Fashion Mumblr #44 Face warts and boils galore, stop being a skincare whore

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I don’t know how they do it !. Apart from having a dog sitter on site , I can’t see much good coming out of living so close to the mother for either of them.

If divorce happens it’s going to be a mess for the mother as chav will need to be paid off . Can they afford to cling onto it? I wouldn’t it . I reckon they might be left with what? 1.6 million if they sell in terms of the actual cash Josie and her mum would pull out of it . So hard to know . But then having to pay him half plus half of strawtops ….. they would be down to 800k plus whatever equity is in one of the strawtops . At best I’d guess maybe they have 1m after paying him out yet a detached private property that can a comodate both lala and Josie would cost a lot more .
Yes it would but that’s reality. Be careful who you choose as a life partner. Sorry if I sound mean but I think she has settled for less than she deserves. He adds nothing to her life, business or vlogs except a very haughty, unpleasant and lazy spouse. I think that maybe where some of her questionable behaviour comes from. I wonder what she was like before him, probably a much more down to Earth, honest and personable girl
 
If she does and it goes wrong, hopefully it will reset things better. She can do a lot better than him but I don’t think that’s a possibility while her mum lives on the same property. Not many men want to share a home with their partners/wife’s mother. I think the business and the pressure of running it is making her quite ill and that isn’t nice seeing. He needs to stop mouthing off in her vlogs and mooching off the business. He needs his own achievements, same could be said for his sister who loves lounging around in bikinis on their property, taking photos of herself there as if it’s her home. Either Josie is too meek to say anything or too generous but seeing it looks disrespectful. It’s her and her mother’s home not his or his relatives that use that place as a holiday weekend retreat. Josie said she likes that people are there instead of just them rattling around, but really? I’m sure it gets on her nerves

Does the sister actually have a job? Or is she just a lazy waster like her brother?
 
Half of it looks undercooked the rest burnt 🤢

Yup that is the usual case with her cooking. She needs to just stop trying already...none of it looks good..ever. 🥴
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Her brand is now “their brand”

I look forward to seeing the new branding name. She can’t be Josie London forever living where she is, it’s well past its sell by date. However she’s making a massive error letting him muscle in

I agree....I don't see her channel doing so well once she lets him take center stage with his mansplaining :rolleyes:
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Does the sister actually have a job? Or is she just a lazy waster like her brother?

The sister seems to party 24/7 ..I've wondered for awhile now what she does for work..but it seems she does nothing except ..party? 🤷‍♀️
 
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I think she’s taken the worst parts of people she mixes with from chav to vacuous spoilt women she’s desperate to emulate at bamford and it’s become her personality

She’s too desperate to fit in with the bamfords / Sophie stanbury (who I can’t take seriously !) etc etc. she thinks if she acts like this they will accept her . But she waltzes around daylesford with her big , dirty and cheap looking canvas bag with the name Josie scrawled allover it and the women she’s trying to impress will write her off as “just another influencer” only a poorly bred one unlike a fair few Cotswolds residents she’s trying to emulate
 
In tonight episode of “How much can Charlie spend” , Josie informs us that chav doesn’t just eat one pipers steak pie, he demands two (greedy git!). The cost of two for those of us who pay for our own food is £12.50

plus veg and probably plus a glass of Bamford organic wine or two.

the house mate is costing you far too much darling .
 
Stuffing his face again……




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She really does need to stop with the lip fillers…

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Ooh they really do look terrible don’t they? And in her vlog today using some other face mask from Sisley(?) which is bloody expensive and she says how wonderful it is, yet I’m not sure I’ve ever seen her use it before. Probably another freebie 🤷‍♀️ and she’s always banging on about that Lucie app and how they aren’t PR treatments but the way she’s always singing the praises of the app she’s blatantly doing some sort of advertising for it, the way she talks about it even sounds like an advert…

Honestly I do still watch for the nice house and the cosy cooking and gardening etc but every time she shills something new, which is absolutely every video, I just roll my eyes now…
I give you praise for following her,
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Same old soggy pasta .. day after day... only now it's pumpkin everything...then it will be cranberry everything for Christmas ... 😂

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Still shilling those ugly costume earrings....and the lips are out of control, add in the teeth and she is all lips and teefers.... and why are the lips extra huge here? the lipstick looks smudged into the ends of the lips on the side 🥴 , she is definitely getting her lips blown up...oh and her CASHMERE rollneck is a mess...she can't even be bothered to fix the neckline :rolleyes:


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I absolutely hate the fake ear cuff which seems to turn her ear red every time she puts it on...

