Fashion Mumblr #29 Puffing up egos and lips in Charleston, but when will she get her sodding teeth done

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PettyBettyBoop said:
She looks mid 40 pushing 50 who just got plastic surgery done. She looks as old as JLo and she’s actually 50 🤷‍♀️
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LordyLoop @PettyBettyBoop !!!! You just know Chav and Lala lurker accounts will see that and Joho will think she looks as hot as JLo! We have had the family nephews involvement and Chav actually doing some gardening in their latest … passively address TL comments/plagiarise TL comment ideas for content! The flat wide flabby butt will be getting presented to the camera again in the next flog!!! Remember the horror that was the clip of Joho ‘diving’ off the boat …😫
 
Wasn't the pink version of 'always pan' tossed on a pile of unused PR products in one of their outdoor storage units? Someone made a note about it around Christmas time when they entered the place to get some decorations and in the middle of all that junk there it was, pink pan, obviously not even 'occasional' let alone 'always'. Now they've been sent sage green version as well. So there was some successive cooking in this episode, like veggie risotto without veggies and other appetizing options with overview on that dirty agah lid that housekeeper refuses to clean. Nice.

Poor Charles, the more he gets dominated and emasculated, the more loud, pitchy and verbal he gets. His voice is just not the most pleasant and he compensates the lack of substance with volume level, which doesn't help. That vignette he arranged with doorstep abandoned (yet another) table, painting and lamp wasn't bad, it just missed the scale of the space entirely. Still, as long as it keeps gold spray paint, glittering pink floral wallpapers and feathery one leg flamingos away from that old house, it's fine.

I get girly style is Josie's thing, but being into fashion, aspiring to mingle with old money and not being able to style jodhpurs or jeans with knits and tweeds is...interesting. Equestrian shouldn't be difficult, yet the only outfit that was opposed to 3158 floral dresses was discarded. Her inner Malibu Barbie craves gold buttons and giant logos, even on knits. Holland Cooper before Harris tweed, because more is more.

Is it just me being hormonal or that cult like ritual with chanting and loud sounds was anything but meditation or relaxation provoking? She could just take another yeast infection contracting round in that public members only farmhouse pool, like everybody else. Allegedly.
 
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IneverKnewmylogin said:
LordyLoop @PettyBettyBoop !!!! You just know Chav and Lala lurker accounts will see that and Joho will think she looks as hot as JLo! We have had the family nephews involvement and Chav actually doing some gardening in their latest … passively address TL comments/plagiarise TL comment ideas for content! The flat wide flabby butt will be getting presented to the camera again in the next flog!!! Remember the horror that was the clip of Joho ‘diving’ off the boat …😫
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Next video… my dahlings, I’ve been compared to the likes of Jennifer Lopez. So flattered…
 
Nikki_ said:
I just clicked on the latest video and I'm convinced she's aging 10x faster than the average human.
Wrong hair, wrong lipstick, wrong dress.
When I thought it couldn't get worse she added those earrings and the necklace. 🤢

Maybe those things look better styled differently, idk but man she looks awful. I don't know how people can follow her "fashion advice".

Midi dress, white midi dress, Chloe sandals, basket bag. Over it. Nothing new.

Also, has anyone noticed Freddy tries on dresses like Josie's dresses and calls them "matronly, old, something she'd wear when she's 50, something Josie would like". True friends, indeed.
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I totally agree that she is aging quickly. In 10 years her face will look pointy.....and her chin will melt into her neck. So much for all her beauty products
 
Havent watched her for weeks, and I did today a little bit. I swear when u give it a break and come back, it's even worse. It's like who is this sad person with grey ashy hair doing some gardening in a sad rship with a weirdo obsessed with knives and has no humor. What is this fake posh accent, and why is she talking to me about her "struggles" ohhhh yeah, to promote something again. So boring so beige so bland so bleh, i wonder when i'll be able to stop completely it's like an accident that u gotta watch out of curiosity i swear. I wonder if she'll order another car again to fill the hole in her life
 
wow, josie's accent changed so much around her family it took me a minute to realise it was her speaking. she sounds like a completely different person when she loses the faux posh accent.

TulipLillies said:
Is it just me being hormonal or that cult like ritual with chanting and loud sounds was anything but meditation or relaxation provoking? She could just take another yeast infection contracting round in that public members only farmhouse pool, like everybody else. Allegedly.
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there is really nothing more irritating than a bunch of white british women chanting and meditating to the tune of a gong and participating in an "ancient cacao ritual." it's infuriating, actually. this is 2022. i thought we knew better??
 
