Fashion Mumblr #31 Not Very Bright while Gardening in White, it's not right #PerennialMillennial Fright

What car do we think Teefers will get? Multiple answers allowed.

  • Porsche

    Votes: 40 35.7%

  • Range Rover

    Votes: 17 15.2%

  • Bentley

    Votes: 17 15.2%

  • The car specs will include green and beige with a touch of gold... somewhere

    Votes: 21 18.8%

  • Whatever car will make her feel most superior at Daylesford

    Votes: 60 53.6%

  • She will brag endlessly about any expensive extras

    Votes: 32 28.6%

  • She can't afford any lux extras not kindly gifted

    Votes: 18 16.1%

  • We can't wait for the side chin profile in the new car

    Votes: 21 18.8%
  • Total voters
    112
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I just watched the greenhouse vlog. Firstly, re the spa visit - "its the best facial I have ever had..." how many times have we heard this - Josie please STOP saying this.
Re the greenhouse - it is lovely BUT as a gardener myself - umm its way to small for seedlings, etc , and why would you have a table with chairs (pleural) in the tiny greenhouse - I would have shelves for seedlings, pots, soil, tools, etc. This seems more like a show-place than a working greenhouse (my opinion). It reminds me of Lydias showy greenhouse - beautiful but not a real gardener's greenhouse.
Gosh - what is she going to buy next (porsche, green house, redecorating the house, buying a second strawtop cottage, and the wedding - what will she do after that.....and please don't say "have a kid" - yuck - maybe I can see Charlie as a Father - but not Josie as a mother.
 
Hass said:
I just watched the greenhouse vlog. Firstly, re the spa visit - "its the best facial I have ever had..." how many times have we heard this - Josie please STOP saying this.
Re the greenhouse - it is lovely BUT as a gardener myself - umm its way to small for seedlings, etc , and why would you have a table with chairs (pleural) in the tiny greenhouse - I would have shelves for seedlings, pots, soil, tools, etc. This seems more like a show-place than a working greenhouse (my opinion). It reminds me of Lydias showy greenhouse - beautiful but not a real gardener's greenhouse.
Gosh - what is she going to buy next (porsche, green house, redecorating the house, buying a second strawtop cottage, and the wedding - what will she do after that.....and please don't say "have a kid" - yuck - maybe I can see Charlie as a Father - but not Josie as a mother.
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Apparently it is a 'glasshouse' not a greenhouse according to Miss Delusionsofgrandeur!!

Well, she's back from her holiday with even more sun damage and looking lobster red. Ooooh looks painful!

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Annnddd.....yet another bum shot!!

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All of that snoffling down of food has given her a double chin
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I was surprised at how red she was too.

She cautiously entered the pool like a toddler - as if a shark might be in there 😂 .

Why are wild nutrition sponsoring her?! shes anything but the beacon of health... apart from pilates

Her lower face is so thin.... I think perhaps she needs half a stone on her frame to help her face out..
 
Hass said:
I just watched the greenhouse vlog. Firstly, re the spa visit - "its the best facial I have ever had..." how many times have we heard this - Josie please STOP saying this.
Re the greenhouse - it is lovely BUT as a gardener myself - umm its way to small for seedlings, etc , and why would you have a table with chairs (pleural) in the tiny greenhouse - I would have shelves for seedlings, pots, soil, tools, etc. This seems more like a show-place than a working greenhouse (my opinion). It reminds me of Lydias showy greenhouse - beautiful but not a real gardener's greenhouse.
Gosh - what is she going to buy next (porsche, green house, redecorating the house, buying a second strawtop cottage, and the wedding - what will she do after that.....and please don't say "have a kid" - yuck - maybe I can see Charlie as a Father - but not Josie as a mother.
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See I can see Charlie as a grandfather of smalll children, but not as a father. Sneaking them treats and telling stories that just go on and on.
And his pants are so tight they look that they would interfere with fertility.They have to be keeping everything too warm
 
Just watch josie’s wardrobe clear out vlog, she has a delivery and books are included.
1. the Ten = she didn’t even read it or look in it before blogging it so looked idiotic as she changed From this book is great as talks about ten items of iconic fashion from The best brands, oh no it’s not brands it’s the history of iconic fashion clothings such as the mini skirt. (You know Josie what you used to wear when not pretending to be a granny)
2. the old collection of 4 dior, channel etc coffee table books that are in pastel colours = she has vlog them before I think at least twice now.

the amount of clothes she will now try to see on her private site is astounding, all high street brands and not really her style outfits. I swear she collects the stuff she doesn’t like, puts in closet then films a wardrobe clear out video.
but I saw the leather wide leg trousers in her clearout, the ones she clearly didn’t know what to do with, they were worth loads of money. Bet they end up on a designer resell website instead.

