Fashion Mumblr #29 Puffing up egos and lips in Charleston, but when will she get her sodding teeth done

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HippyHoppy said:
I have a set of the Monopoly: Cotswold edition (given to me as a joke by a friend). If they weren't such idiots I would give it to them since they are so keen to own a copy of their own.
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Oh, they bought a copy but have gone ahead and trashed it. Gave it a 0.5 out of 10 rating.
Very upset that Diddly Squat Farmshop is on there.
Not impressed that Jeremy got on the gig so quickly and says she feels she should have been consulted on a Cotswolds Monopoly. :m
We all know she thinks she is the original dweller of the Cotswolds.
She cannot believe they didn't put a Defender in as an icon to play with.
The fools used a caravan icon instead of a Defender. Teefers is devastated. :eek:
Informs us that there are more Defenders than caravans in the Cotswolds.
Also upset there is no Daschund icon either. They used a sheep instead. Meh Josie 🐑 :LOL:
Says they should have used Le Chameau boots and Defender icons. Clarkson is not about shouting new money, you stupid woman. He's rather irreverent about all that.
She is very upset now that she sees that the board must surely have been sponsored by Diddly Squat. Hahaha, a real celeb beat her to the post. (she should know all about getting paid to flog something)
She and Charlie absolutely have their noses out of joint about this.
They are desperately trying to get their own edition of the Cotswolds Monopoly going. :rolleyes::ROFLMAO:

Rest of the vlog is beauty flogging and the last few minutes are of garden non-events. An hour of nothing and lies about the beauty products. Usual boring Josie...

She got a new subscriber whoop-di-doo

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I think this lady who commented may be disappointed. The Cotswolds dwarf slipped up and said "crap". Years ago she added "sh*t" and stopped short of the f-bomb once.
 
beautyblogger123 said:
I noticed Charlie slipped up talking about the 'cottages'

Fun fact - last year Josie tried to recruit villagers to drag her 'beloved' clothes fridge up the stairs for free/basket of unwanted freebies

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Oh what a coincidence Chav has hurt his shoulder just when there is work to do!!

NomDePlume said:
Oh, they bought a copy but have gone ahead and trashed it. Gave it a 0.5 out of 10 rating.
Very upset that Diddly Squat Farmshop is on there.
Not impressed that Jeremy got on the gig so quickly and says she feels she should have been consulted on a Cotswolds Monopoly. :m
We all know she thinks she is the original dweller of the Cotswolds.
She cannot believe they didn't put a Defender in as an icon to play with.
The fools used a caravan icon instead of a Defender. Teefers is devastated. :eek:
Informs us that there are more Defenders than caravans in the Cotswolds.
Also upset there is no Daschund icon either. They used a sheep instead. Meh Josie 🐑 :LOL:
Says they should have used Le Chameau boots and Defender icons. Clarkson is not about shouting new money, you stupid woman. He's rather irreverent about all that.
She is very upset now that she sees that the board must surely have been sponsored by Diddly Squat. Hahaha, a real celeb beat her to the post. (she should know all about getting paid to flog something)
She and Charlie absolutely have their noses out of joint about this.
They are desperately trying to get their own edition of the Cotswolds Monopoly going. :rolleyes::ROFLMAO:

Rest of the vlog is beauty flogging and the last few minutes are of garden non-events. An hour of nothing and lies about the beauty products. Usual boring Josie...

She got a new subscriber whoop-di-doo

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I think this lady who commented may be disappointed. The Cotswolds dwarf slipped up and said "crap". Years ago she added "sh*t" and stopped short of the f-bomb once.
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Yip she slipped up lots tonight … never seen a dermatologist… so the mole folk she was flogging were not qualified dermatologist? … chav actually commented the monopoly was a disaster!!!!! No farm house…. Perfect reason to purchase that version then… once again the experts have to tell them how clueless they are… this time re lights …so now Joho has a ‘friend’ for her unwanted freebies…sure…. Chav was overseeing the shooting at the house … I bet whoever hired the property for the filming was delighted with his input!!!these 2 are so far up the olde rectum they are inside out!
 
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Bet a wardrobe makeover would include the flower wallpaper from the bathroom, would be different to Lydia’s and nicer.
I am a fan of the wallpaper (no hate please)

the Josie dress and the other spring dresses, ones from the first year in the house were lovely the cheaper ones and Zimmerman fakes that she only uses for gardening - decent clothes and age appropriate.
dresses she flogs now - look likeshe is 50 and all very old fashioned old lady prints, no one will buy them let along the ladies that follow her Vlogs.

wished shed go somewhere other than the farmhouse, it’s boring and a influencer place so not interesting, also stop buying everything from soho farmhouse, why not do a vlog on. We like this from the farmhouse but this also works, but more appropriate and actually makes them more interesting and shows personality.
charlie needs to stop buying furniture without measuring them first to check if they look stupidly small in a room.
 
beautyblogger123 said:
I noticed Charlie slipped up talking about the 'cottages'

Fun fact - last year Josie tried to recruit villagers to drag her 'beloved' clothes fridge up the stairs for free"cottages"/basket of unwanted freebies

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Ooh, thanks for the scoop and the receipt. Noticed the word "cottages" as well. Perhaps they bought the other cottage but couldn't afford to renovate it and are doing a normal rental for a while? She is such a braggart that I cannot fathom her not saying anything about it.

