first time. Wow, just wow.

I wonder if she suggested it?
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I doubt it. Like everything he does, it’s stolen off of someone else.
 

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I was talking to my grandma who lives in the North of France. She compares this pandemic a lot with WW2, (grandparents who went trough the war talk a lot about it). Her life was put on hold from the age of 14 to 19. They couldn’t go outside because of the bombings. If they broke lockdown rules (Which they did being teenagers) they had to take turns to guard the place and check for the Germans patrolling. The men were all dying and parents were crying. Now I know there is always worst and it is legitimate to complain at the moment because this pandemic IS hard. But we have to realize how privileged we are in the first place to live in a free, rich country. There are very few people who has it as good as FOD at the moment, living in a house where everyone has their own room and more, beach on your doorstep and a healthy family. Just try and make something good come out of this for you and your family instead of constantly moaning about missing going on a banter you twit. We will socialize again and when this is over, life will go back to normal and I like to think we’ll remember we tried our best for our kids instead of constantly complaining. (I do both 😅)
 
OutrageouslyScarlet said:
Anyone completely confused as to how he still has 910k followers!?
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For a large legacy account like that the % of inactive accounts will be huuuuge. People that made an Insta and forgot about it, mums that made a side mama insta and stopped updating it, people that just fell out of love w the platform etc etc. It’s why as your account scales engagement decreases. Also he buys bots but large accounts will have a higher % of bots purely as they’re more visible through explore.

HoH is absolutely tragic. They haven’t had a decent brand deal in a year now, like top tier 5 figure, how many years will have to pass before they give up? I find it bizarre they’re buying £00s in bedding on their day job income, but at least they’re going through what they put all those new mums back through back in the day tbh.
 
Hatchet_job said:
Something is puzzling me about the House of Hooper account. It might be that I misunderstand the workings of instagram so please correct me if I'm wrong. I'm attaching three pictures: the grid post about making the bed and putting the cushions on it; the same post as it appears on emmajshipley's Instagram account because it was tagged; a picture that has appeared in the HH stories. Firstly I cannot picture Simon saying that they are "the most beautiful cushions". That's at odds with him and what he says about cushions. But what is weird is that the stories picture has emmajshipley's profile picture and name on it. Surely this has been inserted by Simon as it was tagged and not actually posted by emmajshipley?
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Just had a quick look at Emma’s insta and she shared it on her stories and HoH has reshared it from there.
I agree that is not something he (or most men!) would say about cushions.
 
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