Interesting that she is no longer a size 4, hadn’t noticed the weight gain except in the bum gym wear which I only notice because she likes to put it front and centre.
maybe she will have to buy less Zimmermann now, they are worse than Zara with there size, only have four sizes and they are tiny!
 
Peoniesandballetshoes said:
Just watch josie’s wardrobe clear out vlog, she has a delivery and books are included.
1. the Ten = she didn’t even read it or look in it before blogging it so looked idiotic as she changed From this book is great as talks about ten items of iconic fashion from The best brands, oh no it’s not brands it’s the history of iconic fashion clothings such as the mini skirt. (You know Josie what you used to wear when not pretending to be a granny)
2. the old collection of 4 dior, channel etc coffee table books that are in pastel colours = she has vlog them before I think at least twice now.

the amount of clothes she will now try to see on her private site is astounding, all high street brands and not really her style outfits. I swear she collects the stuff she doesn’t like, puts in closet then films a wardrobe clear out video.
but I saw the leather wide leg trousers in her clearout, the ones she clearly didn’t know what to do with, they were worth loads of money. Bet they end up on a designer resell website instead.

Interesting that she is no longer a size 4, hadn’t noticed the weight gain except in the bum gym wear which I only notice because she likes to put it front and centre.
maybe she will have to buy less Zimmermann now, they are worse than Zara with there size, only have four sizes and they are tiny!
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size 3 Zimmerman is a UK 12-14 in my experience ....... Josie in real life is very slim ... I would guess a UK 8 mostly .......
 
Reading about the predicted recession on the bbc just now. None of these influenzas will have experienced the last one in their working lives. I think there are a lot of terribly big falls coming. Brands won’t be able to support Joho’s disgusting consumerism when we’re deep in a recession. It’s going to be interesting to see how this pans out and how careful or not they have been with their money.

TheScarletgirl said:
She could donate her left overs to a food bank in stratford they do have lots on the surrounding areas in the west midlands by her.nd

Is it me or has she lost a some weight ?
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I think she’s doing that thing that all these girls do before they realise they can’t fundamentally change their skeleton. She wants a smaller backside, so she diets and ends up looking even more skinny on top while still having a dumpy backside. Same with Frow and her thick legs, and Lizzie Hadfield’s matchsticks that barely hold her up anymore, but she still has no waist.
 
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Anabananas said:
Reading about the predicted recession on the bbc just now. None of these influenzas will have experienced the last one in their working lives. I think there are a lot of terribly big falls coming. Brands won’t be able to support Joho’s disgusting consumerism when we’re deep in a recession. It’s going to be interesting to see how this pans out and how careful or not they have been with their money.



I think she’s doing that thing that all these girls do before they realise they can’t fundamentally change their skeleton. She wants a smaller backside, so she diets and ends up looking even more skinny on top while still having a dumpy backside. Same with Frow and her thick legs, and Lizzie Hadfield’s matchsticks that barely hold her up anymore, but she still has no waist.
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I’ve just seen that the staycation boom is bust - who will rent strawrot now?
 
Just watched the vlog and did anyone catch at around 9.21 when she’s filming the front of the greenhouse and saying they had to remove the verbena, she then says ‘yes we’re gonna have to clean the glass’ but she says glass like me, a northerner- glass to rhyme with ass and not arse. And says gonna rather than going to - Then the clip quickly cuts. Little miss posh aint so posh!
 
BeccaBanana said:
Just watched the vlog and did anyone catch at around 9.21 when she’s filming the front of the greenhouse and saying they had to remove the verbena, she then says ‘yes we’re gonna have to clean the glass’ but she says glass like me, a northerner- glass to rhyme with ass and not arse. And says gonna rather than going to - Then the clip quickly cuts. Little miss posh aint so posh!
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Her Hereford roots coming out there!
 
TheScarletgirl said:
She could donate her left overs to a food bank in stratford, they do have lots in the surrounding areas of the west midlands by her.

Is it me or has she lost a some weight ?
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I was thinking how much of that wretched mangetou can they eat? (that's peas for us normal folks)
Mangetou is the new aliums that she has to keep mentioning at every conceivable moment while roaming around the estate. Possibly the mangetou are her secret diet food? 😉
 
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