There is no way she would have helped Charlie get that clothes fridge (notice that she named it what we call it here) into the house and up the stairs. No wonder she asked for a father and a son to help. There was no offer from her to help the person because Charlie was "hurt" but she was happy for a strong man or "woman" to come and help, for a bag of her "luxury" freebies. She insults the people of her village... our Squire Josephine...
 
beautyblogger123 said:
I noticed Charlie slipped up talking about the 'cottages'

Fun fact - last year Josie tried to recruit villagers to drag her 'beloved' clothes fridge up the stairs for free/basket of unwanted freebies

edit: receipt
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Don't leave us hanging! Did anybody come forward? It would be worth the effort just to have a nose around the Old Rectum and sneak a few photos! Plus you got a few soon to be out of date beauty products!
 
I'm convinced that both of them have shopping addictions and the only reason they are able to tolerate each other is because they keep buying things and bringing things into the house: kitchen-ware, gardening equipment, antiques, clothes, what have you.

No, it's not for work, and not a hobby. It's excessive and wasteful. Deranged consumerism.
I'm not a minimalist by any means but this is crazy.

If they were challenged to not shop and just spend time with each other for a month, hell, a week, I'm sure they would drive each another insane. They have literally nothing to discuss except some new item they've purchased, until the novelty of it wears off.
What about all the nonsense you already have??
 
Wow, offering UNWANTED FREEBIES in exchange for help ! She thinks people are stupid!!! Every time I think she can't go any lower , she proves me wrong.
Well guys, our Josie promises to be a very successful person indeed. It's people like that, with no ethics and morals that make it big . They lie and manipulate to get what they want and play the victim when caught. That's at least what I see in this miserable world we live in. And this is coming from someone who is very happy with my life.
Btw. as a contrast , Laura Blair , who has really had a crappy time with covid, awful flat problems and an agency that hasn't paid her for work she has done is rocking it with cool looks that are fresh, young and age appropriate. She did a vlog AD for a watch brand , styling the watches in wonderful looks . From high heels to sneakers to flats, dresses, pants skirts , short , long etc. I wish her all the best. She deserves it !
 
Had a thought about the fenced off lala garden … does anyone think they are renting that house out/ holiday let and lala has moved into the olde rectum…. Maybe lala is B and B ing it again… also does anyone know where the public pathway is on the property … I always thought it was throughly the gate at the gym across to the chapel? But in a stories Chav was showing off that area and the gate was closed… denying access…
 
Allexie01 said:
Oh dear JoHo had a lump on her finger from winding up her new blingy watch. Had to get her nail practitioner to sort it out for her. Does the woman not have a slave/ staff to wind her watches….tut tut!
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Seems she hasn't convinced her 'estate manager' to do it for her yet. :LOL:

Do we think she said that as an excuse to mention the watch to beg for sponsorship or was she was legit complaining about having to wind her watch with her poor delicate little finger? Other people are getting watch brand deals. Teefers must be feeling awfully left out in the Cotswolds AONB.

Pics from the video before she first mentioned her new watch last year. Did a haul while chomping mince pies and looking oh so smug, nose very high up in the air. Showed the watch in every shot, hoping people would comment. They didn't. Her left sleeve was pulled up the whole time, right sleeve stayed down with a hair bobble.

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Next vlog Teefers, hand-on-her-heart, thanked herself for her new watch.🎻🎻🎻
To make sure people knew the watch had teeny tiny diamonds, she also thanked LL for 'buying' her the diamonds... 🤪
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Juliexyzz said:
Wow, offering UNWANTED FREEBIES in exchange for help ! She thinks people are stupid!!! Every time I think she can't go any lower , she proves me wrong.
Well guys, our Josie promises to be a very successful person indeed. It's people like that, with no ethics and morals that make it big . They lie and manipulate to get what they want and play the victim when caught. That's at least what I see in this miserable world we live in. And this is coming from someone who is very happy with my life.
Btw. as a contrast , Laura Blair , who has really had a crappy time with covid, awful flat problems and an agency that hasn't paid her for work she has done is rocking it with cool looks that are fresh, young and age appropriate. She did a vlog AD for a watch brand , styling the watches in wonderful looks . From high heels to sneakers to flats, dresses, pants skirts , short , long etc. I wish her all the best. She deserves it !
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I keep tagging Holland cooper and telling them to sponsor her not the muppets, as she’s the only one that does their brand justice.
 
IneverKnewmylogin said:
Had a thought about the fenced off lala garden … does anyone think they are renting that house out/ holiday let and lala has moved into the olde rectum…. Maybe lala is B and B ing it again… also does anyone know where the public pathway is on the property … I always thought it was throughly the gate at the gym across to the chapel? But in a stories Chav was showing off that area and the gate was closed… denying access…
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I feel LaLa is the one in charge of rental business and Josie&Charlie just went over to handle things when she was on her Maldive holiday recently. She is wise lady, I doubt she would be making mistake of moving in with dynamic duo. Regarding public pathways and the grounds in general, not sure if this helps, but it's still available online (I sincerely hope this is not violation of privacy due to public availability of the content, but if so please remove the link by all means. Thank you).


That's a lovely old house though. Remember Josie mentioning them having 14 guests (If I'm not mistaken) overnight during Christmas holidays. They have 8 bedrooms (7 available excluding their own) and LaLa has 2 bedrooms available. Theoretically, they can easily accommodate 18 adults, however, many bedrooms were repurposed - their office, Josie's dressing room and cinema room being 3 of them. So, they have pink room, main guest bedroom and two attic bedrooms (both without ensuite bathrooms) available for guests. Those accommodate 4 couples, which means that LaLa had to to find space for 6 people. One of her available bedrooms is her dressing room, which means that some guests had full inflatable guest bed or sofa bed grade II experience, which fits right into all those bespoke dressing rooms paired with separate Amazon hanger racks in front of them.
 
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