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What's with that hair???? She can't be that delusional to think that "style" looks good on her, can she? I thought that maybe she was doing it for engagement, to see if people comment how ridiculous that puffy hair looks, but I haven't seen any messages from her equally blind followers, so really don't get it.
Also, that forced accent when she is talking to the boys, I guess she was trying to sound "Mary Poppinesque"? But agree with other comments, she just sound like a bitter governess, I found that interaction with the kids quite odd, just for content, zero love.

Finally, I love floral dresses, I live in a place where I can wear them the entire year... yet, I haven't seen not even 1 in her 2643 videos of spring dresses that I'd buy. Maybe I just can't separate my feelings for her personality of the dresses, or she just simply have the worst possible taste, zero styling skills and make everything look dull, odd fitting and boring as!
In the other hand, I watched 1 of the 2 videos that Laura Blair has made for spring outfits (first only last 5 minutes not 1 hour like Josie's), she only shows a few dresses, her other outfits are variations of trousers, shorts, skirts, you know, variety, a word that Josie doesn't know, unfortunately I can't wear most of her options cause I don't have her legs and I'm not that edgy. Anyway, all of this to say that she showed me 3 dresses and I bought one, Jose has tried to sell me at least 60 and hasn't scored any!
 
I get she is payed to promote and sell stuff, part of it being certain narrative which suppose to make her sound more relatable and credible when talking about product's features, justifying usually ridiculous price. It's part of her job, we are adults here, we get it - fine. But all that complaining, nervous giggles and problem inventing when it comes to her hair, while it's obvious that there is nothing remotely wrong with it, can be rather annoying: "Oh dear, look at my thick, glossy, bouncy, healthy hair misbehaving today, so I'll have to use my £1500 styler instead of my £600 one hoping for the best. And that only to keep me on a safe side before I get to my London's Belgravia coiffeur, mind you. All of you follically challenged dahlings please be trigger warned and have a loveliest of days." ... (royalty free music bangs to max volume while she's tossing locks from left to right minding Dyson air purifier in the background)
 
v_kaydubz said:
"I think Charlie needs to see someone for being a shopoholic. He literally cannot stop buying antiques." She then, literally, talks about how she has the exact same dress in 8 different colours and paterns...
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The only shopaholic I see is Josie. That's why she's not fashionable. She does not love fashion, only loves acquiring things, mostly freebies of course.

Her saying Charlie needs to see someone for being a shopaholic is the biggest joke. (he needs to stop with little tables though) Clearly, her attempt at playing a 'nice partner personality' and her faux 'in love banter' with old Charchar didn't last very long. Leopards don't change their spots and scorpions always gonna scorpion... 🦂

The biggest room in that house is her wardrobe and the entire area is wardrobe space even where there are no mirrors. She never opens all those doors with their identical white/beige clothes.

We saw her lending dresses to the dress for hire business, when she was desperate for the money and exposure she could get from it. Said she no longer needed those (gifted!!) dresses, she lives in the country now and wears country clothes. And yet, her IG is full of the exact same dresses which she supposedly could no longer wear in the country. Her green country garb stint was awful! Holland Cooper and Karen Millen did not sign her as expected so she's stuck with her cottage core slapstick frocks and looks like she's auditioning for Disney.
 
Hunevoque2 said:
Why does Josie think that she looks good in that awful sack of a dress, yes the Josie dress??
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It's Amazon, it's cheap, it's selling and she needs to lay claim to it to make sure that anyone else flogging it will be selling HER "Josie" dress.
Or perhaps she's finally going to get 'her edit' but with Amazon... :ROFLMAO: tagging Karen Millen and Lydia daily didn't work...
She's also enthusiastically flogging a dress called "Josephine" from another brand... tell me you are a narcissist without telling me you are a narcissist...
 
Well I watched the latest flog!!! … oh boy when she claimed to be beyond excited I thought she was talking about the hair … which was just horrendous! Alas no Joho was flogging the lydia green dress…. Oh and the always no ways pan…. Then Chav passively aggressively addressing TL comments … we’re not copying Lyds and Ali we bought them at the same time re glasses… Chav has a problem sticking tables in every area of spare floor…. Oh and their vignettes… no!!! Now that the TL pond comments have been addressed by Chav and Joho … let’s see how long it takes them before we get dinning room info… or are they pretending the old rotting smell from the old rectum is manure??? Still no Ben and Robin comments … oh and Chav’s brother knew and said the answer before Chav started talking over him Chavsplaining. The old aga is still filthy but I imagine the whole house is anything but clean. The poor cleaner can only do so much.
 
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