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All that yellow fake jewellery is just YUCK.

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Skincare in a WHITE CASHMERE sweater....so stupid.....

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American New Yorker here ! Hello sisters across the pond. She blew her lips up again, they may burst if she keeps going. And, ohhh, how i love her caterpillar brows on the large tarmac. Who cooks, garden, and plays with makeup wear a white cashmere turtle neck sweater? Props to the thread title !!! I can't stomach her, but still i check in on her nonsense and your comments
 
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They think if they mention farming and matters affecting it (even though Josie doesn’t know one end of a farm animal to another or their way of life) that Carole Bamford and Jeremy Clarkeson will be ringing at their door wanting to pop in for coffee and a farming chat 😂

I do think farmers have a raw deal and I sympathise entirely .
 
especially farming, an industry he claims to be a member of yet is just a consumer...
The Chancellor has screwed over so many industries with that budget. The worst since 1955. I hope Josie won’t be affected or anybody else but there will be consequences for business owners possibly even for my own business. My heart goes out for them. If Charlie gobs off then he will just prove he’s nothing because let’s be honest here he’s not a business owner himself he’s just mooching off his wife it’s her business and it is HER success sorry to get passionate but he really pisses me off with that attitude of his
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They think if they mention farming and matters affecting it (even though Josie doesn’t know one end of a farm animal to another or their way of life) that Carole Bamford and Jeremy Clarkeson will be ringing at their door wanting to pop in for coffee and a farming chat 😂

I do think farmers have a raw deal and I sympathise entirely .
It’s so bad. Imagine them at Daylesford or one of their pubs giving rescue business advice to Carole and Jeremy 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤷‍♀️
 
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It’s going to have big ramifications on josies business . Labour have already tripled council tax in wales ages ago before they won election.

Cotswolds district council (I know Josie is Warwickshire I’m not sure what they are doing but I’d imagine the same) are doubling council tax from next April I think that’s only on rentals/second homes .

the worry of 2030 and making rentals c rated or above for energy is looming and I haven’t checked but I think I heard my friend in wales say they are forcing people to get air pumps and things to improve energy in homes people live in . My friend said even with an air pump it isn’t making a huge reduction in the cost to heat a home .

so they might have to do a lot to the rectory which won’t go with how it should look. Will be interesting to see longer term. I can’t imagine the house with solar panels but there may need to be changes labour force this like they have in wales .

I can’t see them getting back on next time .
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No wonder she’s flog flog flogging!

she knows the responsibility is upon her shoulders. It really isn’t fair . But she’s made her bed ….
 
It’s going to have big ramifications on josies business . Labour have already tripled council tax in wales ages ago before they won election.

Cotswolds district council (I know Josie is Warwickshire I’m not sure what they are doing but I’d imagine the same) are doubling council tax from next April I think that’s only on rentals/second homes .

the worry of 2030 and making rentals c rated or above for energy is looming and I haven’t checked but I think I heard my friend in wales say they are forcing people to get air pumps and things to improve energy in homes people live in . My friend said even with an air pump it isn’t making a huge reduction in the cost to heat a home .

so they might have to do a lot to the rectory which won’t go with how it should look. Will be interesting to see longer term. I can’t imagine the house with solar panels but there may need to be changes labour force this like they have in wales .

I can’t see them getting back on next time .
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No wonder she’s flog flog flogging!

she knows the responsibility is upon her shoulders. It really isn’t fair . But she’s made her bed ….
God what a mess she will be in but I agree, she’s made her bed but Charlie will only make it worse
 
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